¡Hala Madrid y Nada Mas!

just a regular lonely monday of being stuck in fantasy antarctica with anxiety, stress, an existential crisis and the fear of getting assassinated  💅

im a crepe im a weirdough i donut belong here

"March is tomorrow" so February 29th, 30th, and 31st just don't exist anymore?

the fact that my eyes don’t glow when i’m at my strongest is unacceptable and not on brand

all right everyone . its time to stop

This is the cutest.

@kelagon

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

The spiritual successor to Miette

Might I also add

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

Can haz snackytreat

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it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

yup me n my stepmum swore we were hearing “gollum” in one of led zeppelin’s songs and we looked it up and accidentally went down a rabbithole of this dudes life, like 10/10 very good wiki chains you can go on reading abt him

I love Yasha😂

DRAGONS IN FILMS

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010) dir. Michael Apted The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug (2013) dir. Peter Jackson Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jensen Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) dir. Mike Newell Mulan (1998) dir. Tony Bancroft, Barry Cook Eragon (2006) dir. Stefan Fangmeier Enchanted (2007) dir. Kevin Lima Sleeping Beauty (1985) dir. Clyde Geronimi Alice in Wonderland (2010) dir. Tim Burton Dragonheart (1996) dir. Rob Cohen Maleficent (2014) dir. Robert Stromber  How to Train Your Dragon (2010) dir. Chris Sanders, Dean Deblois 

SiR - John Redcorn

you're laughing. trump and melania literally have covid and you're laughing. AND I'M LAUGHING TOO

Armstrong National Park // California

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