me: pls can I sleep?

bts: fuck your sleep

me: YEAH FUCK MY SLEEP DUDE FUCK IT I’M SO SORRY FOR ASKING

this was such a moment

okay but, like, the first time dean and seth tag together on raw, whenever it happens, for whatever reason, it better be a big deal.

like, give me a locker room conversation before the match with dean being like “i still don’t know if i trust you but i want to. i want to believe that you’ve changed” and seth promising him that he has but he knows that words don’t mean a damn thing so he’s going to prove it to him.

and give me that moment in the match where dean desperately needs to make a tag and he’s crawling blindly towards their corner and reaching out for dear life and seth’s bouncing up and down on the apron, arm fully outstretched and urging him on and the crowd is going wild, but dean looks up and their eyes meet for just the barest of moments – and it’s like time freezes and everyone else disappears and they’re the only two people in the arena – and dean’s mind replays those other times, like deja fucking vu, and he wonders if he’s still just a fool who never learns, if seth is going to abandon him again, because that’s still all he sees when he looks at him, seth walking away from them, from him – but seth shakes his head just the tiniest bit as if saying i’m not going anywhere – and their hands touch and the crowd pops and seth comes in like a hurricane, taking everyone out. and dean just leans back against the apron for a minute, closes his eyes and breathes in deeply, and it finally feels like the world’s righted itself on its axis. it feels like something inside him has been righted.

Sweetest Thing

Pairing: Finn Balor (Fergal Devitt) x Reader 

A/N; If Finn Balor told me he wanted to punch me in the face, I would ask if he wanted to hit my left cheek or right. 

Summary: Finn Balor thinks you are just the sweetest thing. So much so that all he wants to do is drag you through a crowded room with his arm around your waist and a shit eating grin that tells everyone that you are only his to stare at. 

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“Ouch! Seriously Y/N, I’m not a damn voodoo doll”. 

“Piss off Lexi, you wiggle too much. Not my fault”, you grumble out with a mouth full of pins and a roll of your eyes. 

Alexa lowers her eyes and frowns as she watches you kneel in front of her, trying your best to hem the shit out of the gown that was obviously too long for her tiny stature. Between the two of you, it was no secret that Alexa Bliss was the hardest to dress for formal WWE events, but at the end of the day, as the stylist to the superstars, you had always found a way to make her shine. With that in mind, she should have been more appreciative about your grueling attempt to make the gown for this particular charity event fit. 

Everyone was going to be there tonight. It was a gala for one of the many charities the WWE sponsored which meant the most notable stars from both NXT and WWE needed to make an appearance. Now, as the head of the clothing and costume department, that meant that you and your team were in charge of making everyone dress like royalty. Particularly for you, that meant fitting and styling the best of the best. 

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Even The Legit Boss knows… (This is real)

Uproxx: Xavier Woods Created Perfect Lyrics For Dean Ambrose’s Theme Song

Omfg 😂

Humanz gorillaz

Okay female WWE fans I need help

REBLOG/LIKE if you are a female and watch WWE.

My mom hardcore judges me when I watch Raw or SmackDown in the living room at home. Today during SD she literally asked me Why do you watch this junk you’re better then this. When I told about the lovely ladies who helped with my paper she said You really found 7 girls who watch this crap? So please reblog or like so I can show her how many ladies love WWE!

I can’t wait to see how many notes this ends up with.

Grown adult woman over here who’s been a fan for more years than she cares to remember & proud of it!

31 years old. Loves “this crap” 👍

*looks down at shirt*

I think I might like this “Crap”

I have boobs and a vagina so I can safely say I’m a cis chick watching this crap.

‘‘Crap’‘ lover proudly present

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

Today is our lord and savior, Pernell-Karl Sylvester Subban's 28th birthday

So apparently katy perry called one of the weeknds producers the n word multiple times but whos really surprised tho

White folks (I’m white), if you are ever thinking about calling a black person “n***a” - 

As a lot of people have noted, where are the Katy Perry’s and Justin Bieber’s of the world talking about police brutality? About Black Lives Matter? 

They want the “coolness” of black culture without having to address the reality of racial oppression and racial inequality. 

“Everybody want to be a nigga but nobody want to be a nigga.” - Paul Mooney

Stop Saying N***a If You’re Not Black

Its literally not rocket science or brain surgery if you are not black dont say nigga its not that hard.

I dont give a flying fuck if you:

-play basketball

-are best friends with someone who is black -live in the “hood”

-eat collard greens,potato salad, fried chicken , drink kool aid etc…

Like no dont fucking say it

If someone, black or not, said it was cool for you to say it. They lied

Please watch this video if your sad.

(No kitties were hurt.)

“you’re probably two days old”,

“this is the flower crown I wear when shit’s about to get deep”

i love this

“Alright I got my flower crown on. This is the flower crown I wear when shit’s about to get deep, shits about to get fucking deep in here. I heard you were sad so I decided that I needed to come and rescue you, like some sort of like, prince. Okay, here we go. I’m gonna cheer you up. Here you go! (Small meow, another meow.) Here. Here we go (meow meow), here. Two days old, right? (mew mew mew mew mew) Two days old.. two days old, already cute as hell, has lots of potential. I’m gonna return it right there. And you? You’re a lot like that kitten, whoever you are. You have lots of potential, you’re probably two days old, aaand you’re very cute.”

I needed that

This legit no lie..lifted my spirits.

Dean Ambrose gets the scoop backstage: Raw, May 1, 2017

Dean’s got a request. First time caller, long time listener.

pk subban could singlehandedly win the stanley cup playoffs and find the cure for cancer at the same time and some old crusty dude with a stupid tie will still find a way to talk bad about him

I LOVE THIS BC TRUE

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

Lmao damn tumblr

I fucking hate you tumblr

@yungd0nut

FFS, I’ll never not reblog sorry yeah

SORRRRRRY FOLLOWERS NRI 

no why do these exist

I’m sorry. My moms not home right now

cant risk it

apologies no risks being taken

Can’t risk it!!! My mom isn’t even home right now.

I love my mom so much.

SECOND time this week. 

Fuck the person who created this.