when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

LAST DAY WE CAN REBLOG THIS

Me irl

I can’t believe that this post clocked me.

I never would’ve remembered biting down into the seam of these things, often splitting them into two near-perfect halves. The texture was bad, the taste was bad, and yet…I chomped.

Never would’ve remembered without this post. The internet truly does make you feel less alone. 

oh hey! we’ve got these marmalade balls in finland that are basically the same size as the forbidden ones and they’re more vibrantly colored too

it was basically a christmas tradition to eat too many of the green ones. i don’t think i could eat another one again and it’s been years since i’ve had a vihreä kuula

but just look at that

We found a true snack from the forbidden one

oh no i need them

I found a recipe for them that’s in English, although it’s only for pear-flavoured ones

Pears can be substituted with almost any fruit in this recipie! (Bananas pineapple and kiwis are weird.. texture wise, but it should work with any other, apple being the closest logical example)

“Mmmf”

I’m “haven’t seen the sea in a long time”

"not enough pillows"

"too many pillows"

WHAT IS THE CORRECT NUMBER OF PILLOWS I DONT WANNA DIE

any group of children between ages 7 and 14 will, if left unattended for over 40 seconds, begin to form weird cults

seriously you go into another room to get a band-aid and you come back to find a quartet of ten year-olds prostrating themselves around a dirty baby sock they found on the floor and chanting “speak to us, master” and that’s just life

I am a teacher and my students formed an unhealthy obsession with a can of unopened sprite I had on my shelf. They called it their god. One day I found them holding rulers in the form of a cross singing Kumbaya, so I hid the Sprite as it was becoming a distraction. So the students made a change.org petition to find it.

I remember when I was a kid one of my friends and I used to worship a golden pencil called Mot Mot, which used my friend as a vessel. He had many divine revelations.

when I was in the scouts at 13 years old, the entire group swore a cucumber into the scouts, he was an official member, we had a tiny scarf for him and his name was "Inactive Falcon"

There are some things which the English dub did okay. This is NOT one of them.

“hey can you do a normal voice for this character” “absolutely not”

Op what are you talking about this is objectively great

English va: puts a lot of energy into his role as if hes treating it like a normal voice acting gig and not just a redub

Weebs: this sucks lol

like the original voice actor is fucking feral, so this is on point and the translation is localized just enough for less weeby fans to enjoy it without it being too much

KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG February: HATE March: DICK April: REAL May: DIRT June: THUG July: CASH August: GIRL September: FIST October: SHIT November: BUTT December: KILL 1st: CITY 2nd: RIOT 3rd: FACE 4th: FEAR 5th: GRIN 6th: WOLF 7th: PISS 8th: RASH 9th: DOGS 10th: TITS 11th: LUBE 12th: SAND 13th: FIRE 14th: KIDS 15th: BIRD 16th: NERD 17th: BOYS 18th: MOMS 19th: DADS 20th: VEIN 21st: WURM 22nd: FART 23rd: TRAP 24th: MOAN 25th: HOLE 26th: KING 27th: FUCK 28th: EYES 29th: LIFE 30th: LOVE 31st: STAB

Kill love

I’m just now realising that finally the current incarnation of Peter Parker we have is not only younger than me, but he’s sitting in that uncomfortable stage of being born post-90s, making him now until forever, a baby boy. :| I don’t like this, change it change it

marvel: peter parker is seventeen

me: alright

marvel: peter parker was born 2001

me: WHAT TEH FCUCK

the first spiderman movie with toby mcguire ca e out in 2002

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

Oh god. It’s finally back.

I L O V E T H I S O M G

bonus:

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

Delete this of the Internet

@hanyouakumu

Delete this of the Internet

@hanyouakumu

My question is… why? 

Now i dont remember much about dora the explorer....

But where "explorer is her middle name"

"BOOTS" Is the monkeys freaking FIRST name!

BY A WHAT

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

Give it a dime, apparently.

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

It’s laying eggs in you.

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

is this some kind of competition

CONSIDER: Todoroki and Monoma being eachother’s archnemesis.

Shouto is walking down one of U.A’s hallways, heading towards the cafeteria to get lunch and suddenly encounters Neito walking down the same hallway.

Neito: Oh! Hello there, Thot-oroki

Shouto: Hoe-noma…

Neito: I heard you finally got your license but…how are your daddy issues?

Shouto: I don’t know bitch, how’s your mother’s drinking problem?

The two boys then start giving eachother the death stare with neither of them moving from where they’re standing. After 1 whole minute of waiting for the other to make the first move both Izuku and Hitoshi show up to drag their boyfriends away from eachother in order to prevent the upcoming bloodshed.

Bonus:

have some self indulgent birbs……