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Bitch.

@academiccorvid / academiccorvid.tumblr.com

welcome to my blog. Gift shop is by the exit, bathrooms are down the hall. Please enjoy your stay :)
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vvvarinn

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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alexilulu

Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good

he's naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade

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Scott Thompson (Jimmy Price) talking about Hannigram

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tokidraws

guys, not that I dont love Hannibal, but its really fucking funny to me that one of the best queer tv shows is this awful psychological horror show that cant decide if its about detectives doing detective things, or if its the most horrific rom-com u ever seen.

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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

highlights of the responses:

  • the solid hundred americans saying "idk general american". i dont know what that is so im gonna pretend you mean "I sound like a disney channel character"
  • shoutout to whoever said "gay". also whoever said "autism".
  • to those curious; 'newfoundland' accents are what everyone i know says to refer to the stereotypical "canadian accent" that bad american TV has, 'cause you're basically only gonna hear that in a random fishing town on the Maritimes' coast.
  • the fact that almost every french person called their accent sexy
  • all my fellow canadians who are saying "canadian but i dONT SOUND NEWFIE" like yes babe we are not all One Single Fishing Town Accent (no hate to the newfies tho ily)
  • the one who said "i sound like siri. i have no accent" meanwhile siri is So Fucking Accented to my ears
  • the amount of people with english as a second language in the notes who now love their accents <3 that's great, love urself
  • everyone going "i'm TOLD i sound british. please not that"
  • the one person who described their accent instead of just saying a word. they happened to be canadian and i was like "you just. absolutely and totally described how i talk"
  • the amount of californians going "californian but i dONT SOUND SURFER OR VALLEY GIRL" like the US version of "im not newfie"
  • the one single californian who was like "yeah i sound surfer. what are u gonna do about it"
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warlenys

hate that mads mikkelsen hannibal has an ipad because an apple store would kill that man but even worse is that anthony hopkins hannibal would’ve fucking loved one. that’s an ipad kid right there. mads hannibal should be reading articles on parchment whilst hopkins hannibal’s playing zoo story 2. it’s a tragedy they were each born in the wrong time

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squircatlies

They let us see behind the veil and you were too weak to handle the truth. Mads Mikkelsen's Hannibal is an iPad dad.

He facetimes people he met all over the world. He has a facebook account with a professionally made profile picture where he follows recipe blogs (and sends them anonymous hate-mail when they post a bad recipe).

He posts pictures of his food like an instagram influencer, reviews of the operas he attends and gay-ass selfies in front of churches (he owns a selfie stick). He started hate-reading Freddie's blog years ago and now he can't stop.

He cyberbullies Chilton and stalks random people on the internet (and sometimes eats them later). He would stalk Will there too, but he only posts cute pics of his dogs and happy birthday wishes (his profile pic is him with a fish he caught from years ago).

He's level 2000 on candy crush (he plays during therapy sessions with patients he doesn't like or can't convince to murder anyone)

He's extremely skilled at bidding on internet auctions. All that weird art he has he found either on some obscure website or facebook marketplace.

Hannibal loves his iPad and thinks it's the pinnacle of technology. He can't figure out how to open new tabs on his browser so he can only look up one thing at a time. He has a hand-written list of all the urls he visits even though they auto fill when he starts typing them in.

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dolljunk

So saran is a bit tricky to hold a curl since you can't exactly dip the hair into boiling water and then toss it in the freezer to hold its curl. I ended up slow-cooking it at a very low temperature (under 60 degrees Fahrenheit) for an hour or two, and then I left the whole thing to dry for a week since it held so much water.

The bobby pins ended up rusting since I guess Poundland bobby pins are bad quality and can't hold a candle to Australian Reject Shop bobby pins, lol.

I did like the pin curls so I photographed them before I split the curls for posterity.

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