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it is exceptionally lonely being draco malfoy

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melissa | 26 | usa @ladycapslock - GP4L (gal pal for life)
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Reasons why I love Ronan Lynch:

  • Sarcastic asshole
  • Threw Noah out the Monmouth second story window for funsies
  • Paid off $2400 of Adam’s yearly rent just so he could still go to Aglionby, thinking that Adam would never suspect him
  • Named his pet raven Chainsaw. Like, of all names in the world? how edgy
  • Punched the shit out of Adam’s father for doing the same to Adam and not giving a flying fuck about the consequences
  • He still goes to church every Sunday with both his brothers despite everything that’s happened to him and them
  • “Dream toaster”
  • “Don’t fucking swear”
  • “I didn’t want to mess up my hair”
  • “Life isn’t just sex and drugs and cars”
  • “Why do you hate you?” “I don’t”
  • “Maybe I dreamt you”
  • Grabbed onto Blue without hesitation when Gansey fell into the hole in the Cabeswater cave so she wouldn’t fall in after him and Adam
  • “If they die, I die too”
  • “Never-never land of time-space fuckery”
  • “Ronan was singing that awful murder squash song the whole damn time”
  • Trips trying to be cool and mysterious in front of Adam, and then acts like it didn’t happen
  • “Looks fucking friendly. Bovine the boy wizard.”
  • Told Adam to sit inside the basket of a shopping cart so that he could push it and ride it across the parking lot until they crashed into the BMW
  • Actually tied his damn tie right for once and tucked in his shirt to be a witness for Adam in his case against his father
  • “Fuck magic. Fuck this…It ate my deer thing.”
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The Raven Cycle

“Fate,“ Blue replied, glowering at her mother, "is a very weighty word to throw around before breakfast.” 
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It was amazing she and Ronan didn’t get along better, because they were different brands of the same impossible stuff.

…Never let it be said that Adam Parrish doesn’t have a type.

Anonymous asked:

can someone pls explain the peach fucking to me

There is a movie coming out this year starring matthew mcconaughey’s neglected twink son from interstellar and one (1) armie hammer that is based on a book, and in the book there is a scene where said twink thinks a peach reminds him of armie hammer’s ass so he takes the pit out of the peach opens it and literally fucks the peach. book armie hammer later comes into his room, sees the come filled peach sitting on his desk, and fucking eats it while the twink watches and cries out of happiness. and its been confirmed that some form of this scene made it to the movie. this is what 2017 Cinema is leading up to. 

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the descriptions I see of Harry Styles on this website are possibly some of the most entertaining things I’ve ever seen. “some daymare Saint Laurent wearing gorgon”? “a gentle succulent plant”? “high class Renaissance Venetian courtesan”? these were ones I saw TODAY alone.

two characters: have a sun/moon dichotomy going on

me: (wheezing, grappling for breath) i am but a humble peddler, besotted by thy starlike metaphor,

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what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

donkey says “really really” to shrek when reassuring him that he likes him, shrek later says “really really” to donkey when reassuring him that he’ll help him cross the bridge to fiona’s castle, and then shrek says “really really” to fiona when he tells her he loves her

in conclusion, donkey taught shrek to love and be loved

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