Reasons why I love Ronan Lynch:
- Sarcastic asshole
- Threw Noah out the Monmouth second story window for funsies
- Paid off $2400 of Adam’s yearly rent just so he could still go to Aglionby, thinking that Adam would never suspect him
- Named his pet raven Chainsaw. Like, of all names in the world? how edgy
- Punched the shit out of Adam’s father for doing the same to Adam and not giving a flying fuck about the consequences
- He still goes to church every Sunday with both his brothers despite everything that’s happened to him and them
- “Dream toaster”
- “Don’t fucking swear”
- “I didn’t want to mess up my hair”
- “Life isn’t just sex and drugs and cars”
- “Why do you hate you?” “I don’t”
- “Maybe I dreamt you”
- Grabbed onto Blue without hesitation when Gansey fell into the hole in the Cabeswater cave so she wouldn’t fall in after him and Adam
- “If they die, I die too”
- “Never-never land of time-space fuckery”
- “Ronan was singing that awful murder squash song the whole damn time”
- Trips trying to be cool and mysterious in front of Adam, and then acts like it didn’t happen
- “Looks fucking friendly. Bovine the boy wizard.”
- Told Adam to sit inside the basket of a shopping cart so that he could push it and ride it across the parking lot until they crashed into the BMW
- Actually tied his damn tie right for once and tucked in his shirt to be a witness for Adam in his case against his father
- “Fuck magic. Fuck this…It ate my deer thing.”