I Write Fluff Not Tragedies

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"Shotgun_Cake" on AO3 | She/Her | Mid-Twenties | La Casa De Papel/Berlermo | Header art by @boom-slap | Icon by @sorrydearie | Screenshot by @marirable

new lawyer fic chapter is uppppp

#chapter is super long but i chose not to split it let's see if it works #is has been a certain number of months but we'll get there #credit to @pedroalonso for the gorgeous moodboard #the pictures... they move 😲#and a crushing hug to @boom-slap for outstanding beta reading services #and a tasteful blend of keeping me focused and calling me out i feel cared for ❤️#lcdp #berlermo #la casa de papel #money heist #berlermo lawyer fic #mine

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ANDREW SCOTT as THE PRIEST in Fleabag (2016-2019)

#still in love with him huh #hot priest #andrew scott #fleabag

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dearabsolutelynoone

Simone Ashley as ~~Kate Sharma~~ Lady Kathani Bridgerton

#obsessed with her #the face and the grace of a princess I can't #kate sharma #kathani bridgerton #simone ashley

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baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????

an-inspired-eternity

baby kermit. you agree. reblog

#baby kermit 🥺🥺🥺#i DO agree

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wolf and red riding hood in Paris

#oooh i love this #art

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Swimming Sloth Searches For Mate | BBC Earth

#!!!#look at him goooo #motivated dangly lil guy #oh swimming sloth searching for mate we're really in it now

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livelovecaliforniadreams

Kathony + Tumblr Tags Part 1

#always a blessing when these two feral creatures get back on my dash #kanthony #bridgerton

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“death can be the greatest opportunity of your life, sergio.”

#why is his nose such a button #why is his smile so crooked #his teeth so predatory #he's so handsome i cannot #lcdp #andrés de fonollosa

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Berlín (2023)

#what a Boy™#so youthful so full of life #(obsessed with his hands)#(the fact we can see them in every single gif is a gift to me specifically)#berlin 2023 #pedro alonso

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anthonytheshuhite

A greeting for negligent penpals and procrastinating authors. Postcard from my collection, 1911.

#wow i can't believe this 1911 cat targetted me specifically

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PEDRO ALONSO as BERLÍN in 'The Energy of Love'

#his face and his hair and his eyelashes #also his jawline did you see #objectifying him hours #pedro alonso #berlin 2023

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ofcowardiceandkings

Is it too much to ask for one stained glass window in my home?

#she would fix me

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manic pixie dream divorced guy

#Andrés's vibe in the whole of Berlín 2023 #in LCDP he's not manic pixie dream anything #he just manic #feral unhinged nightmare middle aged hottie

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Messi as Snoop in Anatomie d'une chute (2023) dir. Justine Triet

#just watched it finally and big shoutout to my favorite goodest boy #phenomenal acting actually I'm not even joking #anatomy of a fall #anatomie d'une chute

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throughtimeandstarlight

#mandatory reblog

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Berlín (2023)

#homeboy i love you but that's fucked #me when the loyal dog dynamic involves Martín: 🥰🥰👍👍✨✨👌👌🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏#me when it's about the random lukewarm woman of the week: HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT 😡🤬#except he would cause he did ☹️#he does not know he shouldn't be the tragic one-sided lover #he's meant to be the beloved #berlin 2023 #also i forgot i should have mentioned the eyelashes here #look at themmm?!!!!

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phoebesbridgers

good morning i’m thinking about that man. good afternoon i’m thinking about that man. good evening i’m thinking about that man. good night sleep tight i’m thinking about that man!!

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