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My Life As A School Teacher

@lordquake666 / lordquake666.tumblr.com

A 30 year old writer and gamer. I like to do stuff and things! Please feel free to get to know me!
I'm into gothic culture, 50s/40s/30s/20s clothing, cyberpunk fiction, collecting useless shit, teaching kids English, and world designing.
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Scientists have been puzzling over Oumuamua ever since the mysterious space object was observed tumbling past the sun in late 2017. Given its high speed and its unusual trajectory, the reddish, stadium-sized whatever-it-is had clearly come from outside our solar system. But its flattened, elongated shape and the way it accelerated on its way through the solar system set it apart from conventional asteroids and comets.
Now a pair of Harvard researchers are raising the possibility that Oumuamua is an alien spacecraft. As they say in a paper to be published Nov. 12 in The Astrophysical Journal Letters, the object “may be a fully operational probe sent intentionally to Earth vicinity by an alien civilization.”
The researchers aren’t claiming outright that aliens sent Oumuamua. But after a careful mathematical analysis of the way the interstellar object sped up as it shot past the sun, they say Oumuamua could be a spacecraft pushed through space by light falling on its surface — or, as they put it in the paper, a “lightsail of artificial origin.” (source)
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Counter Strike: Global Offensive

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

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seelcudoom

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

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webbut

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

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ate the fucking knife
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karpad

nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

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synthicyde

Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

  • The googly eyes he puts on things
  • His cow jugs
  • The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate
  • That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife
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postmodernismruinedme

every appearance of Steve Rogers in the MCU

Captain America: The First Avenger

The Avengers

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Captain America: Civil War

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Avengers: Infinity War

Oh my GOD this is a Holy Post™️

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doctorbeth

Purple Bear Skin Graft

I’ve been waiting share this story… not because I was waiting for a time or a date, but because there have been lots of patients and it’s a bit more complicated and I wanted to be able to give the purple bear’s story it’s own space.

Teddy’s person called one April day quite concerned (rightly so) because the dog (frequently the culprit) had chewed Teddy’s face off!  Here are the diagnosis photos she sent:

I love the sign behind him.  Don’t worry Teddy… everything was ok!

Teddy flew to the hospital a few days later just for treatment (no spa– see, I told you not everyone needs a spa!).

We started by stitching him up as much as possible, and putting in his first new eye:

Then he needed a fur transplant but after years of loving, there just wasn’t a perfect fur match:

His person asked if we could take a bit of fur from his back for his face, and use the transplant fur on the back instead, where the scar would be less obvious.  And that’s what we did:

Here he is, wounds repaired and vision restored (the nose wear was pre-dog and was being kept).  His person’s response:

Oh my goodness you are a miracle worker. Words can not explain my appreciation thank you thank you thank you so so much!!!

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doctorbeth

Gorilla

Gorilla had a very unfortunate accident.  His arm and head were torn off and he lost and eye, nose, and part of his face!

Here are the diagnosis photos I received from his person:

Fortunately, he looked quite treatable.  We started with a spa, because he was already going to need new stuffing:

Then he got his heart and was restuffed:

I thought he was back together and sent these photos:

His person wrote “ Wow he looks amazing!”  …. but he used to have ears, can you add some?  Apparently, the gorilla had lost he ears entirely!  So I made a small sample ear and put it temporarily in place:

“Perfect!” said his person.  So I affixed it firmly and did the other one as well.  Here he is ready to fly home:

Sturdy with 100% scent, 20/20 vision, and perfect hearing again!

this is the best blog in the world

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