(im only one for a minute to share my video~) 

Me, about to be consumed by the void:

I accidentally hit post on this, but this somehow transcends all other jokes I’ve made

oppr

oppressione

horribule

what happened

humaine pique me up from contour and put me onto floor

so i guess we gotta include cats in the revolution now huh

if rebolutione is not for cats then what even is POINT

cookie time!

Sivi matches your kitchen!

vv Design yourself here vv

https://bebinator.com/

MMYES

ok it’s happening!!! i have a terrible photo of me from a very old expired ID card… and my hair is not shaved in this photo…

this is wild… i am STILL being spammed with HUNDREDS of people telling me to post the picture EVEN THOUGH I HAVE FUCKING POSTED THE PICTURE ALREADY DO YOU GUYS NOT KNOW HOW TO SEARCH FOR THINGS ON THIS WEBSITE JUST LET THIS POST DIE ALREADY PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU

what the fuck dude

This is an Alligator Snapping Turtle. This is why you don’t go swimming in Florida rivers or lakes unless you can see the bottom.

#the person holding this turtle is actually in danger holding it even #if it chose- that turtle could stretch it’s neck to bite the hand holding it #they have terrifying long necks that can reach nearly anywhere around their body

^This is NOT TRUE. Common snapping turtles do have very long necks and can reach most of their body with either claws or mouth…except for right behind the head. The two safe ways to hold a snapper are with one hand directly behind the head and one hand directly above the tail or with two hands holding the shell on either side of the tail. Still do not attempt without proper training/experience though.

Edit: I believe the one in this video is actually an alligator snapping turtle which have comparatively short necks and don’t do lunging, snapping bites the same way common snapping turtles do (which is why the guy has to put the item in the turtle’s mouth for it to bite).

the-awkward-turt is 100% right! I worked with snappers all summer and I’ve been helping them cross the road since I was a little kid… Best strategy is behind the head and above the tail, or both hands on either side of the tail.

Still, if you’re inexperienced and you have to help one cross the road, get them to bite onto a stick and (gently) drag them, or better yet, just use a shovel to pick them up!

reptiles with hats

Me: “Wow, things are pretty crappy.” Zephyr: *does this* Me: “…. ok maybe it’s not all bad.”

And another bison! I can’t get enough of these hairy beasts.

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

Handsomedogs’ Photography Contest XIII! Round 1

Here is round 1 for voting in handsomedogs’ photography contest. There will be 2 more rounds of voting because we had SO MANY submissions :)) BUT! That means only 20 were selected for the voting rounds, I am so so so so sorry for those that did not get picked D: Don’t give up!

Remember, the theme this time around is Fall/Halloween! The Patreon winner for this contest will be awarded a Wisdom Panel 4.0! The non-patreon winner will be awarded a drawing of their dog!

This voting round will last for 3 days, then we will move on to the second voting round with even more pups. Message, notes, and reblogs do not count. The only way to vote is to go to this poll!

CLICK HERE TO VOTE!

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Artwork by Meredith McClaren