I feel attacked

you forgot the pie slice labeled “I’m actually holding it but don’t realize it”

That’s the slice they’re currently holding

What about “it was on my head the whole time”?

red snow, part 2: Torture part one can be found here: (X) part three can be found here: (X)

Mcyt - “Parental SMP” pt.4

Philza, Tommyinnit, Technoblade, Wilbur Soot, Dream, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Ranboo, The_Eret x reader (separate and platonic/family love)

word count : 2.k

warnings : none

synopsis : Getting kidnapped ft. protective dad (you are about 3 years old now!)

author’s note : I know someone wanted a ‘protective dad’ scenario but I honestly couldn’t think of soemthing on its own so I added it to this prompt :)) Also, in case anyone hasn’t noticed, this does have some things from the original story line but it’s very altered so it is an au of sorts. Also also- some of these are wholesome while others are actual kidnappings cause I just couldn’t think of anyone for Bad or Phil-

Being adopted first words first steps getting kidnapped

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Totem Troubles-Technoblade

This is a Technoblade x fem!reader in the dreamsmp. In this, the way that some of the Minecraft lore, so to speak, is wrong. For example, I know a poison potion won’t kill you but will only take you down to half a heart. For the sake of the story I had to change some things to make it flow. I hope you enjoy!

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Gathering materials was supposed to be easy. It wasn’t supposed to end in an almost cannon death.

Y/N’s POV

It was simple. I needed wood and Techno needed cobblestone. We decided to go out together and gather what we each needed. There was a small stone mountain next to a big patch of trees. We could gather what we needed and be within earshot of one another at all times. So we went to sleep and when we woke the next morning, we set out. The place we were going was only about 60 blocks away from our home. Far enough it didn’t damage our ‘view’ so to speak but close enough we could easily run home if need be. It was simple… Well it was supposed to be.

I gave Techno a quick kiss before turning to the tree in front of me. “Be careful,” Techno warned, pressing a kiss to the top of my head, before walking toward his stoney mountain. “You too,” I called in response, taking out my netherite axe and getting to work chopping down the amount of trees I needed. 

Maybe I was too focused on my work, maybe I was too focused listening for Techno, maybe it was because it was daytime. Either way, I didn’t notice it. I didn’t notice the footsteps and the sizzle. I couldn’t hear the laughter a few blocks away drawing nearer. Sucks I had to find out this way. 

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Catch Me If I Fall-Technoblade

This is a Technoblade x gn!reader in the dreamsmp

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What was supposed to be a simple mining trip goes horribly wrong when Y/N doesn’t pay attention to their surroundings. 

Y/N’s POV

“Be careful” Techno warned, pressing a kiss to my forehead and then one to my lips. I couldn’t help the smile that graced my face, “Will do,” I responded softly, kissing my boyfriend once more before checking to make sure I had all I needed for my trip. Food, wood, torches, and my netherite pickaxe. 

When Techno and I had moved out of L’Manberg, a lot of his things were taken before we could pack it up, including his many stacks of diamonds. Techno had a lot to do at our new snowy home, so I offered to go mining for us. Techno was hesitant at first, but after assuring him multiple times I would be fine, he agreed and made me an enchanted netherite pickaxe that had Efficiency V, Fortune III, Unbreaking III, and Mending on it so that it would let me mine faster and wouldn’t break in the middle of my trip. 

“You have everything?” Techno asked softly. I nodded with a bright smile, “I do!” I chirped brightly. “Okay… I’ll see you in a few hours?” I hummed in confirmation, “I’ll see you in a few hours.” Techno leaned down and pressed a soft kiss against my lips, I immediately kissed back. A few moments passed before I forced myself to pull away, knowing I would never leave if I didn’t. “I love you so much” I murmured to the pink haired man. A soft blush fell on Techno’s cheeks. Techno pulled me in for a quick hug, pressing a kiss to the top of my head. “I love you too, love. More than you’ll ever know.” 

red snow, part one: cry for help

𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟

Request - Hello! is it alright to request a technoblade x fem reader? Angst rescue of an injured reader. Technoblade being protective and nursing her back to health @guardiancherisher​

warnings - angst, blood, and cussing.

form - drabble

Pronouns - she / her

author-chan’s notes - spotify really has playlists for everything and it’s scary, also its up to you whether or not it’s platonic

Love this! I’m always in the mood for such great angst. Sometimes you just need a good cry or heart racing circumstance to entertain yourself, you know?

BNHA Masterlist (Updated 7/29/2020)

Imagines

Misunderstanding (Izuku Midoriya x Reader)

Opposites (Katsuki Bakugo x Reader)

Secret Daughter (Katsuki Bakugo x Yagi!Reader) Part One | Part Two

Support (Katsuki Bakugo x Todoroki!Reader)

The Makeover (Shoto Todoroki x Reader)

The “Girlfriend” (Denki Kaminari x Reader)

Separation (Tomura Shigaraki x Reader)

Vampire Kisses (Tomura Shigaraki x Reader)

Amorous (Dabi x Reader; smut)

What We’ve Become (Dabi & Twin Sister!Reader) Part One | Part Two

Little Brother (Touya Todoroki x Reader; Shoto Todoroki & Reader)

Workplace Flirting (Aizawa x Yagi!Reader)

Secret Admirer (Aizawa & Daughter!Reader)

Abduction (Aizawa & Daughter!Reader)

Meeting The Father (Mirio Togata x Yagi!Reader)

Lost In Translation (Tamaki Amajiki x Reader)

Not Good Enough (All Might & Daughter!Reader)

Proud of You (All Might & Daughter!Reader)

Caretaker (Overhaul x Reader)

Headcanons

Iida falling in love with his childhood best friend would include

Kirishima dating a model would include

Kirishima helps his crush through a panic attack

Dating Shinso would include

Dating Shigaraki would include

Shigaraki nsfw headcanons

Shigaraki falling in love with his childhood friend would include

Shigaraki with an s/o whose immune to his quirk

Shigaraki and Mr Compress both have a crush on the reader

Dating Dabi would include

Dabi having a crush on a pro hero would include

Dabi falling in love with his childhood friend would include

Dating Toga would include

Dating Overhaul would include (sfw + nsfw)

Aizawa with his s/o kissing his scars headcanon

Dating Hawks would include

Dating Mirio would include

Dating Natsuo would include (sfw + nsfw)

Preferences

Dabi, Kaminari, Iida, Bakugo, Todoroki, Midoriya, and Tamaki accidentally take an ahegao picture of their s/o

Mirio, Hawks, Shigaraki, and Toga accidentally take an ahegao picture of their s/o

Mina, Uraraka, Sero, and Kirishima accidentally take an ahegao picture of their s/o

Dabi, Midoriya, Iida, Todoroki, and Shinso with an s/o that kisses their scars

Bakugo and Shinso with and s/o whose scared to go out at night

Dabi, Shinso, Bakugo, and Shigaraki with a very submissive s/o

Dabi, Shinso, Shigaraki, and Mirko give their s/o a collar (nsfw)

Shinso, Todoroki, Hawks, and Dabi realize they love their s/o while doing something mundane and ordinary 

The Bakusquad walk in on their crush undressing

The Bakusquad + Todoroki with an asexual s/o would include

Hawks and Dabi with a cute and affectionate s/o

Hawks, Dabi, and Todoroki with an s/o who says they would die for them

Dabi, Todoroki, and All Might with an s/o who praises them

Midoriya, Bakugo, and Todoroki missing their s/o during their internships

Midoriya, Bakugo, and Todoroki watch their s/o fight a nomu on tv

Midoriya and Todoroki save their s/o from Stain

Bakugo, Uraraka, and Todoroki protect their s/o on I-Island

Todoroki and Bakugo see their s/o get injured during the sport’s festival

Todoroki, Midoriya, and Kirishima with an affectionate s/o

Midoriya, Kaminari, and Shinso catch their crush staring at them

Sero, Tokoyami, Midoriya, and Kaminari catch their badass crush dancing and singing to a cutesy song

Uraraka, Asui, Momo, Jirou, and Mina catch their badass crush dancing and singing to a cutsey song

Shinso, Mirio, and Bakugo see their s/o get injured during the sport’s festival

Shinso and Aizawa with an s/o whose insecure about their scars

Todoroki, Dabi, and Tamaki with an s/o whose love language is physical

Present Mic, Aizawa, and All Might get frisky in the pool with their s/o

Fatgum, Aizawa, and All Might helping their s/o through a panic attack

Shigaraki and Dabi with a pun master s/o

League of Villains react to the reader coming to the base severly injured

League of Villains with an s/o who is short and tiny

Drabbles

Bakugo with a crackhead s/o

Todoroki’s s/o has a nightmare about him dying

Natsuo playfully flirts with Todoroki’s s/o

Eri makes Todoroki’s s/o marry Kaminari in a play wedding

Tokoyomi is scared to kiss his s/o

Shinso plays seven minutes in heaven with his crush

Hawks and Dabi have an s/o who is treated badly

Hawks taking care of a sick pro-hero s/o

Aizawa finds out his student was kicked out after coming out

Tamaki’s s/o overworks themselves and gets hospitalized

Nejire recieving CPR from her crush

Bnha Animals +

Aizawa/ Panther, Eri/ Goat, Nejire/ Gazelle, Mirio/ Golden Retriever, Tamaki/ Snow Leopard, Fatgum/ Blakiston Fish Owl, Sir Nighteye/Cat. 

Spinner/ Gecko, Kurogiri/ Elk, Shigaraki/ Rat, Dabi/ Cat, Twice/ Pitbull, Toga/ Vampire Bat, All might/Bald Eagle, All for one/Andean Condor.

I did it……I drew an actual comic……

a little deku au comic 

DO NOT REPOST MY ART… Please.

Reposting and Reblogging are different things, please feel free to reblog. 

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