jack's seder table full of hockey players drunkenly singing dayenu
would that be more or less raucous than a table full of drunk jewish relatives arguing bc i honestly cant decide
There is nothing more raucous than drunk Jewish relatives arguing!
I can attest to this point
I can’t believe Patater is canon.
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i went for a run for the first time today and it made me feel good even though i was cramping a lot but ya know
a really excellent way to reduce anxiety is to pick up a new hobby. find something you’re interested in, learn it, then use it as a healthy and productive way to cope.
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i’m so tired of the AU where your soulmate’s name is on your wrist. i want my enemy’s name on my wrist. i wanna know who i’m going to have to physically fight eventually. turn on your fucking location
your enemy’s name on one wrist and your soulmate the another. no clue which is which. hope it’s not the same name on both wrists.
Nursey: wow Dex, both of my wrists say your name 😍 what a wonderful blend and dynamic we have Dex: I did not ask for this
Hopefully Claude Julien will recognize Alex Galchenyuk for the amazing center he is and will let him blossom
The sun is out, the sky is blue, my skin is clear, my grades are awesome, Michel Therrien was just fired from the Habs
which old witch? Michel Therrien! he's finally fired BLESS UP
Summary: Alexei is pretty much perfect. He’s bigger than Kent, owns a gym, is really good at giving blow jobs, and best of all he has absolutely no idea who Kent is. Rating: M Warnings: There is a scene where Kent is pinned and playfully tries to push Alexei off of him Word count: ~16,500 A03: link A/N: Translations located at the end
While some athletes liked to clock in extra hours at the gym even after 8 hour practices, Kent’s never been that guy - until three weeks ago. This new gym opened up less than ten minutes away from his apartment and after the first day Kent drove by, he was hooked. The place was nothing like a regular gym, there were giant rope swings and human sized hamster wheels, a trampoline room, rock climbing walls, zip lines, simulated surfing, and there was even an ice rink. The only thing the gym was lacking were weights and treadmills or anything he would normally expect to see at a gym.
It was clearly designed with tourists in mind as a one off excursion when they got sick of the strip - a place for adults to act like kids in a judgement free zone. That was part of Kent’s favorite thing about the place. Tourists rarely ever recognized him since few came to Sin City to watch hockey and he could fly almost completely under the radar.
After spending a considerable amount of the off season at Tater’s working through each of the activities, he was finally going to do the rock climbing (which admittedly sort of terrified him). Kent stepped up to the desk and smiled winningly at the girl behind the counter.
“One for the rock climbing please,” he said pretending as though it weren’t taking almost all of his brain power to remain standing.
The girl smiled up at him apologetically. “I’m sorry sir,” she said, “but rock climbing is a pairs activity and we don’t have any other singles right now. I can’t guarantee that another single will come in, but if you’d like to wait you’re more than welcome. Or you can try one of our other activities.” She gestured at the brochures behind her.
Kent was honestly a little relieved that he could back out of the rock climbing, it’s not as though anyone were forcing him, but still his ego wouldn’t let him skip out intentionally on the principal of it. “Oh that’s okay,” he said, “Maybe I’ll just do something that I’ve already done before.”
As Kent spoke the other reason he loved to come to this gym walked in to the front room. “Is there being a problem here Sarah?” the man said, looking between Kent and the girl.
“We don’t have any other singles here today and he wants to do the rock wall,” she said, pointing to Kent.
“That is no problem,” the man said, with a smile, “I am being his partner today.”
Kent opened his mouth to object, he’d had to psych himself up to ask to do the rock climbing in the first place, and now he’d already started to relax knowing he wouldn’t have to do it. But then the man clapped him on the shoulder and looked down at him with a smile, and he was really hot okay? and Kent was a weak weak person.
“I am Alexei Mashkov, but you can call me Tater,” he said, leading Kent down the hall towards the rock climbing area.
“Kent Parson,” he introduced himself, emphasizing his last name and studying the other man for a reaction. He smiled a little to himself when there was none. “Is this your place then?”
“Ah yes, is all mine.” Alexei said, gesturing to the glass room housing a half dozen people on hamster wheels as they passed. “I come from Russia to build.”
“It’s really great,” Kent said. “I’ve actually tried every activity so far except for rock climbing.” He smirked as they passed the rink. “And ice skating,” he added.
“You skate next,” Alexei said, opening the door to the rock room, “is great fun. I teach you.”
Kent laughed. “Yeah, we’ll have to skate together sometime.”
Alexei made quick work of getting Parse hooked up in the harness - honestly just a bit too fast for his liking because he was suddenly at the foot of a really tall rock wall all set to go with a unfairly gorgeous man urging him on. Kent steeled himself before just going for it, stretching out every inch of his not-that-small frame thank you very much, by reaching up for hand holds and using the rocks near his feet to propel himself forward. Finally after several minutes of scuttling up the wall he paused and turned to look how far up he was, certain that he must be nearly 25 feet off the ground.
His feet were hovering around Alexei’s head. Even though he wasn’t as high as he thought, Kent’s head started to swim. He clutched the wall a little tighter.
“Um,” he called, thankful for the lack of other people in the rock room, “I think I’d like to come down now.”
“You are doing so well though,” Alexei said. “Go to that rock there,” he pointed at a bright blue false rock about three feet above where he was paused. “Then you come down.”
Kent shook his head, “No, no I can’t do that.”
“How are you being ever better if you are not pushing yourself, yes?” Alexei moved forward and put his hand on Kent’s leg. His fingers nearly wrapped all the way around his calf and Kent honest to god shuddered. “Move this foot here.” Alexei patted a rock a little to the right and up from where Kent was perched. “We take it one step at a time.”
this fix changed me as a person and I love it so much it deserves so many notes and I used to hate Kent but I like him now ????
Montreal Canadiens // #67 Max Pacioretty
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