Magicalism

I made a little tune but I didn’t know what to use it for. So. I made this.

perfect use

@izupie

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

some of y’all have never been surrounded by friends who were considered pretty or attractive by peers from an early age and you being the only one who wasn’t profiled this way so it messed up your self-esteem so now you question every time someone says you’re anything other than ugly and it really shows

good morning to people who are touch-starved, bitches who put their shit on sock-sock shoe-shoe, people who desperately need to get railed, everyone who is not making a new year’s resolution, people who don’t go to bed until after 12, all the bitches not getting kissed at midnight next week, people who cannot swim, and as always, bad bitches who wear glasses

My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).

Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.

The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.

i cannot stand this i keep seeing op’s face like this in my mind

go into the tags on ANY Viktor post and I guarantee you they’re all one of the following:

1) why can’t I romance?? sadness :( 

2) LET ME FUCK HIM CDPR DADDY OWNS MY ASS 

3) arm 

Whore

One of the things that surprised me in a good way about Cyberpunk is how Johnny is written. I was expecting him to be a snarky, cynical, but ultimately friendly presence in the game I’d have no strong feelings about aside from “cool Keanu Reeves man is cool” but he’s, like, legitimately a huge fucking asshole and not that great of a person. He’s egotistical, toxic, more than a little misogynistic, and unnecessarily cruel and belligerent to most of the people in his life. He’s violent and ignorant and his violence and ignorance gets people killed and makes matters worse. He literally starts off wanting to kill you at first because he only cares about himself. And yet in spite of this he’s the closest thing the game’s world has to an idealist. He genuinely believes in trying to make the world a better places. He sees the oppression and injustice around him and wants to change it. He does actually act as the voice of conscience to V in most situations. And he’s still an asshole. He’s a terrible person with legitimately good ideals and I don’t often see characters like that in, well, anything to be honest, even though I’ve known more than a few people like that in real life.

Okay LISTEN HERE-

People on Twitter asked for some Alistair, so I sketched a whole page of him :D I love this attractive dork and his one-liners

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being on video call with me is truly a treat

so uhh mojang released this gameplay (there is no sound btw) of the netherwart forest… prettyyy…

Mojang, what the fuck???

Listen, man- sometimes you just gotta bring an offering on your journeys far from home to appease the local spirits

so i've been staring at this gif for a while

(from @booasaur 's post)

and i saw people suggesting that janai understands everything amaya is signing hence her reaction but i raise you:

janai only had time to ask how to sign "cute" from the translator elf because if you watch closely that's where she gets flustered and also looks away shortly after so she couldn't catch the whole thing but long story short - she wanted to call amaya cute and knows that one sign

but since callum asked amaya about janai, janai thinks amaya called her cute and she's dying about it, obviously.

remember 2013 when you could just say something like "pornhub is just How It's Made for babies" and everyone would be like "hoLY COW ARE YOU ON drUGS xD THE NIGHTBLOGGERS ARE HERE" *122 supernatural gifs* *30 links to a scam website* *random selfies of people reacting to the post*