im tired and angry but somebody should be

clever dog tricked me into game of fetch

I’m so emotional right now

Smartest dog ever

Being a supportive parents to your trans daughter AND standing up to her trolls and mocking them openly. Good parenting.

my mama got home today and she was so excited. she said she got me a present, so then i was excited too. i had no idea what she got me. she said ‘close your eyes and put your hands out’, so i did. and then i felt her put something in my hands. i opened my eyes and

“i saw it and it was chubby and you called a frog ‘big boy’ last night and i had to get it! it’s big boy!”

mama loves that you all think she’s very sweet and she got inspired and went back today and got 2 more to show you all!!

she said “tell the ones that liked big boy thank you and that he has 2 friends now thanks to them!”

quality post

i was looking for the perfect swan painting for my wall and i couldn’t find it and then i remembered i’m a fucking artist and designer and oh yeah i can do it myself and now i’m painting something that isn’t a comic for the first time in forever and it feels great

bath time motherfucker. 

Friend: I have a job, a car and I’m doing really well in school, what about you?

Me:

Rusty-spotted cat | World’s smallest cat

Can’t call it Jackass unfortunately

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

The morning murps

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying

just found out that apparently reddit had its own "i like your shoelaces" thing.

their phrase is "teh narwhal bacons at midnight" and to be completely honest that is infinitely worse. say what you will about tumblr but at least we didnt do that

this is already iconic

Who Is She?

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

just girly things~🌟