Unwavering resolve.

This GAME man...

The fact that someone made this whole account specifically for this one joke. My hat is off to you.

Okay but (aquarium buzz?) that's actually (blanket matches projector case) (something stuck under thumbnail) not a bad (left the chip bag open) way of (comic books on table out of alignment) (should adjust them) (is that an OCD symptom? (Don't have that) (Mom used to tell you you did) ("I don't have OCD mom, I just like things a certain way.")) demonstrating (demonstrating, defenstrating, shove a man out a window for a defenstration demonstration (should I post that seperately? Kinda funny)) (this is getting long) (I should put some letters in bold so people can actually read what I'm saying) what it's like (buzz changed frequency) (neighbor made a noise upstairs (what's he doing?) probably his kid) (Microwave) to have to (to have two, halve two too) focus through (threw, thru, throo) (has that frame on the wall always been crooked?) all this ("look at all those chickens!") other bullshit

Ghosts Tell Me

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Ghosts gather near the place where something bad is going to happen,

Danny with his ghost sense tends to notice before anyone else and tends to react outwardly before the danger even happens, gaining a reputation of seeing the future,

Ghosts also tell Danny things, causing Danny to know more about situations and the people around him, it comes of as suspicious.

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Danny pulling away a snack from his coworker: "Careful your allergic to these ingredients!"

Coworker: "How the hell...I've never mentioned that to anyone."

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Danny on a phone call with his friends while doing his nightly walks in Gotham: "Yeah so apparently the second Robin who is now Red Hood has very personal beef with the clown here cuz he got killed by him after being sold out by his bio mom, which really sucks for the poor guy."

Oracle who has been keeping an Eye on Danny cuz he's very suspicious from an outsiders pov: "Hey B, I think we have a problem."

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Danny notices that the ghost in Gotham tends to gather where something bad is going to happen, the more they are the worse the situation will be: *glowing smoke leaves from his mouth* "Yikes! Very bad vibes here, nope!"

Gothamites who at this point recognize him and know the drill and quickly pack up their things to leave:

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Just an Idea

just the thought that the bats aren't as used to his shenanigans, but the common people of the city are. So the glowing smoke leaves his mouth and a bat's immediate thought is "suspicous gas? Meta? concerningly strong vape being sold to minors?"

But every civilian in the area immediately just turns and walks away.

The bat's try to ask what's going on and just get "yeah, apollo's little helper over there does that sometimes. Dammit, I just want one good commute to work for once..." and then a solid roll of the eyes

and

wow, thanks dude. That totally explained everything about this situation. I am truly enlightened! I understand it all now!.... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BRO

😭 great. Yet another idea I'mma have to work on

I need this on my blog, I’m yoinking it

i saw something in the aurora

[ID: an illustration of a coyote's head, facing up towards the sky. its eye is wide open, afraid and mesmerized; it's snarling slightly and its ears are swivelled back. a close-up on its eye is visible in the bottom left. in the bottom right, a panel shows its forepaws, swimming through the air and leaving behind stars. at the top, a large panel shows a view of the sky: a bright yellow star, surrounded by a radius of orange stars and blue auroras. the piece is textured with lots of hatching and watercolour effects. End ID]

Yes. These bastards (and actually the whole Sheikah design) is based on the japanese Jomon pottery.

you….. you understand the implications of this, right? the pottery is finally revolting against Link after all these years

And not just any pottery. The oldest piece of Jomon pottery is somewhere around 16,500 years old, making it the earliest example of pottery in Japan and one of the earliest in the entire world.

Link has smashed so many vases that the Elder Pots themselves are coming to kill him.

In Breath of The Wild, pot smashes you.

Zelda Heritage Post

What if Pokemon & Animal Crossing had a crossover game? #10 Made in Blender, Wooper design by @omuart on instagram!

best boy

note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

help

I also have hard time saying no, this is a great set of tips!

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

Bow down to your king

I can’t stop outdoing myself

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

He’s a phantom 👻