marina

genuine question for people with these mcmansions

what do they do with all that space

guy in the turn lane honked at me to roll down my window while i was at the light, delaying and angering several people behind him, all to ask what year my car is from "because I LOVE it!!!". i had just paid $4k in repair fees because i have such a sentimental connection to this old car and was driving it home from the mechanic just then. what a nice moment on a day which otherwise can only be described as the day i almost had a breakdown in a Target because of how overwhelmed with stress i am from work

powerfully oscillating between wanting to quit my job on the spot and wanting to eat my boss alive and step over his corpse using my supreme professional competence

I have never really seriously thought "I can fix him" about a man but my red flag is that I think that about every dysfunctional organization I've worked for

it's amazing how i eat an apple and my headache goes away. is eating food and being healthy worth it? news to me

does anyone have tips about how to be interested in what you're eating every day. like, i like food but it's such a chore to feed myself every fucking day!!! i'm at the point where i try to think what to get at the grocery store every week and i'm just like who cares

i love when we are prepping for people coming over and pull up a disgusting amount of dust from the carpets. like damn .... we really live like this

you ever deal, not with an individual but an entire office of people at work who answer the most routine and reasonable questions with the most defensive, tense tone?

Me: "Hey can we get some clarity on what's driving this deadline? We've got a lot going on today, it'll help us prioritize."

Weird pile-on from multiple people: "You have all the same information we have. It's our policy to find out as much information as possible before sending things out. We spare you so much back and forth."

Me: ...... "OK! Thanks, that's helpful to know."

god I just read this lady complaining how it's a trend for young people to go to bed at 9pm nowadays, saying that they should be working until 7 or 8pm and then partying until early morning and that's how you get joy when you're young.

ma'am i'm glad cocaine worked out for you

anyone wanna do some healing

I know I'm in deep because it's 8:40pm and all I can think about is how I want to log back on and get more work done.

texting my friends in my 20s: guys i saw the cutest guy i want to do a backflip onto his dick

texting my friends in my 30s: ok so my doctor said that sleeping on my side with a pillow in between my legs would help with my back pain but then my PT said sleeping on my back seems to be the best way not to trigger my vertigo overnight