shoutout to don bluth for creating almost half of this list. also sorry if your favorite isn't on here but also i don't really care because it's my poll. <333
In no particular order, top favs:
Anastasia
Swan princess
Thumbelina
God I feel so stupid for asking this but…any fic recs where Rhys is Feyre’s first and only lover sexually?
Okay so I'm going to preface this with a disclaimer that the majority of these fics have some pretty dark themes. Please check the tags on all of them and only proceed if you're comfortable with the premise!
Canon Setting:
Alternative Universe
this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog
There is no struggle like trying to decide between a pocket watch and a dagger
Congratulations! You get a pocket watch!
and you get a dagger!
glass rose!
DAGGER
hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!
pharmacology is basically magic tho. we have these potions pills. they can bring about great blessings, but also inflict great curses. maybe they can cure your suffering, but at a Cost (co-pay + assorted side effects). most people prefer not to delve into the dark realm of medication, but sometimes it's the only way to deal with the Afflictions. they seem to favor a Chosen Few, no one knows why. yes humans summoned them into being from baser elements. yes we frequently have no idea how they work. yes you must obey the rules of the prescription contract or risk your life and sanity (and liver health). yes there is fine print involved, read it carefully.
what lays beyond this dark chemistry? demons from hell? bargains with the fae? clinical trials alchemical rituals toying with flesh and blood and body and soul???? no idea but come back in 6 weeks we'll fiddle with the dosage
Pharmacy Alchemy student here, indeed magic be involved! Patrons come equipped from thine mother's womb with the CYP (pronounced: sip or Cytochrome p450 enzymes) to metabolize the potions in one's vessel. And because magics of the lineage (genes) are involved some have more powerful CYP capabilities and metabolism thine potion too quickly or not enough (causing side effects or ineffective doses) truly a feat of the dark arts!
rowaelin high school bff au masterlist
AN: I said I was back, and I meant it! Anyway, if you haven't read the last update, this is the second update this week. That's right. New Chapters 67 and 68. NSFW-ish warning.
Aelin was exactly seven minutes early to her interview. She’d spent the last week emptying her closet and putting together the perfect outfit – a sweater dress, tights, and boots that were just the right level of put together – and mapping out exactly how long it would take to get to Xavier’s house, so she could feel the most prepared walking in. She would not be late to the most important meeting of her life. No way.
Oh Aelin 😭😭😭 my heart is completely broken for her. She was SO hopeful. Memorized bullet points-level hopeful that she FINALLY life was going to work out for her and she would get everything she wanted. Perfect time for it all to come crashing down huh? The abandonment issues are STRONG and they will NOT BE IGNORED. Lucky for Aelin, her and Rowan are stronger. (Gross, corny, awful thing for me to say but it’s TRUE). I love how he knew what was up with her before she even knew. And he listened to her but nudged her to grow too. Theyre just such a beautiful partnership and your honor I love them 😭❤️❤️❤️
I MISSED THIS OMG HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY
Hairy Potter
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.
I feel like there’s a story behind that advice…
ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:
equine -> horses
bovine -> cows
murine -> mice/rats
porcupine -> porcupines
wolverine -> wolves
marine -> marmosets
saline -> salmonella
cosine -> cosmonauts
citrine -> citrus
combine -> combs
famine -> your fam
bromine -> your bros
palpatine -> your pals
alpine -> alps
christine -> christ
asinine -> asses
machine -> the speed of sound
landmine -> explosions
migraine -> migrants
trampoline -> tramps
dopamine -> dopes
medicine -> the Medici family
praline -> prey
masculine -> mascara
feminine -> femurs
latrine -> latissimus dorsi
fettuccine -> fetuses
poutine -> sadness
turbine -> turbans
engine -> england
supine -> soup
valentine -> valence electrons
Follow for more nature facts!
10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos
You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing
Honestly, in my work as a therapist, I’m seeing this A Lot, and tbh I still don’t have a satisfactory approach to it. A heavy dose of Existentialist “create your own Purpose” tempered with “when the plane’s going down, put your own oxygen mask on first”, but… yeah, there is no ethical way to work on individual emotional distress without acknowledging the systemic socioeconomic, geopolitical fuckery going on at the moment, and the sheer grief that comes with it.
I’m a guidance counselor/psychologist for teenagers and it’s getting really hard to motivate young people to work for a future they don’t believe in.
They look at ther future and see global warming, wwIII, unemployement, political unstability, poison in everything they eat, the earth and animals dying all around them.
I saw this video where someone was asking french teens in the 50s how they imagine the future would be. The war hadn’t been over for long and yet it was all positive with like peace and flying cars and such. Then they went and ask the same questions to nowadays teens and hell that was depressing. Some still had hope, but it was just that “well I hope I’ll have a nice house and maybe some kid” but there was such a hesitancy to it, like they didn’t dare to hope too much.
People mock Greta Thunberg but what they don’t get is that when she said “you stole my dreams”, it was the truth.
Young people don’t get to dream like they used to. They don’t dream anymore, they grief all that won’t be anymore and that’s just so fucking sad.
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
Posted Oct 9, 2012
Happy birthday to none pizza left beef
ok.
happy (late) birthday to none pizza left beef !!
