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Megan - 20 - Art Student Animation and Musical Theater Enthusiast "The things we do today will be tomorrow's news."
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Barry: Hey, wanna go out to dinner?

Taako: Wrong twin Barold

Barry: No I’ve got the right twin I just wanna hang out with you more

Taako, choking back tears: Cool

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Uh, Dil can be pretty tough to get along with, huh? But sometimes little brothers, they aren’t everything you’d hoped they’d be. That’s why big brothers have got to have faith. And one day, you’ll see… he’ll change. After all, you’ve got responsibility now. I know I can trust that you’ll stick by Dil’s side and be a swell big brother.

The Rugrats Movie (1998)
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And Pearl, remember when we stopped that dropship? I’ll never forget the look on that Nephrite’s face when you pulled her out of the cockpit!
I know. How embarrassing for her!
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roachpatrol

captain america's favorite shame phrases

  • i didn’t punch hitler in the face for this
  • you guys are giving me grey hair
  • this never happened in the forties (said with completely straight face)
  • i just don’t think you’re living up to your true potential
  • america wasn’t founded for this
  • i know if you look inside yourself you’ll realize you’re a better person than you think you are
  • that’s it, i’ll be in the freezer until further notice, wishing i was still dead
  • in all my years of leading troops i have never seen such blatant disrespect (said with completely straight face)
  • i’m not mad, i’m disappointed
  • i’m probably going to outlive all of my friends, again. did you know that? i think about that all the time. at night. all by myself. and these are the memories you want to leave me with
  • do you really think this kind of behavior is what our founding fathers expected future americans to engage in
  • you know what we had in the old days? dignity. (said with completely straight face)
  • ms potts, please book me a flight up north. i need to go lie down for another seventy years. 
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The reason they killed Loki in the first ten minutes is because Loki absolutely would not have hesitated to kill Vision, or steal the time stone.

Avengers: Someone’s killed Dr. Strange and Vision!

Loki, admiring his new necklace and glowing yellow paperweight: Tragic

Wanda: if we destroyed the mind stone it would kill Vision D:

Loki, already stabbing him: oh no

Thor: Hey, didn’t Midgard have a wizard around here earlier? Loki, you remember the wizard, right?

Loki, currently garroting Dr. Strange with the time stone: I don’t recall

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davidmann95

Thor: Brother, no! Securing the time stone is not worth this!

Loki, thinking about Strange sticking him in portal hell for twenty minutes last week: Time what now?

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Kevin: What the hell?

McKinley: Excuse you, we don’t say hell.

Elder Thomas: We say fuck.

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