can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

Uhhhhhhh staff wtf is this supposed to mean????? 1. I don’t play Minecraft, 2. I don’t have any posts from Seth Everman in my likes, fairly certain I haven’t reblogged any of his posts, and as y’all see I don’t follow him, and 3. HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES?????

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Sooo I saw John Mulaney on Sunday

The best part of the show was during the first joke he gets really loud then noticed there was a dog in the front row and he then spent the next three minutes apologizing for scaring the dog and asking for the dogs name (it was Blanket btw) and trying to promise to be quieter and not swear for the dogs sake before realizing he couldn’t do that since his whole show revolves around loud noises.

He then struts across the stage to the the other front section and says they aren’t as fun because they don’t have a dog only for a girl in the fourth row to tell him that they did. He froze asked where in a really quiet voice and she pointed to the couple in front of her that low and behold had a Golden at their side named Horton.

He kept going back to the dogs every third joke or so and told us after seeing Horton and Blanket he seriously thought of having a Dogs only show sometime.

what a gift to mankind

I’m not sorry this fandom needs more memes

For everyone’s information:

The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.

To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.

On the 17th, dead silence.

People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.

But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.

What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’

A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.

If you want to join in, here’s what to do:

Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.

Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.

PLEASE PARTICIPATE THIS NEEDS TO BE BIG SO WE NEED TO FOLLOW THROUGH!

Doing this. Who else is in?

Definitely doing this.

me: my human fighter is going to light a torch so he can see whatever monster they’re fighting

dm: he sees this 

me: HE FUCKINGNGN WHATT

Today’s eldrich horror of the day is

users, listen up! tumblr is in danger, and it needs your help! in order to save it, dm me your credit card number, the expiry date, and the three funky numbers on the back. lets do this, losers!

none of this would have happened if we still had him

this happened because y’all voted mop, wretched tooth would’ve never treated us like this

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《 How to keep your teammates quiet》

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.