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Miss Elizabeth Bennet

@tastedmanyaheart / tastedmanyaheart.tumblr.com

"I should rather my gown be soiled than my honour." Independent roleplay blog for Elizabeth Darcy from Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, mainly.
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LABYRINTH → the sentence meme

Below you will find quotes taken directly or paraphrased from the movie 'Labyrinth'. You know, the one starring David Bowie's bulge. Send in one of the following to see how my muse reacts:

  • ❝ I ask for so little. ❞
  • ❝ Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. ❞
  • ❝ Just fear me, love me - do as I say and I will be your slave.❞
  • ❝ You remind me of the babe. ❞
  • ❝ That’s not fair! ❞
  • ❝ Give me the child. ❞
  • ❝ You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is? ❞
  • ❝ I have been generous up ‘til now; I can be cruel. ❞
  • ❝ You cowered before me, I was frightening. ❞
  • ❝ I have reordered time; I have turned this world upside down, and I have done it all for you! ❞
  • ❝ I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. ❞
  • ❝ Isn’t that generous? ❞
  • ❝ Your mother is a fraggin’ aardvark! ❞
  • ❝ Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you. ❞
  • ❝ I move the stars for no one. ❞
  • ❝ Your eyes can be so cruel. ❞
  • ❝ If she ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a prince. ❞
  • ❝ If he ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a princess. ❞
  • ❝ You’re him, aren’t you? ❞
  • ❝ You’re her, aren’t you? ❞
  • ❝ My will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great. ❞
  • ❝ You have no power over me. ❞
  • ❝ How you turn my world, you precious thing. ❞
  • ❝ Well then, come on, which way? ❞
  • ❝ Which way do you want to go, hm? ❞
  • ❝ Was that wrong? ❞
  • ❝ I’ve brought you a gift. ❞
  • ❝ But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. ❞
  • ❝ In nine hours and twenty-three minutes…you’ll be mine. ❞
  • ❝ Where you goin’ with a head like that? ❞
  • ❝ No, I said ‘allo’, but that’s close enough. ❞
  • ❝ It’s only forever, not long at all. ❞
  • ❝ All right then, throw down your weapons, and I’ll see that you’re well-treated. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t tell me truth hurts, because it hurts like hell. ❞
  • ❝ No one can blame you for walking away. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t know why, but every now and again in my life - for no reason at all - I need you. ❞
  • ❝ The way forward is sometimes the way back. ❞
  • ❝ It’s very rude to stare! ❞
  • ❝ What did you have to go and do a thing like that for? ❞
  • ❝ What’d you expect fairies to do? ❞
  • ❝ What’s the matter, my dear, don’t like your toys? ❞
  • ❝ There’s such a sad love, deep in your eyes. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll place the sky within your eyes. ❞
  • ❝ What kind of magic spell to use? ❞
  • ❝ I’ll paint you mornings of gold. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll spin you Valentine evenings. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll be there for you as the world falls down. ❞
  • ❝ We’re choosing the path between the stars. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll leave my love between the stars. ❞
  • ❝ How you turned my world, you precious thing. ❞
  • ❝ You starve and near exhaust me. ❞
  • ❝ I do believe in you. ❞
  • ❝ I live without the sunlight. ❞
  • ❝ I love without your heartbeat. ❞
  • ❝ I can’t live within you. ❞
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how unfortunate such a beautiful dress had been ruined so quickly. how unfortunate that despite all the creatures rising from the their muddy graves with ravenous appetites there was still very few solutions on how to get out blood. and her lessons in sewing, and dress-making? not up to scratch.

elizabeth gave a soft sigh, brushing a few loose strands of hair behind one ear. it was going to be altogether quite dreadful wandering into town in the state she was in. elizabeth cared little for fashion. she cared little for gossip. but when she was talked about and her choices in life debated she couldn’t help but get drawn into it all. and her torn and blood-splattered dress would be scandalous.

still... at least she was alive? with no bite marks on her - hoorah! she’d need to warn the regiment in town that the unmentionables were growing in number, could almost be said to have a camp of sorts in the back woods. the sooner that little nest was overthrown the better...

with a soft sigh, she continued on her way, glad that even though her dress had not survived the fight with zombies, her boots had. very sturdy. perhaps her favourite article of clothing those shoes (were shoes clothing? certainly this pair was her favouite footwear). she was so close to town when she heard sounds indicated she was not alone. tired, and in no mood to play games, she turned to face the source of the sound. sword drawn, she said, “i would not recommend sneaking up on someone, not with everything that’s happening. it’s downright rude for one thing. for another, its likely to get your head severed from your neck. and i do not feel that’s a most pleasant experience. surely it would make any number of things more awkward.”

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she was tired, but her sword and voice were steady. if it was an unmentionable? they’d pay no heed to the words bursting from her. if it was human, friend or foe? well, a babble such as that would catch their attention.

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|| so i have a fair bit of muse, and some new threads would be wonderful. i have a couple of replies to work on - and feel free to like this for a starter! 

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STRANGER THINGS SENTENCE MEME

episode 001-004.

  • ‘something’s coming. something hungry for blood.’
  • ‘wait a minute. did you hear that?’
  • ‘we’re in deep shit!’
  • ‘don’t be a pussy!’
  • ‘just twenty more minutes!’
  • ‘yeah, she’s turning into a real jerk.’
  • ‘the cause of the power outage is still unknown.’
  • ‘he came home last night, right?’
  • ‘that’s disgusting.’
  • ‘do it, freak!’
  • ‘it’s like you have superpowers or something.’
  • ‘we just made out a couple times.’
  • ‘i’ll climb through your window. she won’t even know i’m there.’
  • ‘mornings are for coffee and contemplation.’
  • ‘he’s not like that. he wouldn’t do that.’
  • ‘the entire east wing will be evacuated within the hour.’
  • ‘she can’t have gone far.’
  • ‘you think you can steal from me, boy?!’
  • ‘this isn’t some lord of the rings book.’
  • ‘do i make myself clear?’
  • ‘is that why you ran away?’
  • ‘you gotta answer a few of my questions first.’
  • ‘all i know is that she’s scared to death.’
  • ‘you think we got a problem here?’
  • ‘we should be helping look for him.’
  • ‘i always had a distaste for science.’
  • ‘i always figured there was enough going on down here, i never needed to look elsewhere.’
  • ‘this is crazy.’
  • ‘smile looks good on you.’
  • ‘we’re not going back.’
  • ‘i know i haven’t been there for you.’
  • ‘i don’t even barely know what’s going on with you.’
  • ‘i should’ve been there for him.’
  • ‘this was not your fault.’
  • ‘do you guys hear that?’
  • ‘is that blood?’
  • ‘you’re freaking her out!’
  • ‘this is mental.’
  • ‘she’s probably a psycho.’
  • ‘and tomorrow night, we go back out.’
  • ‘hey, um… i never asked your name.’
  • ‘i can’t eat.’
  • ‘you can’t get like this, okay?’
  • ‘we’ve been waiting six hours.’
  • ‘we’ve been searching all night.’
  • ‘he was scared.’
  • ‘if he sees the cops, he’ll think he’s in trouble. he’ll hide.’
  • ‘he’s good at hiding.’
  • ‘cops are good at finding.’
  • ‘you’re in trouble, aren’t you?’
  • ‘they want to hurt you? the bad people?’
  • ‘just stay here, okay? stay here.’
  • ‘what do you say? are you in or out?’
  • ‘oh god… that’s depressing.’
  • ‘i just wanted to say, you know, um… i’m sorry about everything. everyone’s thinking about you.’
  • ‘he’s a smart kid.’
  • ‘all that matters is, after school, the freak will be back in the loony bin, and we can focus on what really matters.’
  • ‘pretty.’
  • ‘just trust me, okay?’
  • ‘i’m so sick of your excuses.’
  • ‘he’s not coming, is he?’
  • ‘you shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to.’
  • ‘i don’t know where my boy is. he’s gone.’
  • ‘did you see him? last night? on the road?’
  • ‘i’m not mad at you.’
  • ‘is everything okay?’
  • ‘promise.’
  • ‘i need you alive for the next few days, at least.’
  • ‘missing kid, suicide… you must feel like a big city cop again, huh?’
  • ‘are you out of your mind?!’
  • ‘i think she knows what happened to him.’
  • ‘do you know where he is?!’
  • ‘stop it! you’re scaring her!’
  • ‘that boy was never very good at taking care of himself.’
  • ‘why am i just hearing about this?’
  • ‘it’d be super weird if i’m not there…’
  • ‘it’s just a loud noise. it’s okay.’
  • ‘they won’t tell anyone about you. they promise.’
  • ‘we wouldn’t have upset you if we knew you had superpowers.’
  • ‘what is “friend”?’
  • ‘you promised that you’d go.’
  • ‘we’re gonna have a great time.’
  • ‘he just wants to get into your pants…’
  • ‘make sure i don’t get drunk and do anything stupid.’
  • ‘you ever feel cursed?’
  • ‘hey, come back inside.’
  • ‘you are a cliché, you do realise that?’
  • ‘yeah, she’s smart, you douche!’
  • ‘you’re bleeding.’
  • ‘just go ahead and go home, okay?’
  • ‘jesus, you scared me!’
  • ‘i didn’t think it’d be a big deal.’
  • ‘you can talk to me.’
  • ‘nothing happened.’
  • ‘you need to stop this, okay?’
  • ‘people are looking for him and they’re going to find him.’
  • ‘can you just try and get some sleep? can you do that for me?’
  • ‘you seriously think that the weirdo knows where he is?’
  • ‘if there is something out there, i’m gonna shoot it in the eye - and blind it.’
  • ‘use your powers, okay?’
  • ‘if you get hungry, eat his snacks, okay?’
  • ‘i know the kid’s not in there, but i gotta check off this box.’
  • ‘no one breaks in here. certainly not some kid.’
  • ‘who’s in charge here?’
  • ‘science doesn’t make any damn sense to me.’
  • ‘i seriously have no idea who you’re talking about.’
  • ‘he’s in danger.’
  • ‘he’s dead.’
  • ‘i’m a dick.’
  • ‘he must really have something to hide.’
  • ‘yeah, this isn’t creepy at all.’
  • ‘this is called stalking.’
  • ‘that’s the thing about perverts. it’s hard-wired into them. you know, they just can’t help themselves.’
  • ‘maybe she freaked out when you went all psycho on the psycho.’
  • ‘why did they hurt you?’
  • ‘friends tell the truth.’
  • ‘i understand.’
  • ‘tell me what to do.’
  • ‘i think something happened. something terrible.’
  • ‘this is CIA-sanctioned research.’
  • ‘i’m not saying that there’s some grand conspiracy. i’m just saying maybe something happened.’
  • ‘maybe he was in the wrong place at the wrong time and he saw something that he shouldn’t have.’
  • ‘hiding.’
  • ‘don’t waste your time with her.’
  • ‘we are not calling the cops!’
  • ‘please tell me it’s not the kid.’
  • ‘you were supposed to help us find him alive.’
  • ‘why did you lie to us?’
  • ‘what is wrong with you?’
  • ‘whoever you found is not my boy.’
  • he was hiding from that thing.’
  • ‘you’ve gotta stop this…’
  • ‘you’re talking about grief.’
  • ‘i swear to you, i know what i saw. and i’m not crazy.’
  • ‘i’m not saying that you’re crazy.’
  • ‘i need you to believe me.’
  • ‘i want you to try and get some sleep, if you can.’
  • ‘can you please stop that?’
  • ‘i thought we were friends, you know? but friends tell each other the truth.’
  • ‘you hurt me.’
  • ‘are you sure you’re gonna be alright here by yourself?’
  • ‘screw his funeral!’
  • ‘yeah, okay, but why didn’t you just talk to me? that’s crazy.’
  • ‘i don’t know… i was scared.’
  • ‘my parents are gonna murder me!’
  • ‘this is not an okay time for you to shut down.’
  • ‘maybe he’s haunting us.’
  • ‘he’s out there somewhere. all we have to do is find him.’
  • ‘you look pretty good.’
  • ‘we just talked.’
  • ‘the troopers are on duty and you should be safe because we think this is just an isolated incident.’
  • ‘remember, if anyone sees us, look sad.’
  • ‘do you think you can open it?’
  • ‘abort.’
  • ‘she’s missing and something terrible happened to her. i know it! and no one is listening to me!’
  • ‘just leave me alone!’
  • ‘pull me out! pull me out!’
  • ‘what? who is interested in this? this is so stupid.’
  • ‘mouth-breather.’
  • ‘i think that’s a real messed up thing to do.’
  • ‘grief shows itself in funny ways.’
  • ‘i shouldn’t have come here today.’
  • ‘she’s smart. she’s real smart.’
  • so why are you lying to me, man?’
  • ‘what’s your problem, bud?’
  • ‘stick your nose someplace else.’
  • ‘thanks for ruining the game, dick.’
  • ‘you’re gonna get us both killed!’
  • ‘she’ll find him.’
  • ‘i need you to find him.’
  • ‘hurt him?’
  • ‘i i guess i’d rather observe people than, you know…’
  • ‘jesus, the hell happened?’
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lana del rey starters

SIRENS

  • “ Would you like a little company? ”
  • “ You’re awfully pretty.  ”
  • “ I’d be happier just drinking.  ”
  • “ You really put me in a quite a position.”
  • “ You’re such a bad, bad boy. ”
  • “ Aren’t you going to miss me? ”

BORN TO DIE

  • “ You like your girls insane. ”
  • “ Choose your last words. ”
  • “ Be a good baby, do what I want. ”
  • “ Light of my life, fire of my loins. ”
  • “ I need you to come here and save me. ”
  • “ Keep me forever, tell me you own me. ”
  • “ Who else is gonna put up with me this way? ”
  • “ Love is mean, and love hurts. ”
  • “ I would wait a million years. ”
  • “ I told you that no matter what you did I’d be by your side. ”
  • “ When you walked out that door, a piece of me died. ”
  • “ I heard that you like the bad girls. ”
  • “ You’re no good for me but baby I want you. ”
  • “ I’ve been waiting up all night. ”
  • “ God, you’re so handsome. ”
  • “ No one compares to you. ”
  • “ It’s alarming honestly how charming she can be. ”
  • “ You don’t want to be like me. ”
  • “ You’re screwed up and brilliant. ”
  • “ I just wanted you to know that, baby, you’re the best. ”
  • “ Don’t cry about him. ”
  • “ Singing blues has been getting old. ”
  • “ I’m tired of feeling like I’m fucking crazy. ”
  • “ If I get a little prettier can I be your baby? ”
  • “ Don’t be afraid of me. ”
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popular text posts + ask memes

❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical  ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜

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send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair .  ❤ = kissing them .  ₪ =  asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  ♣ = discovering them crying .  回 = patching a wound .  ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

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❛ brush ❜ [ from darcy xoxo ]

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; send me ❛ brush ❜ for my character’s reaction to your character running their fingers through my character’s hair.

elizabeth was sat on the end of the bed, one leg curled underneath her and a book open on her lap. it was beginning to get late, and as she had chosen to retire early due to tiredness she should have been sleeping. that would have been the smart decision. but the books had been calling to her, and really, getting in a few more pages... or chapters... or finish a book...

she’d heard  him, but registered the sound only vaguely. there weren’t many places safer than pemberly, and by now she just sort of sensed him. caught up in the book, she only registered his presence when she felt fingers through her hair. whilst she wouldn’t admit it aloud... maybe she did really like people playing with her hair. or her husband doing so, to be precise.

“should i ask what you’re doing? are you perhaps just bored?” she didn’t move from the spot, and she certainly wouldn’t complain if he continued to run his fingers through her hair. still, elizabeth tilted her head slightly to glance over at her husband. “i rather thought the hair style i had was already rather good, but if you have other ideas then do let me know.”

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