A horrible goblin Cat

if a nice lady just came up to me and put a collar and leash on me and lead me away with her id just accept it like "oh! where r we going? :3"

Packed my husband a slice of cake with his work lunch and he sent me this

I am losing my mind over this.

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

how is this post still going around

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

well. did it bored 👍

DO IT SCARED. DO IT BAD. DO IT BORED. DO IT HALFWAY. DO IT WRONG. DO IT EMBARRASSED. DO IT UGLY. DO IT LATE. DO IT DIFFERENT. but by god do it <3!!

i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

two sentence horror story

there needs to be a jesus on the cross emoji that i can use any time i have to go to work in an hour

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He’s 1 now ‼️‼️

good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)

basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal

no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

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Fritz Syberg - Harvest landscape around a farm (1924)

2 hours early but IDGAF

you're in the same time zone as me

what's that little cunt from fallout. big bear fella kinda creature. yaoi gay I think. love that guy.

I've heard this word pronounced two different ways pretty regularly, so I wonder if it's regional to where I live. Please say where you're from in the tags and ofc reblog for better reach <3

He’s cute ok 👉👈