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Some tweets about nolpat ft. Mt. Joy

“So it is currently 12:30 at night. And we just played Philly, it was a really good show. But I just put 87 in a diesel tank sooo….”

Mt. Joy Winter Tour 2019: The Fillmore (Philadelphia, PA) (x)

Can't wait for their collab

I would like to be in the middle of a Matt Simmons and Luke Alvez sandwich please

Nolan Patrick: *self-deprecating thoughts* Travis Konecny: *wakes up in a cold sweat* Something’s wrong.

bad nhl imagines: elias pettersson edition

legally this is a joke

└ cale jails a child for fighting at break the ice | 10.4.19

@Avalanche — 👀👀 #GoAvsGo [aka “Cale sabotages a child’s success”]

happy birthday cale makar!

⌞ october 30, 1998

Memorable Elias quotes from the podcast we shall not name:

- “Brock says I belong in the circus” 

- “I try to teach that to Quinn - (what Marky taught him) - but Quinn just tells me to shut up”

- Petey and Quinn got drunk on Petey’s credit card, tried to wrestle in a hotel lobby and the team pulled them apart before the winner could be decided

- “Quinn took his Toyota - tough car” 

- “How old were you when you realized you were better than everyone else” “very young”

- “now that I’m making a lot of money” (he buys expensive clothes)

- him and Brock hang out every single day during the season

- “rumors go fast eh” (Canadian Petey coming out)

- guy talks about also being a 5th overall pick; Petey, genuinely surprised: “oh, you’re serious?” 

- he wants to start streaming (please)

- “does travis green have you on any kinda leash?” “on the ice or off the ice?” 

in conclusion: i love him

no offense but this might be the funniest thing i’ve ever read

Mathew Barzal and Matthew Tkachuk chatting during the All-Star Weekend

tommy really said “don’t mess with me or i’ll tell on you to my older brother and also god”