THE INTERNET IS CRAZY

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i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

speed-painting of Subject Delta, forever the best dad

(via meanboysclub)

The last one

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

“aww cute!! big doggies in ba-”

*cry-laughing as i hit the reblog button*

She’s in a bag! Rules didn’t specify how…

Love how she was all carefree then skipped right over angry and went all the way to Dark Souls miniboss

Nightmare image

I've been spending way too much time on tiktok. I love this account.

Honestly my sense of humor is just based around those fake tombstones with puns on them you see around Halloween like that's it

Fake tombstone: "Barry D. Alive" "Rattle M. Bones"

Me in line for the haunted house at the amusement park:

Never has a quote been more relevant or accurate

we’ve all been Bernard at some point

Bitch I’m Bernard every damn day

I FEEL THIS SHIT

[ID: Screenshots of three tweets by Nathan Yaffe, @AtNathanYaffe on twitter

They read as follows:

“For people who feel unsafe about voting in person but now fear the USPS will be unable to deliver a “mail-in” ballot in a timely fashion.

There is a way around it:

1. Request a mail-in ballot.

2. Do not mail it.

3. Google your supervisor of elections to see where you can drop off your mail-in ballot. Its usually NOT THE POLLING PLACE. All states allow this!

Here is what you're accomplishing by doing this:

1. Your ballot gets in on time no matter what happens to the USPS.

2. You don't have to worry about standing in long lines and risking infection. You're just stopping by to drop it off.”

end ID]

i’m certain that i’m not the only one who’s made a post about this information, but i wanted to share this anyways, for anyone who doesn’t know this!

ALSO— double check that you’re registered to vote!!!!!

I’m convinced to learn fencing

I feel like I just watched a whole movie

if my bones are gonna crack like glow sticks every time i move i think i deserve bioluminescence. both to complete the aesthetic and as a consolation prize

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting