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Harmonic Humor

Pairing: Emmett Cullen x reader (platonic), Esme Cullen x reader (platonic) 

Pronouns used: none (completely gender neutral), no description of the reader except that they’re a vampire

Warnings: none, just a crackfic about doing dumb shit with our favorite himbo : )

“EMMETT, WHAT THE FUCK?” Your screams between barking laughter and breathless gasps pierced the silence of the house, making Esme nearly jump out of her skin. Don’t get her wrong, hearing you laugh made her feel happy because she wasn’t sure how well you were acclimating to their lifestyle, but she could never recall such a time where she’s been startled so hard. She wasted no time in racing up the stairs to where the laughter was streaming from and pressed her ear against the door (not that she would need to, with her hearing and the sheer volume of the ruckus). 

What she heard confused her to no end. 

The sound of a… something distorted Emmett’s tone as he wheezed with you. If she listened carefully, she managed to pick out what he was saying. It was mostly him singing along to some electronic pop music- some Korean band he was into at the moment, BTW? No, that wasn’t it, but it was close. At the moment the band’s name wasn’t her main concern.

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Masterlist of All Things

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Please read the warnings on each chapter and proceed with caution. 18+ content mostly. Ordered oldest to newest.
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There’s More Than One Way To Start An Apocalypse (Completed)

Summary: The Infinity War had happened and Thanos had won. 5 years later the Avengers try one last crazy idea to save everyone they lost, but a mysterious woman with a Supernatural background from Natasha’s past drops in unexpectedly derailing their plans. They soon find out that Thanos was now not the apocalypse they needed to stop.

Fandoms: Avengers, Supernatural, Marvel, MCU

Pairings: Steve Rogers x Reader, Dean Winchester x Reader (previous), Natasha Romanoff x Reader (previous)

Warnings: Angst, The Damn Snap, Mentions of depression and self-loathing, excessive and sometimes unnecessary violence, gore, mentions of death, copious amounts of blood, some profanity, mentions of past trauma, idiotic decision making, lots of fluff in this chapter, this is a slow burn

(1) Hope in Low Supply
(2) Ghost of my Youth
(3) Rewritten
(4) Optimism
(5) So It Begins
(5.5) Uneasy Friendships
(6) Lessons Learned
(7) Guilt, Relief, & Jealousy
(8) Alliances
(9) Road trips and Stab Wounds
(10) Road trips and Name Calling
(11) Uninvited Visitors
(12) A New Lease in Life
(13) Difficult Choices
(14) Divine Purpose
(15) Endgame (End)
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The Viper: Chapter One

What happens when an agent of the Red Room falls into  the hands of Hydra? What happens when Hydra puts out a hit on their  favorite assassin? Who is the mysterious woman with a twisted history  and an even more twisted mind?
The team wants to know. They want to know what you know. Nat and Bucky want to know if there’s any light left in you.
They want to know you.
Bucky x Female Reader
The Viper Master List | My Writing Master List

The sounds of car horns are loud around you. The blaring, beeping and  bustle of pedestrians creating layers and layers of sound. You’re  trained well enough to sift through the sounds, listening to pieces of  conversation and various sounds of your environment to orient yourself.

You can feel the smallest shift of every person who’s moving in the  space around you. Your senses are so focused you can practically hear  the blood rushing through the people closest to you. Your prey is about a  block up, completely oblivious to where you followed.

The streets around you were loud and the sounds were strong, but nothing could keep your focus off your mission.

Underneath your hood and the rim of your baseball hat, your face was  hidden in shadow. If anyone would have seen or marked it, they would  have seen the wicked gleam of a grin.

“What’s got you all in a tizzy, Tony?” Nat asks from Bucky’s right.  The whole team was gathered around a conference table in Avengers tower  looking kinda bored. Tony had called everyone here this morning, much to  everyone’s chagrin because he had promised a week off and then  apparently changed his mind a mere three days later.

Bucky sighed and rolled his shoulders, leaning back in the office  chair he currently sat in, lifting the two front feet off the floor. All  he really wanted was to go back downstairs and into the city with Nat  and finish looking for a birthday gift for Steve. That’s what they were  doing this morning before they were quickly called back to the tower.  He’d procrastinated too long and really had zero idea of what to get the  man.

“I’m confused about something and I don’t like being confused.” Tony retorted.

“Oooo” Sam piped up from across the table. “The great Tony Stark  admits to not knowing something. I’m surprised there isn’t steam coming  out of those ears.”

Bucky smirks at his friend. God he loved Sam and his remarks. He  would say something similar, but his relationship with Tony still wasn’t  perfect and he didn’t want to push his luck at the moment.

“What is so confusing, Iron Man? Don’t know what to get Pepper for  your anniversary? Or did you say something stupid again and your giant  brain can’t figure out exactly which asshole statement pushed her over  the edge this time?” Nat chimed in with a mocking smirk.

Tony pointed a single finger at Nat. “I have had our anniversary  present for two months already and I’m actually getting better at  figuring out which one of my snarky comments goes too far, just so you  know.” He sighs and presses a few buttons on the large screen under the  glass conference table, whipping up a bundle of information to appear on  the screen behind him. “What I’m confused about is why Hydra put out a  public hit on one of their top agents.”

At that, Bucky’s chair drops back to all four legs abruptly. The  confusing piece of information startled him into finally giving his full  attention to the conversation. His heart rate picked up a bit.

“They did  what ?” Steve asks from the end of the conference table opposite Tony, voicing the question on all their minds.

“This morning Hydra posted a bounty on a known dark web forum. It’s  not unheard of for them to post some of their lower enemies on this  anonymously for unaffiliated assassins and bounty hunters to take down.  What’s different this time is they made it very clear that  Hydra  was posting.” He whipped up what looked eerily similar to a reddit post up on the screen. “And what makes even  less sense is I know for a fact that the person they called a hit on has been their little secret weapon for over ten years.”

Bucky scanned the post up on the screen. Sure enough, it said that  Hydra had a hit out on a well known assassin and was offering 50 million  along with diplomatic immunity in a country of their choosing for the  head of the operative.

“Who’s the target?” Nat murmured.

“So, this is the fun part. Especially for you two.” Tony continued, pointing at Nat and Bucky.

“What?” Bucky grumbled. Fun for him? What the hell? What could  possibly be in Tony’s twisted brain to think anything to do with Hydra  would be  fun for him?

“Here’s the mark.” Tony pulled up a blurry photo of a figure wrapped  in muted colors clearly captured on some sort of security camera  somewhere on a bustling street. If Bucky was tracking the cobblestones  and architecture of the buildings correctly he’d guess it was taken  somewhere in Cairo.

“Is that the best fucking picture you can get us, Stark? You can  barely see their face.” Sam quipped, leaning forward in his seat to  squint at the screen.

“This is the clearest photo of her face, yes.”

“Her?” Nat snapped, popping her eyes to Tony.

“Yes. Her.  The Viper .” He smirked back at Nat. Bucky heard a quick intake of breath from his right. Nat.

“No…” She whispered, and trailed off.

“Oh yes, Natasha. Oh yes.” Tony flicked his fingers across the table  again and all the known stats on the Viper pulled up on the screen.  “This is where the fun begins for us. This is what we know about the  Viper. She was “found” at a young age somewhere in middle America. It’s a  little unclear where, but from where I tracked it must have been  somewhere in the Midwest.”

“They stole a kid from Wisconsin? Why would Hydra bother when they  had their fingers in so many other countries?” This was from Steve.

“It wasn’t Hydra…” Nat murmured.

“ What? ” Bucky piped up again. He felt like his brain was  spinning. A top Hydra assassin? Did he know her? He would have to spiral  into his memory to find out if he ever met this Viper…

“It was the Red Room.” Nat whispered then. Her eyes staring directly at the table.

“Yes indeed!” Tony quipped. “Remind me Nat, were you still there when  they dragged in the little girl kicking and screaming or not?”

“Tony!” Steve seethed from his end of the table.

“I wasn’t living there anymore, no. I had just graduated. She was a  couple years younger than me. They said she caused quite a nuisance  during the assassination of a target. Instead of killing her they decided  to bring her back. I saw her maybe twice. They had always referred to  her as the snake. She was less refined than the other girls, she started  her training a little too old, but she was… desperate to make up the  difference.” Nat shuddered a bit then and Bucky felt compelled to reach  out and place a hand on her shoulder. “She reminded me of… me.”

There was a small moment of pause before Tony started again. “So our  little snake graduated from The Red Room and spent a few years as an  agent for them before falling in with our buddies at Hydra.” Tony looked  at Bucky then, “Where she was trained and conditioned to fill a missing  position in their ranks after they unfortunately lost control of a very  important  asset. ”

“You’re a prick Tony.” Steve muttered, his eyes falling on Bucky.  Bucky waved him off. He was fine, really. He’d started making peace with  his history when he was on Wakanda and though he still had a long way  to go, he wasn’t going to fall to pieces at the mere mention of the  Winter Soldier.

“You’re telling me that they…” He trailed off, his mind spinning in  circles. This poor woman he didn’t even know subjected to what he went  through, simply because he had left. He knew it wasn’t his fault, but he  still felt responsible that someone else had to fill a hole he had  created.

“Yes they trained this little spitfire to be their top assassin and  she has been in their top ranks since about 2010, only stepping into the  role of top assassin after the events in 2016 finally severed you  completely from the organization. She’s been racking up kills ever  since. Much like you my dear metal armed friend, she’s nearly impossible  to catch on camera, let alone see with your own eyes.”

From the corner of the room, where he sat in a chair separate from  the table, Bruce finally spoke. “I always thought The Viper was a  myth.”

“Yeah and you thought the Winter Soldier was a myth. Hell I always  thought Thor and Loki were just some folklore.” Sam remarked. “I believe  almost everything nowadays.”

“Wait so, this woman was a trained Red Room assassin, then a top  Hydra operative and now they’re asking the internet to kill her? Why  didn’t they just take care of her themselves? Surely they had her locked  up or brainwashed somehow.” Bruce said.

“You guys are seriously just assholes sometimes.” Steve murmurs.

“I’m fine, Steve.” Bucky says. “It’s a valid question. Even when they  wanted me eliminated, they only worked with people inside.”

“Exactly.” Tony said. “My theory is, they want us to know that they  want her dead. In fact, my more specific theory is that this is bait in  order to get us to hunt and eliminate her. I want to know why.”

“She must have slipped away from them.” Nat said then. “Even if no  average internet bounty hunter could ever touch her, surely they’d at  least keep her a little busy. Busy enough that we might be able to get a  jump on her. She must know something.”

“Exactly. What does she know? And why don’t they want her to utilize whatever information she knows?”

“So we’re going to find her then.” Steve said. “What if this is a  trap? Specifically set up to intrigue us into bringing their very own  top operative into our facilities.”

“It could be.” Nat responded. “But it seems a little weird to send a  bunch of people they don’t control after her unless they genuinely  didn’t care about what happened to her. It seems unlikely she’s still an  asset to them if they’re willing to risk her actually being caught off  guard, no matter how unlikely that is.”  

“See, this is what I meant by being confused.” Tony quips then,  heading for the door. “I’ve sent everything I know about the woman to  each of you. Study it. See what conclusions you come to on your own.  We’ll reconvene here tonight to discuss an action plan.”

You sat in a corner booth at a tiny cafe, facing the door. There was a  swinging door into the kitchen to your left, which led to three back  exits. Directly in front of you was the only door facing a main street.  The whole front of the coffee shop was glass, giving you a clear view of  the two targets you’d been tracking all morning, who had stopped to  grab breakfast at a restaurant across the street.

You were twirling a long since lukewarm cup of coffee in your hands,  your eyes flicking back and forth between your marks and the swinging  kitchen door at your shoulder.

You watched as your marks both stretched and stood up. The woman hailed a cab. They seemed disgruntled.

 Interesting.  

While the woman tried to snag the attention of a cabbie, you threw a  few crumpled bills on the counter of your table and slipped through the  swinging kitchen door. There were a few shouts of alarm as a stranger  wandered into the bustling diner kitchen, but you quickly weaved through  the crowded kitchen and out a back door. You jumped on the sleek black  Kawasaki bike you’d stashed behind a dumpster in an alley.

You pushed the bike out and around the corner before turning it on,  waiting to confirm that they had both piled into a cab. You revved the  engine and punched the accelerator, weaving quickly   between the piled  up traffic, causing lots of horn honking and a few near rear-end  accidents.

Your heart was hammering in your chest, the adrenaline coursing through your veins as you tore after that cab.

The grin still plastered on your face.

Bucky’s head was reeling as he read through the intel, albeit a small amount, that Tony had managed to dig up.

There were a total of 3 videos captured on a security camera of the Viper on a job. He watched them all multiple times.

The Viper was ruthless and unnervingly calm. It reminded him of  himself, what he saw in the footage of the Winter Soldier. It made the  bile in his stomach churn. He knew that feeling of uncontrollable calm  very well and it made him break out in a cold sweat.

The first video showed her walking calmly up to a high security  warehouse, putting bullets between the brows of every operative in  sight, barely even looking in their direction before pulling the  trigger. She walked directly with purpose toward the door that was  clearly her mission. Once every operative in view of the camera had  fallen she reached for the door handle. Before she slipped inside, she  lifted her pistol without looking and fired one round into the camera,  cutting the feed. With the hood on her jacket, there was no clear  footage of her face. Bucky wondered how they were even sure it was her.  Her murderous calm must have been enough evidence.

The second was a terribly grainy video taken in some basement  somewhere. There was someone strapped to a chair and he watched as the  Vipers fists slammed into the man repeatedly. A choppy, distorted, and  heavily accented voice spoke about 40 seconds in. “Good, Viper. You may  play now. Make sure there’s something left of him to interview  tomorrow.” Bucky flinched as he saw the woman stride toward a table,  likely filled with instruments of torture. The man strapped to the chair  began to scream, pleading in Russian that he’d say anything they wanted  him to. He heard a low woman’s voice come through the video, murmuring  “Too late.”

The third was a more recent video according to the time stamp. It was  less than six months ago off a security cam in Maracaibo. It was about a  9 second video, just watching the woman cross a bustling street in  Venezuela. Bucky remembered that some hot shot Hydra agent had been  found dead in Venezuela this year. Could it have been the Viper taking  down one of their own? Is that why they were mad?

There were about 5 other attachments of images. The only photographs  that Friday could find of this enigma apparently. 4 were blurry security  camera footage from various places. The one Tony had shown this morning  was truly the only one that even sort of showed the woman’s face. Well,  except the 5th.

The 5th made Bucky even more sick than the footage of brutal  violence. It was a Polaroid image of what appeared to be a 16 or 17 year  old girl in ballet clothes, standing in the middle of what he assumed  was a dance studio. It would have been normal, a young woman after a  dance class, if it wasn’t for the red blood splattered up her pink  tights, dripping off her knuckles and smeared on her jaw. The subject  wasn’t looking at the camera, but rather seemed to be standing at  attention with her focus to the right of the photographer. Written in  sloppy Russian at the bottom corner of the Polaroid was “Option 4.”

What does that mean?  Bucky thought to himself.  Option for what?  

It made him sick staring at that photo. If the blood wasn’t there, it  would just look like a young woman preparing for a ballet class, or  perhaps being photographed so a costume designer could see her figure  while they created dazzling outfits for a production. It was so wrong  for someone so young, whose face was filled with innocence, to be  covered in blood. He felt so protective over her, this young woman he  didn’t even know. This young woman who he knew grew up to be a murderer  with a kill list almost as long as his.

He knew, looking at that photo, that this woman had never wanted  this. He didn’t know how he got such a gut reaction to the image, but he  saw himself in it. A young person who was given the worst hand of cards  to ever be dealt, and was simply trying to stay alive. He stared at her  thin frame, the hollow look in her eyes and nearly wept.

He needed to find her. He needed it more than he’d needed anything in  a long time. He needed to find out how far she had fallen from this  image, and if he could pull her back.

He needed to do it, because he’d always be grateful that someone did it for him.

Your marks had gone into the tall skyscraper a few hours ago. You  were too antsy to sit around and wait to see if they’d venture back out  into the city.

You prowled the sidewalk like a caged animal. Tracing patterns through the busiest blocks. Keeping track of nearby cameras.

Everything smelled like garbage and piss. You hated it. You loved it. It was such an easy city to get lost in.

An even easier city to be found in.

When Bucky finally dragged himself back to the conference room that  evening, he felt like a wreck. He had worked himself up considerably  throughout the afternoon. He was antsy and apprehensive.

He really didn’t know what was wrong with him. It was just some random assassin, why was he so worked up?

Steve noticed his touchy mood as soon as he walked in and raised an eyebrow at him.

“I’m fine.” Bucky grumbled. “Just want to figure this out. It’s bothering me for some reason.”

“Maybe because it’s a little too personal, Buck.” Steve said quietly.

“Yeah maybe.” Bucky coughed out. His chest felt tight with someone who knew him so well staring at him like this.

Before Steve could rib Bucky more, Tony sauntered into the room with  Nat behind him. “So what’s everyone’s thoughts on our little snake in  the grass?”

“I think the woman is damn fucking scary.” Sam piped up from the same  chair he’d been in this morning. “And really good at her job. Reminds  me of robocop over there a little too much if you know what I mean.”

“That’s what I find so interesting.” Steve says. “Because obviously  we know that Bucky wanted out, and was not the person that the camera  showed. I wanna know what’s really going on in her brain.”

“Banner, question for you, if we managed to set a little trap for our  snake and actually got her in here, would you be able to scan her brain  and see how much of it was under her actual control?” Tony said as he  dropped into a chair at the head of the table.

Banner responded from where he sat in his normal chair in the corner.  “I could compare a brain scan to early scans of Barnes’s brain. See how  similar they look. Then compare to his post-Wakanda scans. In a sense,  yes. But the brain is complicated as you know.”

“Can’t we just talk to her?” Bucky pipes up. “I mean, if it makes you  feel more comfortable to hook her up to a lie detector whatever, but I  just… I know what they do to people there and let me tell you there’s no  way she’s in control.”

“What makes you so sure?” Tony questions. “I mean, I was wrong about  you. I’ll admit that. I’m a bigger man now. But not everyone is Cap’s  former BFF brought back from the dead with a heart of gold trapped in a  twisted hydra web. She could have gone willingly. In fact, I have a hard  time believing that a Red Room agent was accidentally captured by  Hydra. What if she went to them willingly?”  

“But then why did she leave?” Natasha counters. “Who’s to say that  she ended up in all this willingly. I don’t know the whole story of how  the Red Room got her, but it’s rare that people join without coercion.  There’s more to this story, I can feel it.”

“Me too.” Bucky whispered. There had to be so much more to that 17 year old girl than a brutal murderer.

“Nat, can you explain this image to me?” Tony says, pulling up the  very polaroid that was going to haunt Bucky for weeks. “This looks like a  pretty willing agent to me.”

Bucky cringed at Tony’s short sighted assessment. Sure, the subject looked relaxed but that didn’t mean willing. Nat sneered.

“Well Tony, when every week your instructors challenge two students  to spar and the loser is killed however the classmate prefers, you too  would willingly fight back, to the death if necessary.”

Steve flinched, and looked at Nat with eyes full of grief. “They made you kill each other?”

“Kept us from attaching to each other.” Nat said simply.

Steve just shook his head, placing his face in his palms. This was  one of the reasons Bucky and Nat had gotten along pretty quickly. They’d  come to terms with their trauma, and the others sometimes had a hard  time brushing past the torture that the two of them had simply moved on  from.

“Touche.” Tony shrugged. “So why does this image say option 4?”

“That I don’t know.” Nat sighs. “No photos were ever allowed to be  taken of us, but the fact that this was clearly taken by an instructor  confuses me.”

“So we have no answers.” Sam quips. “Do I need to go stand on the  street with a sign that says “Viper take a crack at me” so we can maybe  get a glimpse of her? I’m only doing it if I can wear the suit Tony.”

“That’s the thing, there have been no sightings of the woman for  years, and the one tiny glimpse in that surveillance shot from Venezuela  6 months ago was a blip. There was no record of anyone matching that  description entering or leaving that country or any near it. We have no  idea where she is.” Tony muttered. “I have Friday combing every single  camera we can get access to, and hacking into those we don’t. The tip  line on that forum is blank. No one seems to have seen her.”

There was silence for a moment, as everyone sunk into their own minds. Letting the gears turn.

“Mr. Stark.” Friday’s voice came lilting out of the ceiling. “I have a hit.”

Everyone jumped a bit, leaning forward in their seats.

“Put it on the screen.” Tony snapped. Suddenly the whole blank wall  of the room was filled with various camera angles showing crowds of  people wandering on the sidewalk. In the middle of a cluster of  pedestrians was a figure draped in black, a baseball hat on their head  and a hood pulled up over it. As the person moves, the different  security camera’s flip past on the screen, keeping up with their  movement.

Instantly, Bucky’s blood ran cold.

“Where is this?” Sam whispers.

“Queens.” Bucky, Steve and Tony answer in unison.

“Very close to Parker’s apartment…” Tony whispers.

“It’s empty.” Steve mentions. “Happy and May are on vacation and Peter is staying with his friend. That Ned kid.”

“I know.” Tony says. “Doesn’t mean I like her being around the corner from his place regardless.”

The room goes quiet for a few moments as they all watch the Vipers  progress through the streets of Queens. She never picks up her head,  seeming to be watching the sidewalk in front of her. She slips easily  between groups of people, never bumping into anyone even though she  doesn’t seem to be looking at anyone.

“What are we doing?” Sam says then. “We know exactly where she is. She’s so close. Let’s go suit up.”

“There’s no way she’s here by accident.” Nat says quietly. “It’s like she wants us to find her…”

“Another layer of intrigue.” Tony snarks.

“She wouldn’t be stupid enough to show up in this city unless she  actually wants us to find her.” Nat continues. “Either they sent her  here as a trap and finally had her look into a security camera long  enough for us to track her, or she’s doing this on her own. Either way, I  don’t understand the motive.”

There’s another moment of silence as they all watch the cameras track the target.

Abruptly, the Viper stops in the middle of the sidewalk. The  pedestrians continue to flow around her, many seem to be grumbling and  some throw rude gestures in her direction.

There’s now only a single security camera in the area able to capture her image, she stands right in the center of the frame.

“What is she doing?” Steve whispers.

Through the grainy camera footage, the whole team watches as it looks  almost like her shoulders shake slightly. She seems to be looking at  her feet.

No one breathes as the woman in the center of the video lifts her  head slowly. Her eyes land directly on the lens, as if she’s peering  straight through the shitty security camera and into Avengers tower.

There’s a huge grin on her face.

Then, from the pocket of her hoodie, she pulls a pistol and calmly points the barrel at the camera.

The last thing the camera sees in her head dropping back as she begins to cackle. Then she pulls the trigger, ending the feed.

“Holy shit.” Sam whispers.

Bucky is speechless. His heart is pounding in his chest. He felt like  her eyes seared through the camera and right into his chest. He can  barely breathe.

“Friday, show us the other cameras in the area.” Tony barks.

Friday pulls up tons of camera angles of the street the Viper was  just standing on. The crowds are screaming, attempting to run away from  the spot that the Viper had clearly just been standing. However, there  are no further gun shots and no one looks injured.

“What the  hell? ” Bucky says under his breath. She just shot out a camera in the middle of a busy street in Queens? For what?

“Are there any figures matching her description on any of these feeds?” Tony snaps again.

“No sir.” Friday replies. “I’ve scanned every camera in the borough and I can’t see her on any of them.”

Everyone sits in shocked silence as the security footage continues to  roll. The NYPD show up, helping to calm the pedestrians. They watch  quietly as they start to tape off the area. Everyone knows however that  if no one was hurt, it’s unlikely that the cops will pursue the incident  further. They have much bigger fish to fry in this town.

“Well goddamn.” Sam finally breaks the silence. “That was quite a little performance.”

“She really wants us to find her then.” Nat mutters.

Around the room everyone mutters their agreement.

Bucky finds his voice finally.

“So let’s find her.”

There’s unending adrenaline in you now. It was reckless you knew  that. It was also so obvious what game you were playing with them at  this point, but you didn’t care.

They clearly weren’t going to make a move, so you had to play your hand first.

For better or worse, it was their move now.

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A Most Outlandish Occurrence ⁓ Chapter 2

A/N: Here is chapter 2 for you my lovelies!! Remember to leave me a review pleaseee! Also, Y/N has powers similar to Wanda. BHBbh This chapter did not come out very good.

Pairings: Steve Rogers x Reader, Wanda Maximoff x Vision

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“Y/N” Steve breathed out, staring at the stunning person who stood in front of him with a soft smile.

“Hi Stevie,” Y/N giggled, taking a few steps forward and rubbing Steve’s cheek affectionately with her/his/their hand. She/He/They leaned up to place a tender kiss on the super soldier’s lips. 

The pair pulled away and gazed into each other’s eyes. Tears started to pool in Steve’s eyes and Y/N hurriedly wiped them away with a worried expression on her/his/their face.

“Steve, what’s wrong?”

The blonde super soldier sniffled, “I don’t know… I was crying over something just now, but I can’t recall what”.

Y/N smiled, “I know what”. Her/His/Their husband looked at them inquiringly and she/he/they continued, “We’ve always talked about settling down in this big house my parents left me… and maybe you just can’t process that we’ve finally done it!”.

With this, a wide grin spread over Steve’s face and he nodded, “They’re happy tears! That’s right!”, he merrily exclaimed. He leaned in for another kiss with his wife/husband/partner eliciting a beautiful laugh from those soft lips.

“By the way dear, I still haven’t acknowledged the beautiful magic you worked to get all this in place.” Steve said, gesturing to all the furniture that was already in place. “Remember, if anyone asks, we used a moving company.” The man gently reminded his significant other.

“I know dear, don’t worry, nobody will ever find out our secret,” Y/N affirmed, a little ball of energy appearing in the palm of her/his/their hand, which was then used to lightly zap Steve.

“Ouch!” Steve blurted out, shooting Y/N a playful glare. The two of them both swear they heard light laughing, like the kind you would hear in a TV show or a sitcom. Yet, they both effectively ignored it.

“Off to work with you darling!” Y/N cheerfully said, pushing her/his/their partner lightly in the direction of the door. 

Steve chuckled and picked up his Captain America shield, beginning to walk out the door.

“Steve wait!” Y/N yelled, the man turned abruptly and looked at his partner. His spouse pointed at the shield in his hands, and the soldier looked down at it, realizing the issue. He snickered at his own stupidity and hurriedly exchanged the shield for his work bag.

Before leaving, the blonde soldier pecked the cheek of his husband/wife/spouse. “Have a good day dear!” he said, before finally walking out for his first day at his new job.

Agnes is going to be the death of me. 

Wanda thought, as her chatty new neighbor continued to talk about the article she had read in her magazine. She really did appreciate all the help Agnes was offering to help her plan for her and Vision’s anniversary, but she would honestly rather be with someone else… Agnes was way too nosy for her liking.

The doorbell suddenly rang just as Agnes started talking about seduction techniques, and Wanda was glad for it. She opened the door to see a  rather good-looking young man/woman/person standing at her door. 

“Y/N! Hello!” Wanda brightly announced, she almost reached out to hug the person before her but stopped herself.

The woman/man/person looked confused, but maintained a smile. “Hello! You must be new…” she/he/they hesitated but continued, “How did you know my name?”.

Wanda’s smile faltered slightly, and she turned to see Agnes watching the exchange with interest. She had to think of something quick. She gave a light chuckle, “The estate agent told me your name, and that you’re new to town too, you moved in right there!” The woman lied smoothly, pointing at the house opposite her own. “I’m Wanda by the way” she greeted, holding out her hand for her neighbor to shake.

The answer seemed to satisfy both Y/N and Agnes, and Wanda was relieved, she invited the newcomer in whilst silently praising herself for her quick thinking.

“Hello there!” Agnes greeted, shifting on the couch so that Y/N could sit. “I was just about to pop by your house, but got a bit distracted with this gal right here” she laughed, lightly smacking Wanda’s shoulder as she sat down.

Y/N gave the lady a polite smile, “That’s okay! Dottie dropped by my place, she welcomed me to town and just left, so I thought to come over and introduce myself”.

“Well, I’m glad you’re here,” Wanda said honestly, “It’s my wedding anniversary tonight, and Agnes and I were just planning for that!”.

“Oh, that’s lovely! I wasn’t aware you were married”, Y/N stated, earning a hum from Agnes.

“They don’t have wedding rings” she commented.

Wanda paused, before chortling softly, “Of course we do! I just… choose not to wear it, the ring is very delicate you see, not good for household chores”.

Agnes and Y/N nodded and Wanda once more commended herself on her second save.

“Are you married dear?” The nosy neighbor pried, clearly directing her question at Y/N, who nodded. 

“I am! To the most wonderful man, his name is Steve”, she/he/they expressed.

Agnes snorted, “Wonderful huh? I wish I could say the same for my husband Ralph”, she then proceeded to cackle loudly, her laughter eliciting giggles from both her companions.

Y/N looked between the two women, smiling at the thought of the already blossoming friendship. Her/His/Their life was great. She/He/They had a perfect husband, a beautiful home, and very soon, amazing friends to complete it all.

Yes, this seemed just right.

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Just a Glimmer (5/?)

Summary: The reader is an enhanced individual, gifted with the ability to teleport herself. Newly recruited to the Avengers initiative, she’s given her first assignment: find Bucky Barnes. This series begins in 2015, before the events of CA: CW, and will end following the events of Avengers: Endgame. (The timeline might get a bit non-canonical later on, but it will follow pretty dang closely with the MCU timeline.)

Pairing: avengers x fem!reader, bucky barnes x reader

Author’s Note: I am once again asking you to ignore my typos as I post another late-night chapter, oops. (I have today and tomorrow off from work, so I’m trying to catch up on as much writing as I can before things get a little wild later this week.) I have to say that I struggle hard with writing action scenes, but I feel pretty happy with this chapter. As an added bonus, we get some Bucky POV at the end!! (cw: cursing)

Word Count: 5,872

The hallway is littered with the stilled bodies of JCTC agents, knocked out cold. You move past them quickly, trailing behind the two men as you struggle to keep even footing in the unlit facility.

As you round the corner, you just barely make out another body lying in the darkness. There’s movement.

“Help me…,” he cries out feebly. “Help.”

Instantly, you recognize his voice as that of the interviewer. You roll your eyes at his theatrics, thinking he could have at least considered acting lessons before attempting to pull all of this off.

“Get. Up,” Steve orders, grabbing him roughly by the material of his shirt. “Who are you? What do you want?”

Your breath hitches in your throat as he says simply, “To see an empire fall.”

You’d been so caught up in watching the interaction between Steve and the man that you nearly scream as a fist connects with the wall beside you, Sam barely dodging the blow. Eyes adjusting to the darkness, you make out Bucky’s tall form, metal arm pulling back from the hole it’s made in the plaster, standing just inches away from you.

Transporting yourself atop his shoulders in microseconds, you tighten your thighs around his neck, interlocking your ankles to keep yourself steady.

“Bucky!” you scream out at him. “Stop!”

Bucky grips at your thigh roughly with his flesh hand, reaching up to pull you by the hair with his metal arm. Taking you by your ponytail, he lifts you off his shoulders with ease, slamming you into the wall he’s just punched a hole through. The air evacuates your lungs on impact.

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Rumour Has It - part 6

Characters: George Weasley x reader

Summary: George finally comes face to face with the whole truth, but how will you both come out of this conversation?

Word Count: 2748 words

Prompt: Fake Dating

A/N: This is the final part of this series and I have really loved sharing this with you all. A MASSIVE thank you to the amazingly brilliant @none-of-ur-frackin-business  @thisismysecrethappyplace and @mayday1284​ for being the best beta team a girl could wish for.

Bill stood and surveyed his accomplishments. The flat was tidy, he’d even managed to find some fresh linen scented candles to combat the musty smell, his brother was showered and dressed, even if he still looked kinda like a broken homeless person who hadn’t slept for a decade. Today was the day, and he prayed that George would find closure one way or another.

THEY’RE TOGETHER! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I’M SO HAPPY I COULD DIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Alsldjfbdjfkfksbdjglgnrbsgaufovndbskxmdb

Told you I would fix it. Honestly, I wasn’t sure how I was gonna fix it when I started writing this part but I knew I needed to fix it.

Loved this!!

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bonniebird

The girl with the red crayon

Bucky Barnes x Young!OC

Summery: Bucky is hired by a young girl who wants to hire the Winter Soldier to assassinate her family to help save her. Bucky, with Sam’s help, takes a different approach.

“I hate this.” Bucky said to Steve. He leaned forward and frowned at Sam who was grinning, having just said the opposite to Steve. 

“It’s only another hour. We’re done after that. This was Tony’s idea to help us seem less intimidating.” Steve smiled as he glanced at Bucky who was glaring. A man had been approaching Bucky with a sharpie and a newspaper in his hands. As soon as he saw the look on Bucky’s face he hesitated and turned to the table Clint and Natasha were sitting behind.

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the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER Fanfic is live on ao3! hope this causes you all tremendous distress 😘

monthly subscribers can skip ahead to the next chapter

actual real things about this fic:

  • the Grinch is nonbinary & uses they/them pronouns
  • the Grinch is autistic
  • it takes place in the Jim Carrey movie universe, so the Grinch has two lesbian moms
  • (side note, in the movie it was implied the grinch was conceived at a swinger’s holiday party, but we don’t have to talk about that)
  • tony was a professional athlete who had a lucrative career appearing on cereal boxes
  • tony the tiger is divorced w/ kids
  • the Grinch is in therapy

I am sending this to all my friends gaud.

there are over 300 comments on the fic so far, and i’m reading all of them, and i have to say my favorite comments on the ones where people are sharing this with family and friends. sometimes out of spite, sometimes earnestly. 

thank you for spreading me around like the invasive fungus i so truly am

I submitted it to my english teacher (our assignment was to find a well written work to share on the internet)

…I am absolutely frothing at the mouth to know your teacher’s response please

this is it

this was beyond my wildest dreams actually much thanks

UPDATE:

i am having the BEST month

I’m dying I was not prepared for this

hey I just wanted to mention the fact that this was a catholic school. just in case this wasn’t wild enough already. the disciplinary officer was a fucking nun

i am now feral. i have gone feral. i am leaning a little pile of stick again a tree, soon i will nap beneath them, they will collapse on me during the next rainstorm

I’m sorry.  Getting a nun to read THE Tony the Tiger x Grinch Fanfic is the best thing ever.  This person wins at life.  Game over.  We have all lost to the person who got a nun to read that fic.

A NUN WAS FORCED TO READ MY CRACK FIC I AM A BROKEN BEING

I wish anything could provide me with as much joy as gaud experiences upon discovering that a nun read their crack fic. 

joy? JOY you say???? ma'am, this is HYSTERIA

Okay so I have grandparents that are like, Greek Christians which makes them very, very, conservative. Like every time I go over to their house with my parents I have to pretend I’m straight, (they know I’m a lesbian they just want me to pretend I’m not when I’m in their house) I can’t wear anything above my knee because it makes me look like a “slut” and I have to be super polite and not talk about anything controversial or anything. 

So I was at their house last week with my parents and they were having a go at my mum because she isn’t talking to my aunt, and just being really horrible. Anyway they asked me what I was reading on my phone, and I don’t remember what I was doing, but I said I was reading a fanfic, which is a novel written online by writers-in-training, and would you like me to read it to you? And they said, oh sure, dear, so I read them the whole first chapter of the grinch x tony fic, and when they I was finished I looked up at them both and they were just staring at me like I was crazy. It was the best.  and they said to my mum ‘‘what is god’s name was are you letting your daughter read?!” And my mum said, 

“oh, I don’t know, but the more you tell her not to get mixed up with things the more she’ll want to do it. Maybe you should calm down a bit.”

So they just awkwardly offered us some lunch and I pretended like everything was fine, and we went back to their house yesterday and they were actually a lot more opened and understanding and it’s all because of your freaking crack fic. Your freaking grinch x tony tiger fic has made my grandparents more accepting and open. 

This whole thread was a ride.

How is the world getting better and worse at the same time

I’m offering a magic item to my D&D group to anyone that reads this and writes me a 1pg book report on it.

Beautiful. This is beautiful

This post is a fucking rollercoaster that only goes up

oh but I am SO looking forward to it crashing back to Earth

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Rumour Has It - Part 4

Characters: George Weasley x reader

Summary: George takes you to a family gathering at The Burrow where it’s difficult for everyone to distinguish what’s real and what isn’t.

Word Count: 2494 words

Prompt: Fake Dating

A/N: As always a MASSIVE thank you to @thisismysecrethappyplace @none-of-ur-frackin-business and @mayday1284​ for being my amazing Beta squad. Enjoy the fluff because there’s pain coming up!

This was a big deal. You knew it was a huge deal for George, and that just made your nerves flutter around your stomach even more. So much could go wrong and the last thing you wanted to do was hurt this precious man who you had grown rather fond of. Pretending this was your first-time meeting Molly would be easy, you only hoped she was just as adept at deception.

Oh this was so sweet and adorable! The way George was a little jealous of how well she fit in was so cute and sweet. I love how Ginny was so blunt! I would have done the same. The way Y/N jumped right in with the kids was so sweet! And then my heart shattered there at the end! 😭

Hate to break it to you, but the next part is going to hurt.  I promise I will make it better in the final part though. Not sure how yet but I will.

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Rumour Has It - Part 2

Characters: George Weasley x reader

Summary: George Weasley was certainly not what you were expecting. That could make your job really easy, or incredibly difficult.

Word Count: 1348 words

Prompt: Fake Dating

A/N:  Huge thanks to my Beta team @thisismysecrethappyplace​​ @none-of-ur-frackin-business​​ and @mayday1284​​ who give me the best notes on this as we go along.

The light jingle of the bell above the door alerted the staff of Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes to yet another customer amongst the bustle of their day.  A friendly smile was thrown way by Jack, who stood behind the cash register ringing up someone’s order, but he was far too busy to offer anything more.  The figure meandered slowly through the store, perusing the merchandise before coming to a stop at one of the shelves, and that was where she stood for a good fifteen minutes, not that George had been paying close attention.

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To All the Wizards I’ve Loved Before

A little “To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before AU” nobody asked for…enjoy! (Should I continue with a part 2???)

You hated crushes. You were convinced they were evil, made to make you feel powerless…incredibly smitten for someone who you barely even knew. You wanted nothing to do with them, which wasn’t a problem since you kept to yourself most of the time, not willing to let anyone in for that exact evil. Besides, you didn’t need anyone else. You had your sisters with you. They were all you needed, nobody else. Because letting people in means getting yourself hurt. Always.

Besides, it’s easy not letting people in. Easier than you’d think. You stayed alone in your room a majority of the time. Occasionally, you’d step foot in the library, even the courtyard when you were feeling a little adventurous. So what if people thought you were weird? So what if they thought you were a freak? It didn’t matter. You shouldn’t care how people feel anyway…you don’t! You were happy by yourself.

Of course, until one idiot snuck his way into your life, totally without permission by the way. Enter Davey Carrington. Talented, wonderful, kind, and perfect in every way. He wasn’t the only one who saw you sitting by yourself at the back of the classroom, but he was the only one who made the effort to sit next to you. Sure it took a minute to warm up to him, but you became quick best friends, spending every minute of every day with each other. He made you feel wanted, which just made you want him more.

But like all crushes, for you, they never end well.   

Your oldest sister was always top of her class, prefect of your house. She was extroverted, beautiful, talented…so of course she attracted some phenomenal people. With Davey and her, it was love at first sight. All of a sudden, they were spending every night together, all their time. And you were alone again, with all this love and nowhere to put it.

That night, you grabbed a quill and paper, and began writing a letter. A letter to Davey, where you wrote everything you wish you’d said and every secret you wish you’d told. You confessed everything, sealed it tight, and locked it in a box, never to be seen or read by anyone.

After Davey, writing letters like these became a habit of yours. Every time you developed a crush, you’d write to them, and just lock it in a box with the others.

There were five letters in total: Newt Scamander, the mysterious beast boy, Noah from potions class, James who lived in the neighborhood, Tom from the first day, and Davey, your sister’s boyfriend. Nobody else knows about them.

Thus, things continued in its natural order. Your sister continued to date Davey, and you continued to stick to yourself.

Until one day, everything changed.

You were making your way across the courtyard when you heard him.

“Y/N? Y/N L/N?” You almost didn’t recognize the voice from behind you, but then your heart swelled with a sense of realization. You stopped in your tracks, boots shuffling to a stop. You pivoted to face him.

“Yes?” you answered. Newt was looking at you. Or… at least he was trying to look at you. Instead, his gaze was slightly downcast. You furrowed your brows.

“Did you need something? I’m kind of on my way to class”

“Yes, this will be very quick. You see I’m flattered about what you…” he held up something that looked an awful lot like your letters in his hand, but there was no way it could actually be.

There was no way…no way…

Oh my god. 

“…about what you wrote about me in this letter. Truly, but I just-”

“Oh my god!” You interrupted, practically running over to Newt and snatching the letter out of his hands.

Where did you get this?” Your voice was laced in agony and desperation.

Newt looked taken aback, mouth agape as if trying to find the words to say.

“It…it was addressed to me, did you not send this?”

“No!” you wailed, bringing your hands to cover your face in embarrassment. You couldn’t even imagine how red it must be now.

“Oh my god I can’t believe they got out…ok, listen.” You attempted to compose yourself, even though you wanted nothing more than to spontaneously combust on the spot.

“This-” you waved the letter in the air, gripping it even tighter.

“-was written a long long time ago. I don’t feel that way about you Newt, not anymore…I have absolutely no idea how it even got to you in the first place.” your voice dripped with shame, turning your head away so you didn’t have to look that the boy’s wide eyes.

Which, of course, was another mistake.

Of course, Davey Carrington himself was walking toward you, getting closer with every panicked thought that crossed your mind.

“Oh you’ve got to be kidding me”

Which meant you had to do something. Quick.

Without even thinking, (and you were definitely not thinking), you hurl yourself at Newt.

You close the distance between you two, dramatically sending you to the floor, your lips locked in a forced kiss. Newt was, to be expected, completely stunned. He lay completely frozen on the floor while you continued to kiss him.

Then, what felt like an eternity later, you pulled your face off the poor boy, and looked back to see the spot where Davey was standing completely empty. You sighed in relief and rolled off of Newt with a thud, breathing for the first time since you saw the letter.

“I…” You heard Newt start. Then, the weight in your chest was back.

“Oh my god” you must’ve said for the third time, shutting your eyes. “I can’t believe I just did that…I am so sorry” You quickly stood up, gathering your things that had fallen on the ground after attacking the Hufflepuff boy, and bolted.

“Y/N wait!” He shouted behind you, but it was too late. You were already inside, around the corner, and as far down the hallway as your feet could carry you.

When you felt like you were far enough from the scene, you turned a corner and collapsed onto the ground, keeping yourself from launching into a full blown panic attack.

What happened? Who found your letters? Why did you just assault Newt Scamander?

And what is going on?!

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Thanks for reading! Should I continue with this AU???

Love this! And I think I have second hand embarrassment😂

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Drawn to You [Katsuki Bakugo]

[TWO]

Pairing: Katsuki Bakugo x Reader

Word Count: 2863

Warnings: Cursing

A/N: Lmfao, I feel like a copped out a lil on the ending, but let me know what you think! “Oh, shit,” you groaned, your voice growing louder as you ran down the hallways of the Heights Alliance. “Oh shit. OH SHIT. FUCK. EVERY BODY MOVE!”

You shoved passed your fellows as they came out of their rooms to investigate. Your eyes straining to catch flashes of white as they zipped down halls. You were going to be in so much trouble. Honestly, your quirk was more trouble than it was worth sometimes.

“Catch that Bakugo!” you shouted at Mina, who stood quite confused at the far end of the hall.

Her eyes were wide as she watched you run towards her. “What the hell was that?”

“I…” you started, panting as you skidded to a halt beside her. You pointed aimlessly down the hall. “Doodle… asleep…quirk…Bakugo…kill me…”

This is so good and the funniest thing I’ve ever read, it had me ROLLING😂!

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Stark’s Girl

Steve Rogers x Stark!reader
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Summary: Tony Stark is a good man. He has lost his entire family yet lives his life devoting himself to helping others. Steve Rogers never knew the secret that Tony has kept since his parents death long ago, but it finally comes out, and everything makes a little more sense. Things change for the billionaire, playboy, philanthropist when someone he thought long gone, has been alive this entire time. And Steve has to learn how to keep his secret from everyone around him, without hurting those he cares the most about.

part one : “two peas in a pod”

part two : “she loves the wind in her hair”

part three : “i’ll remind you of that everyday”

part four : “i’ve got time”

part five : “you’re my family”

part six : “the truth about paris”

part seven : “together”

part eight : “you’ll be the death of me, stark”

part nine : “don’t ask me to pick a side”

part ten : “that’s my girl”

part eleven : “you thought wrong”

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**sorry for tagging y’all in the wrong thing I apparently can’t read lmaoo

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fire on fire | part two

pairing: fred weasley x fem!reader

series summary: fred weasley is determined to find his place in the order and so grudgingly accepts the first job they hand him, protecting Y/N Y/L/N. in this part, fred gets protective, attends bill and fleurs wedding and Y/N gets injured.

notes: this part is a bit different as there is a mixture of fred and ‘Y/N’s’ perspectives but i hope you all enjoy <3

warnings: mentions of blood & mentions of food.

The floorboards creaked under your weight as you made your way, inch by inch down the hallway. It was dark and you’d already stopped, almost letting out a loud curse when you stubbed your toe.

There was only so much of fancy hotel rooms you could take, they were suffocating. You used to spend so much time outside, enjoying the fresh air but for the past week you’d been stuck inside, feeling the heat of the sun through a pane of glass.

Fred had been sent on another job and his replacement was a grumpy old woman who sat by the door day and night and refused to accompany you anywhere. It made you grateful to have Fred instead and you’d been counting down the days until he would be back, not that you’d admit it.

However, that didn’t mean you’d just sit back and be patient. You had to get out of the hotel, even if that was at two in the morning. A strip of moonlight shone in the windows and illuminated the empty seat the woman usually sat in, causing you to let out a sigh of relief. You hurried towards the door, no longer caring about being noisy.

“Where are you off to?” The voice made you jump, just as your fingers closed around the door handle. You turned in fright but a smile graced your lips when you saw the man sitting on the couch, brown eyes watching you carefully. “You’re back.”

Hi love thissssss oh my goddd

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