I've been working on this art for a long time, really like the result.

LOVE THIS

Steven Universe - Art Nouveau Series by Alexa Rockman

@galaxywarp

HOLY MOLY, THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL

He totally would

Don' even think about it.

*(quietly boops from behind on the shoulder)*

Ok guys, are you all ready for my big Brain theory???

Ok so for starters, let's assume that the clone X is in fact Tech, because I genuinely believe it's him.

For some reason, unlike Crosshair, Tech was successfully brainwashed by the Empire and we know that whatever they do to the clones make them completely different from who they were before.

So with that in mind let's speculate that at some future episode the Batch will confront this clone X again and find out it's Tech, they will try to appeal to him to come back but nothing works.

Buuut... We know Asajj is gonna appear at some point

She is one of the last Witches of Dathomir, and you know what the witches can do???

They can use magic to do all sort of stuff, from brainwashing someone like Savage, or...

...Healing someone's mind like Talzin did with Maul.

SO, what if the Batch, after meeting Asajj, asks for her help to fix Tech's mind, making him remember/snap out of it?

GIRL

BRUH.

Moana is is the reverse of the Little Mermaid

Little mermaid: man sings a song about eating a crab. Moana: crab sings a song about eating a man.

Little Mermaid: Sings about enjoying life with different people and wanting to join them.

Moana: Sings about enjoying life with her people and staying put.

Little Mermaid: Sings about getting out of the sea.

Moana: Sings about getting into the sea.

Little Mermaid: Is destined to rule her own kingdom… but takes herself far away.

Moana: Is destined to rule her own kingdom… but takes her kingdom far away.

Little Mermaid: Sings on a rock.

Moana: The Rock sings to her.

reblogging for “The Rock Sings to Her”

the Fun Gang visits the Willy Wonka Experience ™️

friendly reminder that when Sidious / Palpatine hired Cad Bane to do what is ostensibly the most ambitious job in his career, he just started listing the specs for his dream ship completely unprompted

"M'also gon' need dis very high 'end sex swing. W' de footrest. An' a double basket air fryer."

funnily enough the ship Cad asked for was a Rogue-class Porax-38 Starfighter with "elite weaponry and a cloaking device"

dude wanted the space equivalent of a nice sports car despite it being just about the MOST inconveniencing ship for a bounty hunter (cramped cockpit, zero cargo space)

why? i don't know.

The heart wants what the heart wants

He loved Xanadu so much he wanted to become Xanadu

Oh hey look an abomination

It's not just an abomination. IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A HAT!

Money, Sleep and Drunk. Real funny. I don't drink, even if most of the cantinas I visit wouldn't bother stopping me. Money and sleep though? I could go for them. It's not easy handling a syndicate where the only thing stopping everyone from killing each other is a love of credits.

Don’t drink ‘cause Aurra won’t let ye’.

Sleep when yer dead. Figurin’ soon.

Tried this again, and I got "Asleep", "Flowers", and "Chocolates".... Second time's the charm, I guess! XD

Wave harder, Tech!

Wave harder, Tech!!!! XD

*Stares at the words "alone," "money," and "drunk."*

Sounds about right.

First words I found were "money", "drowned", and "drunk."

... Man, and I thought last year's Valentine's Day was bad! 😂😂😂

Maybe de reason I'm alone is 'cause I drowned ye' fer de creds'.

... Welp, guess you should've thought about that, huh? 🤣😜

*Stares at the words "alone," "money," and "drunk."*

Sounds about right.

First words I found were "money", "drowned", and "drunk."

... Man, and I thought last year's Valentine's Day was bad! 😂😂😂

Just a reminder for karaoke night. We will not allow everyone to pick the same song over and over. If you wish to sing the same holomusical song, then either sing it together or skip it completely.

We don't want a repeat of last month.

Must we engage in such ridiculous frivolity?

It's simply morale-building, sire. However if they continue to butcher the same songs over and over... Well I shall not be held responsible. Hence the reminder.

The sacrifices one must make for loyalty...

What do ye' mean butcher? Happen te have a lovely singin' voice.

Dis es true! I caaan confirm. Bane sounds purely angelic!

…after de fifth drink.

*Growls* No one asked ye'.

@you-have-heard-of-me Do you have a story about that, good sir? 😏

Oooohhh Hello there, Bounty Hunter. Can I help you? <3 Very nice drawing. The pose is just <3

"Well, well... hello there, little lady." <3

Well, then. 😂😂😂

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

I love fanfic so so so much.

Canon: Am I joke to you?

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

I am so gonna do a narration of this blog because of how gosh darn RELATABLE it is. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

★｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ Partners In Crime Official Dub ☆ﾟ･:*:･｡★

(I'm sure quite a few of you would have already seen it up; it has been on YouTube for a couple of weeks now! But if you haven't seen it yet, please give it a watch and support the incredible @the-real-phoenix-prime!!!)

But yes - since Chapter 2 is done, we're able to watch it the whole way through with sound effects, voice lines and transitions!!! I'm so impressed by Phoenix's hard work in this video, I could honestly watch it a thousand times over and still be trembling with excitement!!! It truly is something insanely special to see your own work be brought to life like this. So once again, a huuuuge THANK YOU to Phoenix Prime for dubbing Partners In Crime!!! <333

In Chapter 1 it was only Spinel and Steven who were brought to life... but in Chapter 2, not only do we have Spinel and Steven back, but we also have Gingersnap, Snickerdoodle, Condor Agate and 83!!! I can't wait to collaborate again in the future for the next chapters ^w^

PLEASE SUPPORT PHOENIX PRIME ON YOUTUBE AND ENJOY THE DUB OF CHAPTER 2!!! ☆｡･:*:･ﾟ★ﾟ

Such an honor and a privilege to dub this series!! Like many others, I look forward to seeing what comes next - and I'm so PROUD of your amazing work!!!

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

(Source)

I always need this on my blog.

I can’t be laughing this hard in the morning. 

Yes

I'M DYING

I MUST DO A VOICEOVER FOR THIS