someone needs to wife me up

#me at everything

(left to right) Kevin Littlesea, Connie Black-Littlesea, Nora Black, and Billy Black at Saleh al Lago for their semi-annual sibling reunion.

- taken by Emmie Black in October 1986, Seattle, Washington

(the album)

new moon au in which bella immediately tells her friends about edward abandoning her in the woods and jessica and angela are immediately oh we’re gonna throw a party at their house

and every young person in forks and la push is like

they drink like its the end of the world. someone breaks the pool table. someone takes a shit on carlisle’s computer.

— And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.

‘team edward/team jacob’ was a false choice manufactured by The Capitalist Elites™ to distract us from the ongoing class warfare in america in this essay i will

carlisle cullen when he sees a dying teenager and one of his kids is single

wolfpack? i sure hope he does

Christian Serratos as Angela Weber in Twilight (2008)

The Cast of Twilight is Photographed by Vanity Fair, 2008

Alice Cullen really let all the New Moon drama happen just so she would scam that yellow Porsche from Edward, a legend

Paul:*calling leah* hypothetically, if I was in jail would you bail me out?

Leah: If you have to use hypothetically Paul, it sounds more like your reality. What did you do?

Paul: Okay you got me! I need bail for $200 because apparently parents get mad when you kick dirt back at their child kicking dirt at you!

I’m sorry but the eclipse (2010) proposal scene is way better, like a million times better, than the proposal scene stephenie wrote. Like. In the book it’s so stale — it feels like Edward tricking Bella into marriage. BUT, the movie scene w the sia song and that beautiful ring and the whole thing w Edward explaining about how he’d steal a kiss only after he’d asked for her father’s blessing and then Bella breathlessly saying “yes.”

Movie Bella was actually happy about getting married, at least more than book Bella was.

OH and the whole build up of the song and Edward picking Bella up and spinning her around. Like YES WE STAN

may I add Edward’s little nervous gulp 

AND HIS SMILE WHEN SHE SAYS YES??? GOD YES 

My favorite thing about Twilight (2008) is that all the extras at Forks High School are always the same in every scene and it feels like a real school

This is my funeral fit. Pls respect my wishes

did u think we forgot stephanie? u better not be writing that jacob and resume book