“aren’t you tired of being nice” no!!!! i’m tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!!

marcy pierced his ears!!

Moschino Fall 2020 Runway Details

walks around the grocery store. in a homosexual manner.

Limp wrist contemplating deli meat; wrist falls even more limp when I realize what I want isnt on sale. Hip weight shift, time to reconsider. Deep sigh.

A school of fish following a duck

I’m not over this review of a self groomer for a three legged cat. Look at him. He hasn’t been able scratch his left side by himself since he lost his leg but now he can and he is living life the fullest. That is the face of a cat who has finally scratched an itch.

The Timeless Trilogy

im happy they worked it out

I need updates on this 

are they still bffs?

this video has disrupted my every waking thought for the past three days

my favorite transcriptions of his yodel

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

(via)

they’re? just? sitting there ???

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

“What Fear Said” 

Written by Steven “Shaggy” Shanahan and illustrated by Katie Shanahan for the Valor Comic Anthology 

(You can get this excellent 300+ pg anthology ebook for $5 here)

God bless this stupid dub

As it turns out, he sounded that way in the original as well, the dub just decided “Yes, let’s just keep this.”

Five Nights At Freddy’s

that poor gay skeleton

The “Jesus Christ!’ took me out.

He’s being cleaned, not just pet, but judging by that big contented rumble you can hear, he’s quite enjoying it!

When you’re a prehistoric dinosaur and it’s scritches time