Inspired by various tumblr posts.

Humans quickly get a reputation among the interplanetary alliance and the reputation is this: when going somewhere dangerous, take a human.

Humans are tough. Humans can last days without food. Humans heal so fast they pierce holes in themselves or inject ink for fun. Humans will walk for days on broken bones in order to make it to safety. Humans will literally cut off bits of themselves if trapped by a disaster.

You would be amazed what humans will do to survive. Or to ensure the survival of others they feel responsible for.

That’s the other thing. Humans pack-bond, and they spill their pack-bonding instincts everywhere. Sure it’s weird when they talk sympathetically to broken spaceships or try to pet every lifeform that scans as non-toxic. It’s even a little weird that just existing in the same place as them for long enough seems to make them care about you. But if you’re hurt, if you’re trapped, if you need someone to fetch help?

You really want a human.

Inspired by various tumblr posts.

Humans quickly get a reputation among the interplanetry alliance and the reputation is this: when going somewhere dangerous, take a human.

Humans are tough. Humans can last days without food. Humans heal so fast they pierce holes in themselves or inject ink for fun. Humans will walk for days on broken bones in order to make it to safety. Humans will literally cut off bits of themselves if trapped by a disaster.

You would be amazed what humans will do to survive. Or to ensure the survival of others they feel responsible for.

That’s the other thing. Humans pack-bond, and they spill their pack-bonding instincts everywhere. Sure it’s weird when they talk sympathetically to broken spaceships or try to pet every lifeform that scans as non-toxic. It’s even a little weird that just existing in the same place as them for long enough seems to make them care about you. But if you’re hurt, if you’re trapped, if you need someone to fetch help?

You really want a human.

Humans also get a reputation for being pants-shittingly insane:

Humans want to go everywhere, you see that black hole? They’re trying to go in that to ‘explore’

Humans jump out of flying vehicles at heights that would most certainly kill them with only a piece of cloth strapped to them to save them, they do this for FUN

Conversely humans, a species that cannot survive without air, plunge themselves into the depths of their planet’s horrifying oceans until their bodies can’t take the pressure then they created vehicles to go further

Humanity didn’t wait to develop a sensible propulsion system to escape their planet’s atmosphere they strapped a metal tube to bombs and shot themselves out into the vacuum of space

If a human says something will ‘be fun’ assume that it’s probably life threatening

Hel: How did you get here? Hermodr: I rode your half brother for nine nights, awww yeah Hel: *blinks* Hermodr: *clears throat* anyway… uh.. so about Baldr…

he is so completely fucked and refuses to realize it lmfao

The FTC gonna fine him billions of dollars holy fucking shit. They could shut the fucking company down. You don't fuck with the FTC.

Likes to charge reblogs to cast.

You don’t want to be a leaky tiki, do you?

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Monday Sept 28th, 8pm EST

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Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.

App powered car? 🤦‍♀️

I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.

WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET

Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.

please please please do not buy into the Internet of Things. Digital displays for appliances are one thing, but you shouldn’t need the fucking internet to do your laundry or use the fridge.

Some MORE incredibly rude ravens

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@shroudwayman @auropenumbra

losing my mind over this

Caring for each other and protecting each other is almost as old as our species. This is selflessness, this is civilization, this is Philia. Be caring and protect others where you can, when you can, and how you can. 

-FemaleWarrior 

Recreated Sections of Hadrian's Wall and Vindolanda Roman Fort, Vindolanda Roman Fort, Hadrian's Wall, Northumberland.

hiking the entire length of Hadrian’s Wall is right at the top of my personal bucket list and this post just added several more exclamation marks and underlines to an item that is already first on the list

it’s not overreacting to want to be treated with respect

Shepard! Want a drink?

Y’shtola: I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. Alisaie: What? Y’shtola: You are ten times smarter than any boy you meet. Alisaie: You said it was a secret.

"Greg got a lemonade."

"GONDOR CALLS FOR AIDE?!"

The real tiger king

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