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The relationship between a girl and the random shit on her bedside table

Sorry I liked your post 37 seconds after you posted it. I am both incredibly online and have a crush on you.

???

She absolutely thought that was gonna be some kind of sick fucking burn but it was not

If I had a nickel for every time a prominent right-wing media figure tried to pull a sick burn on twitter and in doing so, inadvertently implied that they want to have sex with one of their biological parents I would have two nickels

reblog to give ur mutuals a soft lil kissy on the head

Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

"i like having you around" is one of the loveliest things someone can say

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

Oh my god

it’s been ten years, but it’s still shitscram season

*me eating something that I know will make my tummy hurt* i don't really care if this makes my tummy hurt

*a few hours later when my tummy hurts* oh... the quencies ...

Nobody:

Mfs when they put an egg in their instant ramen:

tiana from princess and the frog inspired by this antique

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PHOTO HE LOOKS PISSED

getting better but also becoming worse. u wouldn't get it

dashboard in the morning simulator

mutual 1: i need to quit my job

mutual 2: i need to quit my job

mutual 3: i need to quit my job

mutual 4: i need to quit my job

mutual 5: i need to quit my job

mutual 6: i need to quit my job

mutual 7: i need to quit my job

mutual 8: i need to quit my job

"let people be wrong about you" is such good advice that i am unfortunately physically incapable of following. if i am incorrectly perceived by anyone i will simply start ripping things with my teeth

the tags on this post do not disappoint