your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On
remember to leave out some ice water in honor of Ben tonight you guys make sure to leave blankets under the tree
The most beloved character on turn is the "dogs mine tho" guy actually
every episode of TURN is like:
- Ben’s angry and flustered about something
- Abe’s driving the tension to uncomfortable levels
- Rob does something at the last second to remind us he’s in the show
- Anna’s going through something unnecessary and exhausting
- Abigail’s one of the only people who actually know what theyre doing
- Caleb’s providing 80% of the show’s warmth
- Sprout might say something mildly unsettling
- Simcoe’s definitely up to something
- Mary and Peggy and Anna are all doing too much for some guy
- Akinbode and Selah are having personal journeys offscreen
- Hewlett’s starring in a movie and we’re only seeing the highlights
au where when John gets through telling Peggy to go seduce Arnold for information Peggy just grabs two pieces of bread and holds them to either side of John’s face and asks what he is
i still think a hocus pocus au would be hilarious like imagine they haven’t been told anything about any special candle and calebs been using this candle all week with no issue but then ben lights the candle and bang! these freakin, witches appear and there’s a cat and ben and anna are both irate about the witch thing and it’s sheer chaos and then on like the second to last sentence or whatever they’re finally told why the witches appeared when specifically ben lit the candle and so the last sentence is caleb gearing up to absolutely roast benjamin only for anna to tiredly beat him to it and
Ngl i want to see Caleb teaching his friends how to throw axes and/or knives like he does. Just bc it's a valuable skill for survival and also for looking badass.
- Ben kinda sucks at it. Like in an actual life or death situation if his only option was to throw something sharp at somebody he could probably get the job done but it just makes him look like a librarian with anger management issues and he's better off with a sword or gun for looking badass.
- Abe also kinda sucks at it but is more likely to go for throwing sharp things at people outside of it being a last resort. He generally needs more than one throw to hit the target and would honestly rather stealth directly into backstabbing range
- Townsend acts disinterested in learning to throw sharp objects but practices independently and actually gets very proficient at throwing little knives he'll kill you
- Anna is most eager and has already hit Been with a ladle from clear across camp (only small exaggeration) before so it isn't long before she's not only throwing sharp objects but also looking highly badass while doing it, though the general consensus is that the ladle is scarier by far.
- Mary is a little too enthusiastic and Caleb is almost certain she imagines specific targets when practicing.
- Sprout is baby years old nobody's allowed to teach him weapons what's wrong with you
Getting Ben's Attention
spot the difference
(discussing a serious mission with Washington)