A Mythic Bitch.

Do not FUCKING TALK TO ME

hey ladies just wanted to remind u that as much as stupid nerds act otherwise, u are not obligated to learn everything about a male superhero u like just to be considered a real fan. hell even if u only like captain america bc he’s sexy that’s perfectly fine. u dont need to read every comic ever to get permission to like a character. just have fun y’all dont let men tell u shit about how to enjoy things

The other day I called Barnes and Noble to ask if they had something in stock and the lady on the phone said “Ma’am I don’t know what an avenger is” and I’ve decided to use it as my default response for when nerd bois try to question my fandom so y’all are fully welcome to use it too

does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

me: i’m gonna be productive today! gonna do shit!!! here i go!!!!!!!!

me, 4 hours later:

@cblgblog @thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I’m living

It’s like the direct opposite of this

enemies

he looks like he’s experiencing whip cream 

What?

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

Don t forget this added gem!

LET THIS SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE

solidarity

i’m no cinnamon tographer but this was gay

confused about my sexuality cause jk rowling hasn’t told me what it is yet

I’ve never identified with something more than this

It’s gonna be the Duolingo bird too