Queer exmos

Everyone shut the fuck up this is the best tag on this post

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

What did I watch

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

cant beleive it. donasairs.

I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post

hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS

somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol’ Zachary Zoetrope

PSA for everyone who doesn’t know, explained simply

this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it’s because of HOW streaming sites use your computer’s hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren’t the SAME thing. so they can’t talk together.

you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for “hardware acceleration”, and turning that off.

This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND

type this in the toolbar to find this setting in firefox: about:preferences#searchResults

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

by talos this can’t be happening

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

Here’s the post they’re referring to for context

Oh. Skyrim husband.

oh god

Oh Talos

I love seeing it when people find this out. I fucking love it.

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

caincore

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

i like this frame

in the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed are kings

never not thinking about giant cisterns. THATS immanentizing the eschaton. when we get to heaven and its a bunch of giant wet concrete tunnels with vast columns holding up the ceiling, then you will see…

you know about the tokyo storm drains, yeah?

yeah that’s what inspired this post :)

im very exited to go here when i die :)

basilica cistern in istanbul

the famous “lake” that Gaston Leroux wrote about beneath the Palais Garnier is not a lake at all, but actually a cistern.

and what’s more, you can explore the “lake” in Google Street View here.

𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚝Ｉᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇɴᴀɪꜱꜱᴀɴᴄᴇ (1989 - 1999)

Spot on 😆

Supercorp bicep meme, sketchier than usual but it was fun