gale hawthorne apologist

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀

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For girls who are so uninteresting 💛

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

loml, the libby app

they are on a date

yeah we dropped you boyfriend in the stardew valley soup. yeah sorry, we needed something for the potluck. the governor liked it tho, if that’s any consolation

fixating on games is like “oh boy! i haven’t played this in months!” and then you end up playing 60+ hours and never touch it again until the cycle starts up again

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hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

oh god ! someone spilled vanilla extract all over the children’s hospital!!!

i cant stop laughing about this website

6 years since i made this post and pointerpointer.com is still probably the best website i can think of

finnpoe commission for @tuatarasa!

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