I love watching Destiel hellers bargain over the years
Season 5: Destihellers - Fire Jared and turn Supernatural into the Dean and Cas show. Make Destiel canon, totally change the show for us do it now!
*Sam saves the world and Supernatural continues to be about Sam n Dean*
Season 6: Destihellers - Oh wait, we actually love Sam so don’t fire Jared but instead make Sam the Destiel cheerleader in the Dean and Cas show!
*Cas does most of his shit off screen, meanwhile Dean temporarily dies to get his Sammy back*
Season 7: Destihellers - Dean needs to go crazy with grief and sell his own soul to bring back Cas!”
*Dean never grieves and never mentions Cas again, meanwhile he’s totally focus on on Sam while grieving over Bobby’s death.*
Season 8: Destihellers - okay fine, Supernatural is about Dean AND Sam, but it doesn’t mean Dean can’t also love Cas equally as he loves Sam.
*Dean puts nothing before Sam before accidentally marrying Sam in a church*
Season 9: Destihellers - Look, the brodependecy thing is toxic, the boys need friends outside of eachother. Dean needs to be with Cas more to have a healthier outlook.
*Dean kicks a human Cas out into the streets without care, money, protection, or shelter*
Season 10: Destihellers - Come on if you make Destiel canon NOTHING on the show has to change!
*Cas has separate story lines and Dean and Cas grow increasingly irrelevant from eachother*
Season 11: Destihellers - I don’t want Destiel to be canon anymore, I just want Dean to be nice to Cas again.
*Dean tells Cas he’s like a brother to them and their best friend*
Destiehellers - How dare Dean no-homo friendzoned Cas!!!
Season 12: Destihellers - Destiel is gonna be canon this season I can feel it..
*Cas betrays the WInchesters and chooses the Devil’s fetus over them and then dies because reason*
Season 13: Destihellers - Brodependency is gonna be broken this season I can feel it. Dean will say “I love you” to Cas when he comes back and then they’ll be Jack’s two dads.
*Sam is the father figure to Jack who tells Sam “I love you” while Dean obsessed over how to keep Sammy alive*
Season 14: Destihellers - “Turning point!”
*Dean tells Cas “you’re dead to me”, blames Cas for Jack’s murder of Mary.*
Season 15: Destiehellers - The penultimate episode was Bribo centric so they’ll make the finale a Destiel episode because it’s not a marketing genius feat to have two Bibro episodes in the row.
Dean to Sam: It’s always been you and me. I’m not leaving you. I love you so much, my baby brother” *forehead tap of deep familial love*
Destihellers - THEY FUCKING CANONIZIED INCEST THOSE BASTARDS!!!
Post-season 15: Destiehellers - soooooo to prove we haven’t hated on Sam for the past 12 years, we’re going to marry Sam to the female he has the least chemistry with in the most non-consenual relationship he ever had.
SPN fandom: Destiel DNI