Shadowhunters + merriam-webster definitions (8/?)

• “And I am here for the food.“
• “If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour. Yuck!“
• “What an employer he was. As hard and ruthless as a rose petal.“
• “My speech! Here’s my Christmas speech. Ahem. “Thank you all, and Merry Christmas.”
• “There are two things in this life I hate: heights, and jumping from them.“
• “I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose!”
• “Oh wait a second… I forgot my jellybeans.”
• “Mother always taught me: “Never eat singing food.““
• “Because a little thing can effect them. A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat. You may be a bit of undigested beef, a blob of mustard, a crumb of cheese. Yes. There’s more gravy than of grave about you.“
• “How would the bookkeeping staff like to be suddenly… UNEMPLOYED?“
• “HEAT WAVE. This is my island in the sun…“
• “Boy, that’s scary stuff! Should we be worried about the kids in the audience?“
• “Nah, it’s all right. This is culture!“
• “Hey, I’m being stolen! Hey, help me! Help me!“
• “It’s good to be doing anything again.“
• “It’s good to be heckling again.“
• “Charles Dickens was a 19th Century novelist! A genius!“
• “Why should I believe you?”
• “Well, because I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand!“
• “All right! Um, there’s a little mole on my thumb, and um, a scar on my wrist from when I fell off my bike…“
• “Why are you whispering?“
• “It’s for dramatic emphasis.“
• “Light the lamp, not the rat. Light the lamp! Not the rat!“
• “Be careful or you may regret the choice you make someday.”
• “It was like a fairytale we’d live out“
• “There’s nothing in nature that freezes your heart like years of bein’ alone.”
• “If they gave a prize for bein’ mean, the winner would be him.”
• “Old Scrooge he loves his money ‘cause he thinks it gives him power.”
• “The undisputed master of the underhanded deed.”
• “Don’t ask him for a favor cause his nastiness increases.”

• you’re adorable, you know that?”
• “star-gazing was such a great idea.”
• “you have know idea how much you mean to me.”
• “i shouldn’t have left you.”
• “let’s build a fort!”
• “don’t leave me! you’re too warm.”
• “i don’t like lightning.”
• “i’m here for you.”
• “the carnival’s in town!”
• ”you smell nice..”
• “don’t you dare leave me, not now.”
• “talk to me.”
• “i thought you loved me. i guess i was wrong.”
• “i thought i loved you and i guess i was wrong.”
• “so, slow and loving, or hard and punishing?”
• “you’re dead to me.”
• “i just want you to know that i’ll never stop loving you.”
• “i fucked up, alright? i’m sorry.”
• “we should try adding a third person.”
• “you’re hair is really soft after you wash it..”
• “you’ve been hiding something from me, haven’t you?”
• “would it be alright if i borrowed your sweater? it smells like you..”
• “you’re my new pillow.”
• “how about a kiss?”
• “don’t get up, i’ll do it.”
• “stop lying to me and tell me the truth!”
• “how could you keep this from me?”
• “your bedhead it really cute.”
• “you belong to me.”
• “i think you’ll be happy to know that i’m not wearing any underwear..”
• “you look beautiful in the moonlight.”
• “you are very endearing when you’re half asleep.”
• “it’s beautiful.”
• “you’re perfect to me.”
• “do i really me nothing to you?”
• “just leave me alone.”
• “i never meant to hurt you.”
• “may i have this dance?”
• “i’m so lucky to have met you.”
• “will you marry me?”
• “you don’t have to me so gentle.”
• “you’re a little shit, but at least you’re my little shit.”
• “we should move in together.”
• “c’mon, i’ll make you some hot chocolate.”
• “let’s have a picnic.”
• “i don’t want this to end..”
• “you said you loved me!”
• “i never loved you..”
• “you’re my everything.”

or— send in your muse’s reaction to mine asking.