not feeling my best tonight so him being stupidly caring kinda is keeping me afloat lol I hope he does the same to you all lovely people

I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW

“You wanna know why I didn’t do your stupid thing? I’ve been thinking a lot about Brexit” lmaoooo

tagging: @keroxeneheart @tsukkisbean @zumisace @skateme2yokohama

“for the last time your expectations are too high”

LMAO why is this something i’d actually say 😭

tagging: @lunarkawa @hurtbycanonthoughts @scrappyfka @hajibee @yamaita @iwaizooming @tttournesolll @etherealtsumu @annbulance

“I think you know yolo. Yolo.”

I—

Tagging: @melodynee @vyisa @samchoco @starbornecentral @hori-main and anyone else that would like to do this!

Don’t look at me like that, my dog was too itchy.

I- in what context would that work😭😭

Tagging: @mlfweeb @ash-the-cache @animatedarchives @ennoshitasimp @krynnza @hajibee @wow-she-a-h0e-for-aran @kageyuji @rana-kun @litle-crow @felisa-post @kingdoms–night–star @kuronekomama

wasn’t tagged but i rly wanted to do this so,,

“don’t look at me like that, i’m too cool for this shit.”

fuck YES i AM and that is a FACT

tags. @icejins @itstsukkisaurus @minalexyoongles @btsblossomquotes @greywarenns @todorokiakina1 @allieturs @ohhoneyvee @deadontheinsidebut @kuroolongtea @corpsedoll @velvetfireworks @strabbie @katsushimaa + any of my other mutuals & anyone who wants to join :)

“You wanna know why i didn’t do your stupid thing? My STIs are acting up.”

SIJDDJDJE excuse you i’m clean 😭😭 why you gotta do this to me </3

now, that can be interpreted in several ways…

tags!   @kukki-tsukki @kageyuji @aomineavenue @tetsujime @serowotonin

this is accurate

tagging @satorispup @lettrespromises @giyuwu-san @tetsumiya

ME ANSHSHSN

@kiyoomae @satorispup @bluberryparfait @omigogames

“Don’t look at me like that... Shut up, that’s why!”

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iwaoi incorrect quotes

hq x hot guy habits

takes the half of their shirt and uses it as towel, basically shows their abs:

habit of using one hand to running their hair (…this seems so simple but like… u know what i mean btich):

habit of stretching their neck like side to side:

u make eye contact with them they do that eye brow raise guys do: 

glances behind them briefly and see u, holds the door in a nonchalant way: 

FCK IT ALL OF THEM!!! but i will divide it into types:

POKES THEIR TONGUES THRU THEIR CHEEKS/ MOVING THEIR JAW WHEN THEY ARE AGITATED:

has a cute laugh (this isnt subtle or hot but like fck u):

sticks their tongue out when they are focused:

AMERICANS!! WHY DO YOU CALL TONGUE BARS, TONGUE RINGS????

EGGSPLAIN!!

I’ve never heard anyone call it a tongue ring. I’ve just heard it as a tongue piercing

Little things in Haikyuu that make me happy

- the way lev is pronounced

- the toupee™

- dateko’s cheer

- the flowery n colorful background scenes when something goofy happens

- oikawa nicknaming others

- hinata’s bathroom song

- tanaka’s laugh when he’s called senpai

- shimada and takinoue supporting karasuno at each of their games

- kageyama’s cute giraffe/cow milk boxes

- when kageyama gets flustered or surprised, his hair gets messy and kinda flown askew

- oya?

- oyaoya?

- oyaoyaoya?

- oyaoyaoyaoya- [cut for length]

- terushima’s tongue piercing !

- the way bokuto says akaashi

- the way akaashi calls bokuto, “bokuto-san”

- the way the rest of fukurodani exasperatedly, yet amusedly shouts, “hey hey hey!” after bokuto says it

- yamaguchi’s ahoge

- how hinata wears a hoodie under his uniform

- how kageyama has a rooster print on his bag

- when suga calls asahi negative goatee ! and cheers him up

- oikawa’s “im too cute for you to get mad at!” face (you know the face)

- the nicknames that hinata gives (bakageyama, yamayama, bateyama, stingyshima)

- the ‘oohhhhhh’ before oikawa serves

- oikawa n aliens, tsukki n dinos, iwa n godzilla

- yachi’s bunny slippers

- yachi’s star hairclips

- yachi

fake chats ft. team captains

a/n: something happy/fluffy for all the angst I have posted recently.

haikyuu boys & that thing™ they did that made you question why you’re in a relationship with them

Osamu: heard the crinkling of a tampon wrapper in your pocket and thought you were hiding a snack from him. Didn’t believe you when you told him what it was and opened it anyways, only to stare at you with the most disappointed look in his eyes when he discovers it was, indeed, a tampon. 

Atsumu: ordered the spiciest thing on the menu at the first dinner with your parents because your dad ordered it and he wanted to ‘prove himself’. Was clearly in pain not even a quarter of the way through but managed to finish, only to throw up on your shoes in the parking lot. 

Suna: never asked you to be his girlfriend and just assumed you knew. You didn’t find out until five months later when you went over to his house to hang out and found yourself at a family dinner with his grandparents. 

Kuroo: farted in bed and trapped you under the covers with no remorse. Thought it was peak comedy and laughed about it for weeks afterwards. 

Bokuto: lifted you up like simba after joking about you being short and the ceiling fan wacked you in the back of the head with a solid THWACK!. He was so shocked he dropped you.

Sakusa: ran into the kitchen because he heard you scream. When he found you perched on the counter because of a spider on the floor, he promptly turned around, walked out of your house, and drove home without a single word. 

Komori: was house sitting for you while you were gone for a week. Found your cat outside and brought him in Tuesday. Remembered on Thursday that you don’t have a cat. 

Kunimi: ate the entire package of chocolate you kept in your room. Didn’t even act worried when you explained those were sleep supplements and that he was only supposed to eat 2 pieces. Was dead to the world for 26 hours, woke up, and proceeded to act as though nothing had happened. 

they share one brain cell (and kuroo keps it for most of the time)

second part

Needed this to cheer up–

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