Fandom list

(I will update this as I go)

-Marry My Husband

-Hazbin Hotel

-Creepypasta(Marble hornets included)

-Mcu(X-Men and Avengers)

-Inside Job

-MLP

-Bridgerton

-Greys Anatomy

-The Great

-Stranger Things

-La LA Land

-The Remarried Empress

-My In-laws Are Obsessed With Me

-Bones

-Trolls

-Miss Pergrines Home For Peculiar Children

-splintered series

-Let's play

Feel free to message and chat or rant about these fandoms

Upset because I need more Charles Jones content why is there no fanfic 😭

Ok I have a book rec, splintered by a.g. Howard. I need more content and it's so good if you like dark and twisted and Alice in womderland

Just found out they put MY HERO ACADEMIA ON NETFLIX?!?!?!

April is Sexual assault awareness month.

I wanted to come out, and remind you that you can reach out and speak up that you can get the help you need, and to share my story.

I was 7 years old. He was 70.

My life has forever been changed, and at the time, I didn't know what was happening, but he told me he would k*ll me if a said a word to anyone. So I never spoke up. If I had said something if I had said something, if I had spoke out, that would have saved the other girls who suffered like I did. If I had spoke up, I could have made sure he got what he deserved, But I didnt and to this day, I love with regrets and trauma that has changed my life.

But I survived and I am a survivor. If you have gone through anything similar, speak up, save yourself and those around you. There are so many people who are driven to do dire things due to the feeling of hopelessness that SA gives them. Don't be another statistic, don't be another number. There's so many people who care about you, speak up and get the help you need.

You deserve to live a long, healthy and happy life, no matter the situation you're put through. You deserve to survive and thrive. I know that getting through it is so very hard, but there is a light at the end of a very long and dark tunnel. I promise💕

There's people you can talk to, such as the police or the national sexual assault hotline(1-800-656-HOPE)

💕you are loved, you are wanted, and most importantly, you are not alone, no matter how suffocating you might feel💕

Barbie Must Have Bullshit Her Resume

Ok, so we all know Barbie as the do-all girl, what hasn't she done? (The answer to that is surprisingly alot)

But the real question is, how has she managed to accomplish so much by the age of 65? Well I'm here to tell you she fuckibg lied. I did the math, I compiled a list of jobs and hobbies she has had(albeit incomplete) and its impossible.

Below is a compiled list of (most of) barbies jobs that require training/schooling:

Fashion designer- 3 years

Nurse-2 years(minimum)

Astronaut-10 years(6 years schooling, 2 years experience, 2 years bt)

Fashion editor-4 years

Fashion model-1 year

Teacher- 5 years

Veterinarian-4 years

Travel agent- 4 years roughly

Business exectuive- 3 years

Surgeon- 4 years school + 5 year residency

Optometrist- 8 years

Dentist- 8 years

Pediatric doctor-4 years

Pilot-9 month's 

In the air force(military pilot)-4 years

Detective-4 years

Makeuo artist/hair stylist- 1 year

Chef- 3 years

Architect-3 years

Firefighter-2 years

Olympic skiier and gymnast,Figure skater -(1 years worth of trianing)

Train conductors - 1 year

Movie producer- 4 years

Computer engineer- 4 years

Marine bilogist- 6 year

Palentologist- 6 years

Zookeeper- 6 years

Baker-3 years

Film director - 4 years

Game developer- 4 years

Scientist(chemist)-4 years

Robotic engineer- 7 years

Astrophysisit- 6 years

Aircraft engineer- 7 years

Entomologist- 4 years

Judge- 10 years

Interior designer - 4 years

Cinservation scientist-  5 years

Microbiologist - 4 years

Flight attendant-10 weeks

Pet groomer-12 weeks

Police officer- 6 months

(While compiling this list, I also chose the bare minimum required amount of schooling for each job, but knowing Barbie, she would not have done the bare minimum)

If you compile the numbers, you reach a bare minimum of 203 years of school/training.

So Barbie could not have possibly gone to school for every job she has had, so she must have bullshit a few things somewhere, as this does not include the time she may have worked in these jobs once finally getting to that point.

This also leaves the question of how does she have time for her long list of hobbies, such as:

Tennis

Was also a rock star and rapper

Unicef ambassador

Actress

Scuba diver

Circus performer

Superhero

Baseball

Matador/bull fighter

Bowling

?RAN FOR PRESIDENT?

Cheerleading

Cabaret dancer

Artist

Soccer coach

Rides horses

Race car driver

Snow boards

Track and feild

Magician

Animal rescue

Martial arts

Basket ball

Beekeeping

Farming

Golfing

Boxing

Hockey

Tooth fairy

Volleyball

Crime??(I'm serious she was a burglar)

So in reality, Barbie is a liar and a fake.

You know that hear me out trend, well hear me out . Scrooge mcduck and a not so hear me out, launchpad mcquack

Excuse me, sorry, pardon me, I'm so sorry

Ji-won finally got her happy wedding. She gets to be happy, and she got everything good and right this time 😭

And hui-yeon catching the bouquet and offering it to eun-ho

I love this show man

My ultimate review atp, it was great. I read the welcoming and loved it, and there was definitely ALOT more drama that introduced all these new characters into he show, and I really liked it

"I knew it was you from the moment I saw you, you've always been in my heart"

Screaming crying shitting throwing up leaping out a window dying

He just cut the whole plastic tub of ice cream in half????? Tf???

When they were sent back in time 10 years to correct their past so they can finally make a move on you instead of you marrying ur shifty boyfriend, who cheats on you with your best friend when you get cancer and then murders you

Just watched la LA land for the first time.

I'm not ok, I'm not ok, I'm not ok. My life has been ruined and it's not ok that it ended like that

I don't recommend this movie unless you are ready to cry. I was living it, but the sudden ending, the way it ended the way their lives went, was devestating

Watching hazbin hotel- HE SWORE?!?! ALASTOR SWORE?!?!?!

Re-reading spill your guts for the first time in like, 3 years. Ready to delve deep into a hyper fixation all over again.