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Dumb Science Jokes

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who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

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Anyone know the Library of Congress Subject Heading for questionable children’s literature? Asking for a friend…

From the World’s Columbian Exposition in Chcago comes this children’s ABC book that doubles as an advertisement for plasters and pills because why not? 

Highlights also include “M for Mutiny:” 

and “E for Entreaty:”

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After a cursory search, I realised I couldn’t find a single easy table online where USDA Hardiness Zones and AHS Heat Zones were pictured together, easily readable, and in centigrade. So, I made one, using the charts available on wikipedia.

Feel free to download, share, and use on your website.

Knowing which climactic zone you are in is vital to choosing the right plants for your garden. There are a number of other factors to consider, of course, such as rainfall, soil, snow cover, drainage, acidity/alkalinity, altitude, and latitude, but many of those factors can be manipulated either with labour, or the creation of microclimates.

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Physics Professor -17

*my physics professor was explaining a series circuit vs. a parallel circuit* “If a series circuit is given 100 amps, some of that goes to each resistor. But if a parallel circuit is given 100 amps, it will send 100 amps to each resistor. It’s like Oprah. You get 100 amps. You get 100 amps. The parallel circuit is the Oprah circuits.”

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Anonymous asked:

Are you a male or female

Buddy don’t get me started

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This is one of those things that I already knew was true, but seeing it so blatantly displayed makes me feel like like I am finding out about it for the first time.

CIA is getting lazy

O.o

“It’s just a script whats the problem lol” the problem is that Fox, CNN, CBS, and all the other channels repped here, despite claiming to be different companies with different viewpoints, all had the exact same script, word for word, to push the exact same viewpoint that smaller, independent news outlets are Fake News and “A Threat To Our Democracy.” The fact that they have scripts isn’t the problem. The problem is they all, each and every one, have the exact same script down to the letter and in some cases the fucking inflection, which basically reads “small news stations are untrustworthy and a Threat to your Way Of Life, only trust Us, We Are Verified.”

what the fuck what the fuck what thefuck what the fuck

This is most likely the work of the Sinclair Broadcasting Group, which John Oliver did a great job explaining.

Source: twitter.com
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