i think jennette mccurdy deserves to be given a shotgun and power armor and to chase dan schneider through a maze and go doomguy on his ass and personally send him to hell

broke: Percy and triton despise each other

woke: Percy and triton are normal fucking siblings and the only reason they argue is because of the years of not knowing one another

bespoke: Percy and triton prank Poseidon and literally everyone by acting like they despise each other when in reality they are just normal siblings who banter like crazy but love each other (but would kill each other if given $5)

(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)

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Coralines been a fixation since a was a kid lol. Recently getting back into it💕 Wybie and his grandma are so interesting to me, I know some people don't like how they were added in but I love them. I mean,, the grandma and her story and the concept??? I LOVE!! GOD I wish she showed up more in the movie😪😪😪

“Soon you’ll see things our way…”

Van Helsing (2004) - sentence starters

1. “A pity your moment of triumph is being spoiled over a little thing like grave robbery.” 

2. “Where are you going to run, ______? Your peculiar experiments have made you unwelcome in most of the civilized world.” 

3. “You can’t kill me, ______. I’m already dead.”

4. “You’re a big one. You’ll be hard to digest.” 

5. “We are the last defense against evil. Evil that the rest of mankind has no idea even exists.” 

6. “You killed _____ didn’t you? That’s why they get so annoyed. When they ask you to bring someone back, they don’t mean as a corpse.” 

7. “You’ve never gone after vampires before, have you?” 

8. “Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they’re all the same. Best when cooked well.” 

9. “You cursed! Not very well, mind you, but you’re a _____. You shouldn’t curse at all.” 

10. “I hope you have a heart, _____, because someday I’m going to drive a stake through it.” 

11. “_____ only kill what they need to survive. One or two people a month. Now they will kill for revenge.” 

12. “Next time stay close. You’re no good to me dead.” 

13. “Why can’t they just leave us alone? We never kill more than our fill and less than our share. Can they say the same?” 

14. “I have no heart! I feel no love! Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow! I am hollow.” 

15. “The only way to save your family is to stay alive until ______’s killed.” 

16. “In the morning, we will hunt _____, but we will do it together.” 

17. “Why does it smell like wet dog in here?” 

18. “They say _____ has a cure. If there’s a chance I can save ______, I’m going after it.” 

19. “I despise ______ more than you can ever imagine. ____ has taken everything from me, leaving me alone in this world.”

20. “To have memories of those you loved and lost is perhaps harder than having no memories at all.” 

21. “I’ve never been to the sea. I’ll bet it’s beautiful.” 

22. “Werewolves are such a nuisance during their first full moon. So hard to control.” 

23. “Leave ______ out of it. She/he/they do not know your secrets, and I am soon to take it to my grave.” 

24. “Have you ever wondered why you have such horrible nightmares? Horrific scenes of ancient battles past.” 

25. “Allow me to reintroduce myself. I am ______. Born ______. Murdered _____.” 

26. “I have done nothing wrong, and yet you and your kind all wish me dead!” 

27. “Where are you going to go? I don’t know if you’ve looked in a mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd.” 

28. “Oh my god. You’ve been bitten.” 

29. “One brief moment of pain, and we could be together forever.” 

30. “If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s never be the first one to stick your hand in a viscous material.” 

31. “You can’t go until I say you can go! And I say you can go when you’re dead!” 

32. “We are both part of the same grand game, _____, but we need not find ourselves on opposite sides of the board.” 

33. “You are being used, _____. As was I. But I escaped. So can you.” 

34. “I think if you’re going to kill someone, kill them. Don’t stand there talking about it.” 

35. “Did I mention that it was you who murdered me?” 

36. “Don’t be afraid, _____. Don’t be afraid. I shall give you back your life, your memory.” 

Today I learned that Stephen Sommers wrote and directed both this movie:

And this one:

And honestly, this explains so much about my childhood obsessions

Van Helsing (2004)

🦋365 Days / 365 Characters🦋

[128/365] Characters 》 Gabriel Van Helsing

VAN HELSING (2004)

Van Helsing (2004) dir. Stephen Sommers

VAN HELSING (2004) dir. Stephen Sommers

Van Helsing has yet to beat the divorce allegations first brought up in 1879

I think Dracula Daily readers that haven't watched Van Helsing (2004) need to get AN IDEA of it because it's completely bonkers, beyond "Van Helsing is an action hero played by Hugh Jackman now". Spoilers ahead:

- Van Helsing is sort of a bounty Hunter working for a secret society that controls and follows monsters and supernatural phenomena. The headquarters are in the Vatican but it's not just Catholics.

- Van Helsing has lost his memories and his job is his attempt at getting them back (yes, they pulled a Wolverine).

- Our first introduction to the character is him chasing down and killing Mr Hyde.

- Faramir from the LotR movies plays a quirky Q from James Bond but as a friar with very shoddy theology.

- The plot of the movie spins around prince Valkan and princess... Kate Beckinsale, of Romania, whose family had sworn to destroy Dracula or never enter paradise.

- Dracula can control werewolves and is the most supreme scene chewing diva I have seen.

- Dracula had hired Frankenstein to create a monster that could draw electricity enough to bring to life his thousands of vampire children he conceived with the brides and had incubating in the rafters of the castle. That's his whole plan for the movie.

- the villagers are pissed at Van Helsing for killing a bride because until then Dracula only took one or two villagers a month or something like that and then he was going to retaliate

- Van Helsing is bitten and turned into a werewolf

- Somehow he also is the archangel Gabriel and he and Dracula have a loooong past of fighting each other through History or something.

Van Helsing (2004) dir. Stephen Sommers

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