Suzerain over me

you can only reblog this once every four years

Julius Caesar watching people make jokes about him being brutally assassinated every March:

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

✨ it’s march ✨

Happy Valentine’s! <3

Tip: This Valentine’s Day, don’t be romantic. Be Romantic! Recite Lord Byron on the edge of a barren cliff! Feel the gusts of the thunderstorm blow through your hair as you sob! Become a reclusive poet who trusts no one and is only seen at 2 am, wandering half-dressed through the streets and muttering in Old High German! Drown your lonely heart in laudanum and die at age 34 of tuberculosis, martyrdom in a small and ill-fated revolution, or wasting away from a disease that makes you look wan but poetic! Forget “forever alone”: You’ll always have your haunting past, your wasted ambitions, and the melancholy of a life unlived to keep you company!

baby can i b ur profen

Candle Salad from 1959

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Shrek Edition *:･ﾟ✧

May this year treat you better than the last !

Happy New Year!

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where you at now santa deniers?

Merry Christmeows!

The fandom has been sitting on this gifset all fucking year.

christmas season is upon us so here are my fav christmas vines