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It's Quiet Uptown

@alicetabitha-blog / alicetabitha-blog.tumblr.com

PLEASE SHOUT BOOK RECS AT ME. I try my best to draw on here. Sometimes. Mostly consists of Percy Jackson, Miraculous Ladybug and Voltron. Also any YA fantasy novels I can get my hands on.
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thejohnsu

Please allow me to walk you through my creative process:

Sometimes it starts off as a simple exercise: can I draw an expressive face?

“Nice!” I think to myself. “But…now I’m curious: what has her so terrified? What might possibly-”

“Okay, but this leads into another question: how did he get up there?”

“Of course. We have a reaction (surprise) to an effect (lizard) with a cause (man), but now I want a motive for this story to complete it. Why did he throw the lizard?“

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A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

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I just need to point out

that in the super important, grave meeting in Empire of Storms after Aelin/Deanna has just killed a bunch of people and the group summons Elena, everyone can see and smell that Rowaelin have just boned for the first time, Rowan is shirtless, Aelin is only wearing a shirt, and Lysandra is totally naked. And no one even bats an eye.

Like, what I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall during that scene. Long live Queen Aelin and her Court of Nudity.

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Percy: [rolls off the roof onto the ground, wheezing in pain]
Jason: ...Are you okay?
Percy: [still wheezing] Hardcore parkour.
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