Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it

You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u

imagine a video of a crepe being made and then imagine the audio that might go along with it. whatever you just imagined is wrong

this is the fire they use to cook the krabby patties with

Found it on Bandcamp: https://yourboysponge.bandcamp.com/track/dont-mess-with-me-while-im-jellyfishing

This guy's name AND appearance are, like, the result of someone trying to recreate Charlie from Smiling Friends from memory.

JANELLE MONÁE photographed by MASON ROSE (Halloween 2023)

alieeen sharrrkk

Same energy as when I received my pre-op phone call for my surgery, and the lady said I could drink whatever I want the night and morning before surgery except red gatorade or other red drinks, and I went full chemistry mode thinking that the red dye must bind to anaesthesia or something, and she was like "No, anaesthesia makes a lot of people nauseous post-surgery, and we really don't want to guess whether or not you're throwing up blood."

Even Biden supporters want this motherfucker gone like what are we doing here?

>wake up in treehouse >hungover from root beer >late for my job as ice cream taster at candy mountain >stumble to cardboard box to drive to work >don't have enough imagination to make it go >try to take my bike >get pulled over by toy soldier for having a girly bike >get sentenced to a saturday of homework and to watch baby shows like barney >thank him for his service >fired from job >go to candy store >stumble home hyper >wake up for another big day

I LOVE LIVING IN KIDWORLD, THE ONLY FUN COUNTRY ON EARTH

⚡ Glamrock Sticker Pack ⚡

[Now available for purchase over on Etsy!]

We've got a brand new listing for a sticker pack of the Glamrocks! You can choose your favorite from a drop-down for 3 USD, or instead get all six for 10% off the bulk order!!

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💚 2.1 in (5.4 cm) on longest side 💗 💚 die cut 💗 💚 water-resistant (NOT waterproof) 💗 💚 laminate gloss finish 💗

Color in photos may vary from physical product due to screen settings. If ordering multiple stickers, they will be enclosed together!

I wish I had more to say about Nancy than “it’s good”, but….it’s good.