The Customer is never valid.
Their coupons? Not valid
Their inability to read sale signs? Not valid
Their attitude and entitlement? Not valid
The way they trash the store? Not valid
The way they talk to employees like we're subhuman trash? Not valid.
Employees? We're valid as fuck
…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.
me when im working in the grocery store and i see someone “sampling” the grapes
People who’ve seen Phineas and Ferb when someone asks what the tip of a shoelace is called
I love when I’m about to clock out and a coworker says “you’re leaving me?” like first of all it’s so touching to know that my presence here offers you some semblance of joy and relief from the misery and anxiety-inducing stress that our work environment causes. Second of all yes bitch I’m OUT I’m gonna go play some viddy games suck it
vine walked so tik tok could soar: a compilation
my favourite wikipedia article is the middle english article about frogges
“A frogge ben a wee beeſt wiþ foure legges, þe whiche liveþ boþ in water and on lond. He ben broun or grene or yelwe, or if he be tropical, he may be dyuers coloures. He haþ longis and gylles boþ. He haccheþ fro an ei and he þen be a tadpolle. He groweþ to be a frogge, if he be nat eton.”
nothing makes me laugh like “if he be nat eton”
why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now”
catch me bouncing down the ruined streets through the rubble and flames like
help i have become wedged in rubble will someone give me a push?
shout out to the people who occasionally find and reblog this Superior version of the post
a STAN LEE Marvel Opening Sequence Tribute
oh BABY this Fucks
Saw this on Pinterest and thought it would be fun.
when movie tries to make you sympathize with a cheating man
cat: skitters across the room at top speed and stops to stare at me
me: hello
cat: skitters in the opposite direction at terminal velocity
