the saddest universe- by sylvie (j.p.)
Movie night 😅😅😅
tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute
who did you have to kill to get that URL
this is the perfect post. an already fantastic opening line. but while youre distracted by that, the next guy fucking smacks you in the face with cock
reblog to smack someone in the face with cock
I like how Crowley says he wouldn't be a bookseller even at gunpoint and 5 secs later he's taking care of the bookshop
Everyday
15. Promotion
He took the job entirely of spite. But the teeth were definitely an added bonus.
GOOD OMENS (2019–) 1.06 • "The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives"
Depression comic
one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off
"You survive this and in some terrible way, which I suppose no one can ever describe, you are compelled, you are corralled, you are bullwhipped into dealing with whatever it is that hurt you. And what is crucial here is that if it hurt you, that is not what’s important. Everybody’s hurt. What is important, what corrals you, what bullwhips you, what drives you, torments you, is that you must find some way of using this to connect you with everyone else alive. This is all you have to do it with. You must understand that your pain is trivial except insofar as you can use it to connect with other people’s pain; and insofar as you can do that with your pain, you can be released from it, and then hopefully it works the other way around too; insofar as I can tell you what it is to suffer, perhaps I can help you to suffer less."
- James Baldwin, The Artist's Struggle for Integrity
nebulas
David Tennant as Crowley - Good Omens[S2]
#married
When you invite your first boyfriend and your second boyfriend into a throuple but they’re bitter exes and expect it to work.
Have a 3zun