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For those of you who are following me: the recent barrage of posts from my drafts were a sign that this Tumblr user will no longer be using this account. I am now caitlin-the-mage.
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flor-barranuz-deactivated201809 asked:

Can you reccomend some good GaLe/Gajevy fanfics? :3

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Sure! Some of these are ongoing tho, hope that isn’t an issue…Radioactive by Missus CarlikinsLevy doesn’t have time to think about romance, not when she’s busy fighting zombies and hiding from bloodthirsty dragons. Yet when the mysterious Gajeel appears and saves her life she suddenly finds herself unable to think about anything else. [Zombie AU]Counting the Days by Nox CaligoJust as everything was coming together between Gajeel and Levy, Levy is snatched away by a dark guild who is in search for highly destructive magic within an ancient tomb. Gajeel must get her back…but at what cost?

Thesaurus by xAnimeBlossomxNow that Mirajane has successfully coupled Natsu and Lucy, she’s got her eyes on the iron dragon slayer and a petite blue-haired bookworm. But on the mission she’s sending them on this time, danger is around every corner. Can these two track down a dark guild and learn some new things along the way?

Codes and Keys by lunarismIn Magnolia’s slums, Fairy Tail works to protect civilians from a corrupt police force, and behind the mess of crime and justice something even more sinister is stirring. But Levy McGarden, the crux of Fairy Tail’s intelligence system, has another problem to deal with. And this problem drives a motorcycle.

The Bookstore by LovelyMasokaIt was just a silly job to Gajeel, working at a bookstore of all things, until he took an unusual interest in a short recurring customer.Detention by LovelyMasokaHigh-school AU. Gajeel Redfox never expected to see her of all people there.

Let The Games Begin by Phoenix089What had started out as a simple morale-boosting game, had, rather predictably, turned Magnolia town into yet another battlefield. And, when Levy’s path becomes blocked by a particular Iron Dragon Slayer, how will she find a way to get past him?

The Dragon and The Midget by fullmetalfairyhunterThis next mission was going to be one helluva long trip.

Unexpect Sleepover by kaloobia (SMUUUUT)Levy can’t accept an invitation for a sleepover from Lucy, but is forced to by Gajeel. Boy, this will definitely be a long and lustful night.

Bath Time by Nicole4211 (lots of sexy times)‘My body shuddered, heat pooling low in my belly. I wanted him… I wanted him badly. If only I’d been able to stay a little bit longer; if only I’d been able to see where our questing hands would have taken us…’ Gajeel invites Levy to take a bath with him and we find out that Levy isn’t quite as timid and innocent as people think.

Reflections by xAnimeBlossomxShe is a bookworm, and he an iron dragon-slayer. To say they had a bumpy start is an understatement. It’s a journey worth traveling as they see the change in themselves and in their feelings. It’s time to reflect… Drabble Series

Requiem of Sin by Broken IdealistShe tempts the devil with an angelic smile.

Unusual Confession by V-ChanUzumakiLSSJShe could honestly go on and on about the things she liked about him, thus bringing her to what exactly the problem was: she was falling in love with him.

Princess by NavyBlueWingsLevy knows that the nickname sounds familiar, but she can’t remember why. And why was it coming from the school’s bad boy? Just what does he remember that she doesn’t?

thrown for a loop by CalaveraCandiedSkullHe sits alone in a bar, until he gets a visit from someone with piercings and a bandana who looks a lot like he might fifteen years from now.

Summer Heat by MidnightSymphony01It’s too hot to do much of anything, but for a concerned Solid Script mage, she’ll brave the heat to go see her sick Iron Dragon Slayer.

Time Spent Wisely by The Broken IdealistShe had been blessed with a thousand opportunities, and she had wasted them all. For such a smart girl, Levy could be really dumb.

Yield by Miss MungoeIt was only fitting that she’d be the one to teach him how to repent.Hard Liquor by Miss MungoeAU set in the Magnolia-version of New York during the 1920s Prohibition. Hired as the personal bodyguard of a deprived heiress with more sass than size, Gajeel Redfox soon finds himself in over his head. And in a world of hostile takeovers, bootleggers and speakeasies, two prejudiced individuals learn that getting along is about as easy as drinking in public.Stupid Gajeel! by IceBlueWingsLevy remembered Gajeel’s words during the S-Class trials, and she challenges him to a duel to catch his attention.

Strength, You and Me by IceBlueWingsGajeel ponders on his feelings for Levy, and something unexpected occurs.

Do You Love Me by IceBlueWingsA peek into Gajeel and Levy’s relationship.Crazy fairy and other stories by AuliziaA collection of one shots starring Levy and Gajeel. No. 9: The Quiet Path: I couldn’t help but notice that Levy changed her clothes at some point during her time on Tenrou Island. Trust me, Gajeel noticed too. Plus a bonus drabble: Love Song.Plans and Execution by Aurora LeonaLevi makes a plan to win Gajeel’s heart, or whatever part of him is up for grabs, but along the way manages to snag something that might be even more dangerous. Rated T for language. Chapters alternate POV Levi/Gajeel.

Misconceptions by Yssa BBecause Gajeel and Levy were probably the ones most subjected to assumptions. Oil and Water by Kasai AmeShe’s afraid of him and he has no idea how to handle people. When Gazille and Levi get stuck on a job together, it’s a tough mix.

Secret Santa by CorroseFairy Tail’s annual Christmas party is always legendary, but this year the mages are hosting a Secret Santa, and romance is thick with Mirajane in charge of the partners! Flaming Christmas trees and too much eggnog? Sounds like a Fairy Tail holiday!

Smokin’ Hot by feari teiruIn years to come, her children would ask, ‘how did you and Daddy meet?”, and she would blush and say, “I burnt down my apartment complex.”

Dragon Script by Kopy.KunoichiGajeel and Levy discover secrets hidden a thousand years while on a mission together. Even more significant is what they discover about each other.

Hummingbird in a Bear Trap by transmigratoryBut she thinks it might just be his personality; his lack of care for what others think of him as a person – scaled or not. Maybe that’s what bothers her more than anything. That she thinks she might not be enough for him. And that’s what makes it so hard to ask him to be her date. And that’s what makes his rejection even harder.

Captive Dragon, Iron Princess by DemonClowSorceressGajeel has always been there to save Levy. Now Levy’s gearing up to save him. Who says the princess can’t save the dragon that protects her?

You make it hard for me by ThunderStorm-8Gajeel is a man with a difficult past, whose lust for a woman he doesn’t deserve drives him stir crazy. Yet in reality the only thing keeping them apart is his guilty conscience. Will he realize this before Raven Tail causes too much damage?

Atheneum by LionusHe slinks into her hoard, tracking sodden snowflakes across the carpets and inclines himself to never allow her to finish a sentence.

The Fairy’s Tale by Somber SecretsLevy traps herself in a spell where she must finish seven fairy tales in order to escape. Sadly things don’t go quite as planned with Gajeel lurking around and ruining every fairy tale there ever was in his most Gajeel like fashion.

By Your Side by KitaniIt all started with the one fairy he dared to break and the forgiving light she shined on him. One-shot series.

Y ahora unos cuantos en español….Cuentos para dormir por Misari (multi-parejas)Asuka, como toda niña híper enérgica de Fairy Tail, no quiere irse a dormir. A Lucy, Levy, Erza, Juvia y Evergreen se les ocurre una genial idea: contarle un cuento cada una. ¿Pero que carajos…? ¿Blanca Aguas y los siete gatitos? ¿Rapunzel y Cenicienta son hombres? ¡Que es Bestia mujer, y no Bruto! ¡¿Y desde cuando es el Bello Durmientes?Manada por Luna Sol NocturnoLos Dragon Slayers son magos con los instintos y la fuerza de un dragón, y eso es asi en toda su vida.Happy Valentine’s Day por Hentai-HimePara Gajeel, el día de San Valentín era ridículamente absurdo. No estaba acostumbrado a festejarlo, jamás lo había hecho ni sentía la necesitad de hacerlo. No había nadie que le incentivara a. …¿Verdad?Operación Tarta por KibumeMirajane y las chicas traman un plan para unir a Gajeel y a Levy. ¿Tendrá éxito? ¿Cómo es que de repente el gremio entero decide participar también en el plan?…Well, that’s everything I have at hand… I may have forgotten some really good ones though. Check the author page if you like the stories I highlighted, some have written a lot so I just picked my favorites of favorites.

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Advanced English Vocabulary

jubilant (adj.) - extremely joyful, happy (The crowd was jubilant when the firefighter carried the woman from the flaming building.)

knell (n.) - the solemn sound of a bell, often indicating a death (Echoing throughout our village, the funeral knell made the grey day even more grim.)

lithe (adj.) - graceful, flexible, supple (Although the dancers were all outstanding, Joanna’s control of her lithe body was particularly impressive.)

lurid (adj.) - ghastly, sensational (Barry’s story, in which he described a character torturing his neighbour’s tortoise, was judged too lurid to be published on the English Library’s website.)

maverick (n.) - an independent, nonconformist person (John is a real maverick and always does things his own way.)

maxim (n.) - a common saying expressing a principle of conduct (Ms. Stone’s etiquette maxims are both entertaining and instructional.)

meticulous (adj.) - extremely careful with details (The ornate needlework in the bride’s gown was a product of meticulous handiwork.)

modicum (n.) - a small amount of something (Refusing to display even a modicum of sensitivity, Magda announced her boss’s affair to the entire office.)

morose (adj.) - gloomy or sullen (David’s morose nature made him very unpleasant to talk to.)

myriad (adj.) - consisting of a very great number (It was difficult to decide what to do on Saturday night because the city presented us with myriad possibilities for fun.)

nadir (n.) - the lowest point of something (My day was boring, but the nadir came when my new car was stolen.)

nominal (adj.) - trifling, insignificant (Because he was moving the following week and needed to get rid of his furniture more than he needed money, Kim sold everything for anominal price.)

novice (n.) - a beginner, someone without training or experience (Because we were allnovices at archery, our instructor decided to begin with the basics

nuance (n.) - a slight variation in meaning, tone, expression (The nuances of the poem were not obvious to the casual reader, but the teacher was able to point them out.)

oblivious (adj.) - lacking consciousness or awareness of something (Oblivious to the burning smell emanating from the kitchen, my father did not notice that the rolls in the oven were burned until much too late.)

obsequious (adj.) - excessively compliant or submissive (Donald acted like Susan’s servant, obeying her every request in an obsequious manner.)

obtuse (adj.) - lacking quickness of sensibility or intellect (Political opponents warned that the prime minister’s obtuse approach to foreign policy would embroil the nation in mindless war.)

panacea (n.) - a remedy for all ills or difficulties (Doctors wish there was a single panacea for every disease, but sadly there is not.)

parody (n.) - a satirical imitation (A hush fell over the classroom when the teacher returned to find Magdalena acting out a parody of his teaching style.)

penchant (n.) - a tendency, partiality, preference (Fiona’s dinner parties quickly became monotonous on account of her penchant for Indian dishes.)

perusal (n.) - a careful examination, review (The actor agreed to accept the role after a three-month perusal of the movie script.)

plethora (n.) - an abundance, excess (The wedding banquet included a plethora of oysters piled almost three feet high.)

predilection  (n.) - a preference or inclination for something (James has a predilection for eating toad in the whole with tomato ketchup.)

quaint (adj.) - charmingly old-fashioned (Mary was delighted by the quaint bonnets she saw in Romania.)

rash (adj.) - hasty, incautious (It’s best to think things over calmly and thoroughly, rather than make rash decisions.)

refurbish (v.) - to restore, clean up (After being refurbished the old Triumph motorcycle commanded the handsome price of $6000.)

repudiate (v.) - to reject, refuse to accept (Tom made a strong case for an extension of his curfew, but his mother repudiated it with a few biting words.)

rife (adj.) - abundant (Surprisingly, the teacher’s writing was rife with spelling errors.)

salient (adj.) - significant, conspicuous (One of the salient differences between Alison and Helen is that Alison is a couple of kilos heavier.)

serendipity (n.) - luck, finding good things without looking for them (In an amazing bit of serendipity, penniless Mark found a $50 bill on the back seat of the bus.)

staid (adj.) - sedate, serious, self-restrained (The staid butler never changed his expression no matter what happened.)

superfluous (adj.) - exceeding what is necessary (Samantha had already won the campaign so her constant flattery of others was superfluous.)

sycophant (n.) - one who flatters for self-gain (Some see the people in the cabinet as the Prime Minister’s closest advisors, but others see them as sycophants.)

taciturn (adj.) - not inclined to talk (Though Magda never seems to stop talking, her brother is quite taciturn.)

truculent (adj.) - ready to fight, cruel (This club doesn’t really attract the dangerous types, so why was that bouncer being so truculent?)

umbrage (n.) - resentment, offence (He called me a lily-livered coward, and I took umbrage at the insult.)

venerable (adj.) - deserving of respect because of age or achievement (The venerable High Court judge had made several key rulings in landmark cases throughout the years.)

vex (v.) - to confuse or annoy (My boyfriend vexes me by pinching my bottom for hours on end.)

vociferous (adj.) - loud, boisterous (I’m tired of his vociferous whining so I’m breaking up with him.)

wanton (adj.) - undisciplined, lewd, lustful (Joanna’s wanton demeanor often made the frat guys next door very excited.)

zenith (n.) - the highest point, culminating point (I was too nice to tell Emily that she had reached the absolute zenith of her career with that one top 10 hit of hers.)

Source: world-english.org
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100 Dialogue Prompts: Part 3

And we did it again, amigos! 

  1. “My sock is missing.”
  2. “I must say it can be rather therapeutic”
  3. “Shit, they spotted us. Quick, put your Obama mask on.”
  4. “You raided my village, killed my parents and slaughtered tens of innocent people. I was able to forgive you for all of that-tell myself it was in your nature. But then you did something heinous. Something beyond all possible hope of redemption. You killed my dog.”
  5. “What do you mean you accidentally assassinated the Pope!?”
  6. “I would love to give a fuck about you but sadly my last one went off to war and never returned”
  7. “If you think I’ll stop my quest for world domination for a bag of cookies, you are,,, right… Now, gimme that!”
  8. “What are you doing with that rubber duckie toy– OH DEAR GOD LORD HAVE MERCY”
  9. “I’m more afraid of myself than you.”
  10. “I already told you, there’s nothing we can do about the fights. We COULD if you stopped spoiling shows and books to everyone.”
  11. “You, my friend, are the most unnecessary when it comes to your excessively sassy attitude.”
  12. “I love you.” “…..What? OH APRIL FOOLS.”
  13. “What is this, a concert for ants???”
  14. “I made it! I’m in the list! This is being a great day since I remembered it’s a Thursday, not a Monday!”
  15. “It’s not that I don’t believe you. It’s just that, well, I’ve got a sink full of dishes and a cat to wash.”
  16. “When you said i had pretty eyes i thought you were complimenting me,not trying to buy them!”
  17. “The wolves eat tonight.”
  18. “Gee, thanks for nearly killing me because of ____!” “Listen up here, are you dead? You’d better be greateful you’re still alive tou little shit.”
  19. "When you said you could fly, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.”
  20. “Sarah, I love you and all but hOW ON EARTH DO YOU KEEP SENDING OUR PETS TO SPACE?!”
  21. “Look, just because you kidnapped me doesn’t mean I’m going to marry you.”
  22. “How in God’s name did you even get up there?!”
  23. “I think I misplaced my right hand”
  24. “I did it! I got into university!” “That’s great! What course?” “Uh… Would it be a bad thing if I told you that… Dark magic and villainy?”
  25. “Well, it just so happens that I have been a homeless man for three years now. That must mean I’m the chosen one!”
  26. “Have your eyes always been that colour?”
  27. “I’m going to fight the sun!”
  28. “You can’t just run around punching people you don’t like, ____!”
  29. “I’m not into that kinda thing.”
  30. “Dude why did you eat all that cake on your own?”
  31. “I just wanted to know if we could use a plastic knife”
  32. “Uhhhh, guys? Don’t hate me, but I think I just released Satan”
  33. “Well, fine… Just wait a little bit before you do something stupid.” “…”
  34. “What do you mean there’s no bacon flavored ice cream!?”
  35. “What do you mean you’re my sister? I don’t have a sister!”
  36. “Why the hell do we need a duck to hunt Bigfoot?”
  37. “Oh, so you can do pink explosions too”
  38. “This isn’t my kitchen, is it?”
  39. “Ohhh, so THAT’S what you meant by ‘shooting starts’.”
  40. “ACHOO” “bless you” “Thank you, wait a minute I live alone”
  41. “Put my creepy cat in a different room? Don’t be silly! I don’t even have a cat!”
  42. “Katie, please stop shooting me with tranquilizer darts.”
  43. “Why did you think it was a good idea to only bring a potato to this heist?”
  44. “Okay, we make this promise now - nobody look at that fucking goat ever again.”
  45. “Sarah, why is the cat naked?”
  46. “Wait. You’re aroused?”
  47. “Why would that surprise you?”
  48. “It does on account of you being covered in blood. Wipe that smile off your face. You look like a cat in heat.”
  49. “okay so let me get this straight, you’re not actually my long lost twin…” “yes.” “…because you’re me from another dimension” “…yes.”
  50. “I’m sorry, but did that thing just talk?”
  51. “I thought we promised to never speak of that incident again!”
  52. "Sweetheart”“Yes dear”“Some of your morally challenged friends are trying to kidnap me again.”“And?”“And!?”“You’re a big girl, you can take care of yourself.”“Of course I can, but the gesture would have been nice!”
  53. “how many epilepsy pills can you take before you overdose?” “Just one or two.” “I’m gonna have to call you back.”
  54. “…I was GOING to ask why there’s a pink goo all over the kitchen floor but I think that can wait whilst I ask what the FUCK IS GOING ON?”
  55. “For the last time, can you stop calling that thing 'human’”
  56. “Okay, that is a seriously dodgy looking hat-are you certain you’re right about this?”
  57. “Really Darling, you can stop trying to scream, we’ve already espablished that no one cares and it’s giving you unflattering lines on your forehead.”
  58. “_______, why am I on the ceiling?”
  59. “What the heck happened while I was at the store?
  60. "What the actual fuck!” “I did warn-” “Yes I know you said you were crazy, but this…. This is…” “Just another Tuesday. Oh we’re late for tea!” “With who?!” “With the Queen of course, who else?”
  61. “Despreate times call for cows.”
  62. “Did you burn the last piece of toast again?”
  63. “You didn’t TELL me there’d be free food!”
  64. “Did Jesus really die for this bullshit?”
  65. “Do you want the apocalypse?!! Because that’s how you get the apocalypse!!!”
  66. “Goddamit, I’m dead again aren’t I? How the hell did I do it this time?”
  67. “Dude, no.”
  68. “I may be a horrible person, but at least I am an honest one.”
  69. “I told you, I dress to kill, now fetch me my fancy stilettos, mama’s gonna slay tonight!”
  70. “I left the room for 3 minutes and you really want to tell me you started a war with every single planet?” “Well, I told you 3 months ago to not leave me alone.” “And I told you I have to use the bathroom 3 months ago!”
  71. “Wow, only took 3 minutes to destroy the world.” “Let’s see if I can do it in 2!”
  72. “So… Wh-Why- How did you flush the duck down the toilet?”
  73. “dude. i liked that carpet. do you know how hard it is to wash bloodstains out of carpets.”
  74. “Don’t worry, it’s much worse than it looks.”
  75. “What are you doing ___?” “I’m camping.” “No you’re beside tree with a blank-” “CAMPING”
  76. “WHAT THE FUCK IS A DUCKPOTATO”
  77. “PUT THE PUPPY DOWN AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!”
  78. “PLEASE DON’T HANG UP! YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE IN DANGER!”
  79. “What the hell kind of scream was that? And how did you make it?! ”
  80. “Hey, uhm… Hate to interrupt your conversation, but why the fuck is there a giraffe on the soup aisle”
  81. “You mean to tell me that somebody decided it was a good idea to cross plums and apricots, but nobody can figure out why my cat has RABBIT ears?”
  82. “Sorry but um… why is there a fox and a bear singing Ooh la la by Britney Spears on the balcony? And where is my chicken, Pudding?!”
  83. “Where did you get LIGHT-UP COMBAT BOOTS? THEY CHANGE COLOR?!”
  84. “So you’re telling me there was a genie trapped in that can of soup? And you accidentally ATE THE GENIE?!”
  85. “Listen…don’t take this the wrong way, but…I love the OTHER you better.”
  86. “Tell me why,  exactly, did you need the rubber chicken? ”
  87. “Look, I’m not a liar, alright?  And I ain’t overdramatic or hyperbolic or whatever else you wanna call me.  So when I say I would sell my soul for a pancake right now, I mean I will literally sell my soul for a pancake right now.  And maybe a million dollars.”
  88. “Wait a second, you’re telling me that….. YOU’VE BEEN DATING SATAN BEHIND MY BACK FOR FOUR WHOLE YEARS?!!!”
  89. “Well dad did say he would be gone for five days…what the hell? Let’s go to the corner store!”
  90. “Why did you buy 74 melons?!”
  91. “Where’s the toaster?” “It’s in the kitchen… Why do you have a fork?” “K, thanks.”
  92. “Death, out of all the things in this world, why are so afraid of ____?”
  93. “This floor is like my life; Cold and Hard.”
  94. “So you’re telling me that I am the only thing that is preventing a Third World War, right?” “Yeah, pretty much.”
  95. “I don’t know your name and you don’t know mine but I promise it will turn out okay.”
  96. “Little did you know, they were slowly turning into werewolves.”
  97. “Umm… I may have possibly accidentally blown up another planet”
  98. “I told you not to do that… now look, you’ve lost your hand!”
  99. “Every time you speak I literally die a little”
  100. “One baby soul please, Adult souls give me gas!”

“I need you, yes you (you should feel targeted), to come up with a new dialogue prompt for part 4 and leave it in the comments below. It’s fun and the first 100 replies will make the next list. As always, one prompt per amigo and don’t forget the doubles quotes “”. Pantoffel” (Click here for part 1 and here for part 2)

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Weird Humans Writing Prompts

Based on all the “what is humanity’s thing in sci-fi/fantasy settings” posts: a list of writing prompts that I’ll try to do as an exercise (anyone else is welcome to them).

Edit: List expanded

  1. Schadenfreude/amusement at misfortune and injury
  2. Pet all the animals. All of them.
  3. Dumb luck
  4. Vision as a primary sense
  5. Shenanigans with technology
  6. Pattern recognition/noticing deception
  7. “Creative” problem solving
  8. Very, very friendly
  9. Resilience/persistence
  10. Persuit predation
  11. Adaptability/come from Space Australia
  12. Humans enjoy watching people be good at things, regardless of how useless the skill is
  13. Music
  14. Storytelling/fiction
  15. Organization/teamwork
  16. Tiny and cute
  17. Giants
  18. Curiosity
  19. Loyalty over self-preservation
  20. Verbal communication
  21. Reading body language/predicting behavior
  22. Instincts/subconscious monitoring of surroundings and decision-making
  23. Sexual reproduction
  24. Thrill-seeking/risk-taking
  25. Recreational use of toxic substances
  26. Need for social contact and physical affection
  27. Unnecessarily convoluted solutions
  28. Multitasking
  29. Short attention spans/short term forgetfulness
  30. Sentimental or possessive attachment to objects or places
  31. Alteration of cosmetic appearance (hair dye, piercings, tattoos, clothes, etc.)
  32. Superstition
  33. Will eat anything
  34. Ranged-combat
  35. Mimicry
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Anyone looking for inspiration? This is an excellent list with the basics of many posts I’ve seen, but the storytelling possibilities are endless.

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