if superman was gravely injured he would only need to expose his butthole to the sun for 30 seconds to completely regain his strength 

Meeting K.K. Slider in Animal Crossing (Gamecube).

send this to freaks on the internet

Brennan: That’s a child!

Man offscreen: Technically, he’s 475 years old.

Brennan: THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS?!

PSA

Don’t have sex.

Happy No Sex Monday

@moofrog​

I just spent a good 3-5 minutes laughing my ass off at the extreme accuracy of this.

Tom Smith ~Bubblegum Bitch~ AMV

This made my soul leave my body

guess who finished that entire fucking beatmap of the whole shrek movie on their first try

10 minutes in: i get a low battery alert on one of my controllers

20 minutes in: sweat starts falling onto my eyeballs and from here merely playing the map begins to hurt

25 minutes in: i start to realise that this map is easy enough that to not really pose a challenge skill-wise. the only test here is one of discipline and endurance.

whenever the fuck bad reputation starts: i started this thinking that there were only two musical numbers and am beginning to realise that i am wrong

somewhere after this: i start losing track of the plot because i keep thinking that puss in boots shows up int his movie when he in fact shows up only in shrek 2.

fiona is first revealed to be an ogre: i start squatting and lying down on the floor whenever i can, only getting up when absolutely necessary to hit the highest notes.

from here on out it is a blur. i keep getting low battery alerts every 2 minutes and i resolve to quit the moment one of my controllers runs out of battery. the moment never comes and the next thing i know i’m a believer is playing and i have won but at what cost.

smh dirk, a third wheeler 

this is about the puppet from victorious

Me@my mutuals

Can you believe this shit

bullshit

come on man

we are fucked

types of girls: 1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave 2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever 3. animal bones that crush under your jaw 4. home

What Do This Mean .

i can’t explain my poetry often.

aight

for you people who think this is funny and honestly dont get my poem i will spell it out for you in 6th grade format. if you guys still dont understand after this I can reblog this again and explain in baby talk.

1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that wont leave means that girls who are so great/amazing whatever but she moved on or doesnt like you or whatever so she never leaves your head.hence the stickiness that wont leave. 2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever. this can mean a few things but basically a fragile girl who gets hurt and leaves you. “blow away” meaning you blew on her (the dandelion) metaphor for you hurting her. 3. animal bones that crush under your jaw. okay i understand how this is confusing to some but its really the bad girls the rebels the girls who are labeled “sluts” 4. home. you feel safe around her she is inside you like a home you are inside her and never want to leave. she makes you feel comfortable she makes you feel warm she is typically a girlfriend a wife. do i need to explain more about this one?

Im going to tag this under my major tags so the stupid people who come visit my blog after seeing a reblog of that “WHAT DO THIS MEAN” with the black guy or whatever it was can understand that i didnt just write random stuff. im not saying that poem was good but im saying it makes sense but it wont make sense if you’re a surface thinker

if anyone has seen this and know someone whos reblogged that stupid post show them this. 

aight