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isnt staples a corporate brand? why are yall gargling on its cock like that

For context: No one likes the name “Staples Center”. It should be called the Los Angels Convention Center, but Staples bought the name when they helped pay for the project to be completed. Nobody in the US likes that sporting arenas are named after corporate sponsors now. But capital is gonna ism all over everything, so there you are. 

I find it perpetually baffling that non-Americans think we like it like what’s going on here (on this or basically any other topic). No one does.

 Do not mistake “oh no, don’t make it worse” for “we like how it is.”

Do not mistake “oh no, don’t make it worse” for “we like how it is.”

Sometimes reddit will. Present you with an absolute gem of a post

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And yet somehow, the replies are better

Is... Is this about Midnight Lover?

IT WAS A MEMORABLE FIC OKAY

250K WORDS AND LIKE 15 OR 20 OF US WERE READING AND SCREAMING ABOUT IT ON DISCORD IN REALTIME

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