It's your Stepdad Randy™

he SAID no pickles

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor degree 😑

found the killer post again bc i lost it

do you think the pompeii masturbator went to heaven?

we must never doubt god's mercy

ok

go fetch

Hate it when someone I know gets poisoned and suddenly it's their whole personality

They get highkey obsessed with antidotes

every time i menstruate i'm like i can't believe this would happen to me of all people...

went to my alma mater + happy birthday i guess?

Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Tangerine in Bullet Train (2022)

the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex

favorite internet thing is when people just slap the golden ratio on any image in any orientation they want and it just doesn't mean anything

All my friends and family: Thanos gripping your dash isnt real

Thanos gripping my dashboard:

This post jumpscared me

every time this has shown up theres been an ad in the middle

slasher movie where instead of the killers motivation being a dead child or abuse or whatever theyre a retail employee