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kinda wanna write kinda wanna take a nap

@nightingaletrash / nightingaletrash.tumblr.com

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suratan-zir

At first I got angry...but then noticed the usernames.

What is the probability that two users with stereotypical American male names + random numbers, who instantly reblog from each other, are real people? I say pretty darn low. Even though their blogs seem genuine at first glance, I think they are bots aimed specifically at the US audience. I think they either real people (=russian employees) or, most likely, AI. They would probably argue with you and hold the conversation pretty well if you tried to talk to them.

Be mindful people, we live in crazy times. Safer not to get into any arguments online, bots or not.

upd: I think it's the ukraineneedsairdefense tag attracted bots

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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3fluffies

Dying.

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ciatri

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

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gayelectro

HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

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ashfae

I'M A WHALE!!!!!!

Best result, no notes.

MONGOOSE! Also best result, no notes!!

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nieded

I'm a fucking octopus!!!!! This is the best result!

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pyracantha14

I'm a lamb! chaos generator in a cute package - seems legit!

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yamisnuffles

Rattlesnake, heck yeah.

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feralkwe

antelope, which is objectively better than a deer. i'll take it.

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squeeful

marmoset, that funky little monkey

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brennacedria

...sloth...

hyena 👀

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eightertrek

BADGER

Armadillo! I approve

I'M A FUCKEN COUGAR, IT'S OVER FOR YOU BITCHES

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felixjoyful

I'm a canary. Hear me sing.

mountain goat mfs, catch me running around like a beautiful bastard and disappointing my mom by not being visible on our road trip

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deva-arts

...chipmunk....

Ferret!!

I'm a frog :(

Sparrow! Heck yeah I've always wanted to sing and fly!

Mink time!

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The fact that the coup goes so very differently when Kurt betrays de Sardet gets me so bad. You're caught off guard the moment he walks in and calls on his squad. Then once he's beaten, you're scrambling to rescue your allies because the traitors know Kurt is gone, and the time spent putting together a plan of action is time they use to proceed with the attack, and you're operating off of intuition rather than Kurt's intel. The time loss is significant enough that messengers aren't enough, you need to go straight to San Matheus or Hikmet in order to prevent the coup from hitting there. And you can only get one, saving both is off of the table.

Kurt's decision to betray the Guard or de Sardet can change the fate of a whole city, and alter the island's political landscape in a big way. And it all comes down to how deeply he, the self-proclaimed cold-hearted mercenary, cares.

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