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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

the fuckin face in that last panel is on its own plane of emotion

minotaur costumes from the lion, the witch and the wardrobe

I had an unsavory thought that I won’t share

I’ll share mine. I want him to fuck me so deep you can see his cock pushing out of my stomach

I wish c.s.lewis could see that comment

waiter there's a faggot in my soup

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

You'll never believe what this post is about

I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

1985, New York, funeral home’s delivery boy Photo: Frank Horvat

what is this from

the titanic

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

forbidden neil the rat photos

req'd by @alexaloraetheris

i know what this is probably supposed to be about, but all i can think of is when i'm at the end of the day of amusement park-going and I'm trying to get on enough rides for my money's worth

text: The flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea, either.

The UK have discovered they have in fact reached the "Find Out" part...

Basically, the UK joined the EU, insisted on having exceptions made for half the EU rules, then got so mad about still having to follow the other half - and about the existence of immigrants - that they fired a torpedo into their own economy, declared they were leaving, didn't actually leave, got mad that the EU wasn't going to let them continue reaping the benefits of EU membership unless they also agreed to follow some of the rules, finally got around to leave, and now they're mad about not getting the benefits of EU membership anymore again

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem