undetectable extension charm

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It’s finally happened, lads. The doctors have asked me if they can do a spinal tap on me.

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

i feel like the boeing whistleblower case should radicalize more people. a major airline company is producing planes with less and less regard for safety and it's starting to get noticeable. man takes them to court, which would reduce profit at the cost of public safety. he fucking dies the night that boeings legal team asks him to stay an extra day. if nothing happens about this, i hope it gets through to people that america would literally kill you for a few extra cents

being a hater is good and fun and comes free with being a lover but it's also good to practice being an idgafer. sometimes things are just meant to bait you and/or not worth blowing up your whole day over. don't forget that.

fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes

Merlin BBC is THE bisexual experience ™

hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself

okay but in the defense of 80s-fashion chris squire he was the only one still carrying on the gay wizard fashion

the villagers: OH MY GOD GET OUT OF HERE ITS A DRAGON ATTACK HES BURNING DOWN THE WHOLE VILLAGE

me noticing the "dragon" actually only has 2 hind legs instead of 4 legs: thats actually a w-

*flames engulf me completely*

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

in our defense this is oil

my roman empire

Begging character designers to stop doing this.

ARGUS WONT BE IN PJO S1

How bad do we think that “I chose her because I couldn’t imagine we’d ever be friends” hurt? The way Annabeth slightly tilts her head and parts her lips to speak before closing it after realizing nothing’s coming out…I mean, this is the same girl who went way overboard in the gas station buying snacks and drinks. She clearly wanted to smooth over the fact that she didn’t let Percy leave the bus. She wanted to make friends. The way she slowly blinks when he says it before looking down afterwards? Did her eyes sting? Was she embarrassed? Wondering what was so wrong with her that somebody couldn’t stomach the idea of being her friend?