1. I have favorites. I try not to - and I do truly give every new thread a chance. But favorites happen, because some people write in a way that just thrills me in particular. I will try not to focus too much on my favorites, knowing that each new person I roleplay with just may turn out to be a favorite as well.

 2. Some days I struggle to write replies. When I do, when I skip over your thread to reply to another, it’s not something you have done wrong. My muse is not responding to yours at the moment, possibly for reasons neither of us have any control over.

 3. There is no correlation between a lengthy reply and a good one. If you can only type out two paragraphs and I’ve written five, you didn’t fail, and vice versa. Writing flows best when you free yourself from the expectations of verbiage, structure, number of words on the page. 

 4. I do this for fun. If I’m not having fun with our thread, I have a responsibility to tell you so, to try and fix it so that it’s fun for us both. Conversely, you have a responsibility to do the same. We both have the responsibility of ending things on a pleasant basis if our muses are incompatible.

 5. There are days when I doubt my writing. I think we all have these days. Days when every sentence comes out awkwardly and half-thought, when nothing seems to flow. Please, don’t be afraid to ask me to change a reply if I’ve sidelined the plot with my meandering muse logic.

 6. You will never upset me by talking to me out of character. I’m fully cognizant that behind each muse is a real person, and I would love to get to know that person.

 7. I have a ‘style’, a set way that I best enjoy writing. If you’re a brilliant muse and I enjoy your writing, I may stalk you relentlessly without ever replying to a starter you’ve done just because our styles do not match. This doesn’t mean that either of us is less of a roleplayer because of it - we’re just different.

 8. I will not belittle your character ooc. Each muse is unique, each muse is a precious creation of a creative mind, an entity of its own. I promise to respect that, and only critique when asked and then only for the purposes of helping your writing. I will never send you anon hate.

 9. I want you to plot with me. I want our muses to have a story so complex, so incredible, that everyone reads along. I don’t want either of us to know how it will end before it begins. I want to sit on the edge of my seat, waiting for your reply, just to shake my head in awe of the brilliant turn or twist you’ve come up with.

 10. Mun to mun - you are beautiful to me. When you’re having a bad day, come to my inbox. When you’re doubting yourself, tell me about it and I will remind you how amazing you are. When I’ve angered or disappointed you in character or out, tell me about it. First and foremost, we are writers, and I consider us friends if we write together. You’re not imposing on me - you’re allowing me to help.

☂ - Your muse shares an umbrella with mine on a rainy day ♬ - Our muses slow dance together ⌭ - Your muse kisses mine on the forehead ♦  - Your muse offers mine a place to stay ₪ - Your muse lays their head in my muse’s lap の - Your muse gently kisses mine on the nose ☎ - Your muse gets a call from mine in the middle of the night ✞ - Your muse visits mine in the infirmary/hospital ✦ - Our muses celebrate something together ☸ - Your muse comforts mine while they are crying ⌘ - Your muse interlaces their fingers with mine ✿ - Your muse picks a flower for mine ♨ - Your muse offers mine a hot beverage on a cold day ☆ - Our muses go stargazing together ⌲ - Your muse hugs mine from behind

• “Come on, then! Hit me!”
• “Your stance is all wrong.”
• “Am I doing this right?”
• “I feel like I’ve been chewed up, spat out, and run over repeatedly.”
• “Get down and give me 20!”
• “How many miles/kilometers are we running?!”
• “Hey! Watch where you’re swinging that!” 
• “Nice punch! Now do it again!” 
• “You won’t hurt me, I promise.” 
• “My grip feels off…” 
• “Have you ever used a(n) __ before?” 
• “I don’t want to hurt you…” 
• “I think I’m going to feel that tomorrow.” 
• “If you can lift me up, then you can lift these weights just fine.” 
• “On a scale of one to ten, how much did that hurt?”
• “Here, you put your feet like this…” 
• “Relax. I’m trying to help.” 
• “Can you teach me how to __?”
• “God, we stink.” 
• “Are you doing okay?” 
• “Are you alright?” 
• “If I do fifteen push-ups, can I be done for the day?” 
• “Come on! Another round!” 
• “You can win this time!”
• “Work your angle a little more and you got it perfect!” 
• “What are you doing up at this hour?” 
• “Where did you get that bruise?” 
• “Hey, no, stop. You’re going to break your fingers punching like that.”